/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

David, remember me? I used to play Donna on Twin Peaks! David, why aren't you filming my scenes? Edition

/tpg/ does FWWM:
youtube.com/watch?v=qJbbEAUXy_g
/tpg/ sings Just You:
youtube.com/watch?v=2ngt9ttV7jY

pastebin.com/apitEJvG

Meanwhile:

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youtu.be/Ko4xAZL3dNo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Post yfw there are 4 minutes left in the finale and out of sand starts playing

RICHARD

AND

LINDA

fucking asshat german pussies won't leak 14 smdh

FIRST for Kyle getting his dick out in Blue Velvet.

:)

Donna would fit in with the trailer park people

Damn, how do you go from this to that???

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i think some people just didn't like the leaked plots and are hoping they're fake. personally I was fine with them so i don't care.


poal.me/hr9w17

Part 5 kino

lol /tpg/ is dead. a joke of a fanbase.

you're doing it wrong, faker. it's "what a joek of a fanbase and series lol", you faggot

yeah well, thats just like, your opinion man,
of course many people equal quality show, no? game of thrones is watched by tons of people, must be one of the best written, acted, plot, character development kino show right now

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What's she so surprised about?

How will he try to kill Dougie now that Anthony Sinclair backed out?

tpg is dead-posters are too lazy even to post the full pasta. what a joke of a meme LOL

He'll do it himself

WINDOM EARLE FUCKING WHEN?

honestly its a good song

i'd be fine with it desu

You are not able to name a cuter Twin Peaks resident.

The Roadhouse is proooud to present THE Eddie Vedder.

Laura but she's dead and wrapped in plastic. ;-;

COOPER GETS HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

CONFIRMED YASSSSSSSSSSSS

having a job

>Hey I hear the Roadhouse line up has been crazy these last 2 weeks. We should check it out tonight.
>The Roadhouse is proud to welcome James Hurley.
Post yfw.

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Whaaaat?

Do you need any money?

He's lying.

Actually yes.

Will Tammy perform at the Roadhouse?

Do you need any snacks?

Will she smother me in her armpits?

Who knows

Eraserhead lol

>need
tfw

lewd

I literally can't stop watching interracial porn. I am sexually inferior and porn is all I'll ever have. What should I do?

she looks like a fucking snake with that long weird-ass neck
she's the only alien in twin peaks

First for superior Donna

SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL!

Mr. C sent Hutch and Chantal to kill him and Dougie.

>TURNIP LOL QUIP

this show is fucking Reddit

She gives me Candie vibes in a strange way.

long necks are patrician

what a happy airplane though

dickon? lol dick

Was that when they met in person? I'll rewatch that.

Will we ever see her again bros?

This is the worst scene in the entirety of Twin Peaks.

He tells Hutch he has a "double header" for him in Vegas after he kills the warden.

That's not a quip. That's a pun.

What they laughing at bobby for tpg?

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This is Sheryl, make sure not to bully her because she is happy

It has it's own M.O. MODUS OPERANDI

no, you are the worst

Unless a season 4...no

Are you sure that's not Duncan and maybe the corrupt cop or someone? I remember Mr C telling Duncan he had to get Dougie killed, or he'd have to do it himself. If he said that just assuming Duncan would fail, that seems like a mistake, since why would he want so many failed attempts on Dougie's life when he can just trust Hutch to do it?

Bobby is /ourguy/

What's his deal?

>be Mike
>inhabit body of average dude
>hang out with Bob and commit crimes
>dress way better than Bob
>get matching tattoos which is super gay
>get tattoo on Philip's body for some reason while Bob gets his on his spirit body while inhabiting Leland
>find Jesus
>cut Phillip's arm off to get away from Bob
>hang out with Bob and your arm all the time
>your arm is your best friend
>be terrified of Bob
>help Bob kill Laura
>have a thick British accent in S01E03 and then be American in all other episodes
>look like Phillip even in the Lodge even though he's a different person
>fall in love with your vessel even though he's not even a CUTE
>hate committing crimes
>demand Bob give you garmonbozia which he gets by committing crimes
>Bob is your only source of garmonbozia
>try to destroy Bob
>Cooper is your best shot even though you can just possess anybody and do anything as them
>wait 25 years to let Cooper out so you can hang out with Bob again
>don't do anything at all
>your best friend is a tree now
>your arm has a doppelganger even though you and Bob don't
>be omniscient and predict human behavior and casino results perfectly
>not keep an eye on your evil tree friend who's right in the next room and obviously gonna fuck everything up
>don't possess Dougie
>don't just be a corporeal human in the world like you were for decades
>guide him through fun arbitrary adventures with symbols
>never tell Jumping Man what a good friend he is
>still look like Phillip for no reason
>stop hanging out in the real world for no reason
>have a stroke for no reason
>Phillip is absolutely nowhere to be seen
>there are literally two Phillips in the show and both their stories will be completely unfinished

>she's the only alien in twin peaks
wrong

She is soooo hnnnnnnnngg

Is that... my stuff you're wearing...?

Lol

Good night friends.
Time to sleep.

Maximum hnnnngg

Croatiaposter detected

To sleep

>look like Phillip even in the Lodge even though he's a different person
You can go corporeally into the Lodge. He said he's used to the body now so he just takes it with him everywhere.

>Cooper is your best shot even though you can just possess anybody and do anything as them
If you could just possess anyone Bob would have had no problem possessing Laura. And maybe Mike being so attached to his body makes it harder for him to possess others.

>your arm has a doppelganger even though you and Bob don't
I imagine Lodge entities don't have dopplegangers. The Arm isn't a native lodge entity but a severed arm that's transformed so that's probably why.

Everything else is pretty weird, yeah.

haha nice lol

DOugei liek eddie

The tree that NON-EXIST-ed Coop was clearly a doppelganger. Also the Arm had a doppelganger in S02 finale

You bring up good points.
matching tattoos ARE gay now that I think about it

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Oh wait I just read your post again. Makes sense desu

Yeah but what I'm saying is that the Arm isn't a native inhabitant of the Lodge, it's a severed arm. So that's why it has a doppleganger but not Bob or Mike, because they're native Lodge inhabitants but the Arm isn't. If Mike cut his dick off the dick would also have a doppleganger.

That was just the doppelgänger of Michael J. Anderson. The real one is still in the black lodge.

Audrey's midget is a doppelganger.

Post your reaction when we see Mike's true form and Vedder's song is about him

What if he was simply autistic?

>Mike saw the face of God
>he saw Laura

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*The Giant

youtu.be/Ko4xAZL3dNo

Does the audio book have music like this

I know this show isn't exactly realistic, but why would they use such elaborate pointless code? It all seemed a bit silly.

reminder john justice wheeler and charlie are wearing the same outfits

what does it mean?

Charlie is a fictionl

David having a cigar after crusing Sheryl and Moira puss circa 1992

Does this mean that we are picking up momentum towards Zanekino?!

Laura came from him/his face.

On the same note, why do they act like having Diane around is useful? Literally the only thing she's contributed is confirming that the rampaging felon who accidentally talks backwards and acts nothing like Cooper isn't Cooper, which they already knew. What else has she done for them?

>mfw my cat freaks out whenever I play /tpg/ sings just you.

Laura came

Can you record it?

>accidentally talks backwards
When?
Did I miss something?

the fbi plot is fucking garbage and lynch & ferrer (rip) can't perform their characters properly anymore