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It's for the best. I didn't need to be arrested for jerking it in the theater.

this

Imagine this headline:

Kate Beckinsale Isn't Ashamed of Her Mother-Son Fantasies

idk, i like how gal gadot being israeli and former idf pisses people off

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Kate Beckinsale

She has Zika head and a shit body compared to other contenders.

Beckinsale ain't even hot, give me hot jewish qtie over her any day of the week

Answer was Not Very.

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Her dad was 10000 times the actor she is.

>Beckinsale ain't even hot

She's not better than that kike ugoo.

Her dad isn't a 10/10 walking incest/femdom fantasy you fucking faggot

Alas, I don't want to procreate with her father.

get the FUCK off the internet

She wouldn't have been an improvement, though.

toe's

>not wanting to procreate with her father to create another Kate to have as your own personal sex slave.

I'll take a beautiful jewfu over Kate Beckinsale, no doubt

>people will actually defend casting a zika baby instead of Kate Beckinsale

Gay boy detected.

Well, if she got the role of Catwoman instead.

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>Be Beckingslag
>cried when Michael Bay told her to workout for Pearl Habor because she was too thin
At least Gal tried.

When the trailer for that latest Underworld movie came out, one of the first things I noticed was hot much smoking has affected her voice. She's nice to look at but needs to quit that shit.

>implying Kate isn't fit

DIAMONDS

Wow, a picture from when she pulled an all nighter because of her baby.

Lets see Kate with no makeup and after lack of sleep because of baby then, user.
Do it. I fucking dare you.

unironically still cute

>you're not young enough to be her pussy slave

That photoshoot is older than you, faggot.

she cant emote even simple expression properly
she's a bad actress

wonder woman CGI was laughably bad

>white women

So plain and boring, what's the appeal at this point? White skin is repulsive.

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>all those fags
do you have to be a homo to work in fashion photography or just pretend to be one?

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Sooo sexy YAS QUEEN

>she will never break into your room in the black of night to kidnap you in that outfit
why even live?

Kate is a 10/10 but she's 6 years away from 50. You need a young chick for the role Gadot is going to be WW for another 8 years.

Just look at all the fags in here defending a zika baby.

JUST

Seriously. I think she was way cuter before all the surgery

Who's that on the left?

>that nose job

After seeing this I'm certain that whoever thinks this bitch is hot is delusional

Gadot was fucking awful in wonder woman but I'd still give her one.

Stop having work done to your face, love. It's getting out of hand.

>white women btfo

well of course she was awful, she's not an actress.

People already think I'm a fag because I have an effeminate voice and a lisp. Might as well just go on full flamer so I can launder her dirty underwear.

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classic Sup Forums
post reddit and Sup Forums invasion "Sup Forums"

Know the difference
it might just save your life when /film/ opens next week.

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I don't know what she is, but she should keep her hair down to hide the conehead.

>Gal will NEVER kidnap you and keep you locked up in her rape dungeon and make you worship her goddess feet and peg you're boipussy
;_; jdimsatbqh

Who else fapped during the sex scene in Underworld?

Who else fapped during every scene of Underworld?

is she supposed to look bad in this?

youtube.com/watch?v=MVvcYsn5POg

Godly.

This is Van Helsing though... not that I complain

[screaming palestinians intensifies]

I know, webm was unrelated with the text of my post. Much like this one.

It's a hot scene, but kinda difficult to get off when they keep showing that guy's face. I'm picky about that shit lol

It's like when I'm trying to wack it to one of those Fox News girls but they keep cutting back to the Greg Gutfeld. Annoying.

yup. her daughter looks just like her when she was younger. its like that story about the guy wanting to sue his wife because the kid came out hideous.

Kate is too lewd to play innocent Diana

Kate in Underworld was my biggest celeb crush ever, she looks so damned cute

hmmmm

TOO OLD General?

a cute.

let me bang

goddammit.

>Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!

THAT'S A BIG BAGINA

>get in the bag, manlet

literally perfect

more pics of becks junior

Yes.

>tattoo
hahahahahaha

> “We tested a bunch of actresses, as you can imagine. But the thing with Gal is that she’s strong, she’s beautiful, and she’s a kind person, which is interesting, but fierce at the same time. It’s that combination of being fierce but kind at the same time that we were looking for. She can get serious, but she’s amazingly fun to be around. And by the way, she really held her own with Ben in the screen test. Ben was like, ‘Whoa, that girl is something else!’ That was a good sign, because Ben is very tough in the scene, and he’s big and commanding. Anytime that you’re doing a test like that and you’re looking at the other person, you’re thinking, ‘Okay, that’s good stuff.’ That was part of the process, and over time as we got to know Gal, we found out how amazing she is. I can’t even remember how many in terms of interviews, but for the final test, I think that we tested six actresses. But we interviewed and saw hundreds, so it was a pretty exhausting process.”
BASED ZACK

>ywn be kate's carry on luggage in case she needs to relax and sit on a face

ITS NOT FAIR. KILL ME NOW.

Would have bin kino but honestly iam fine with gal

my teenagehood

how much would you be willing to pay for a sex tape between the two, Sup Forums?

Sauce pls

>A Fucking Tattoo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Dropped

can you imagine

I don't even know who her dad is

is lily mo still a virgin?

Holy shit

in that image or something made now...................................

Kate Beckinsale, what is this? 2004? Lily Mo Sheen is where it's at.

Pfffffft good one

whatever your heart desires, user

It was the early 2000s attempt by Whedon. She was approached but refused because the script sucked.

Why did you reply this to me?

i'd like to plead the fifth

STOP SHILLING FOR WOMEN IN THEIR LATE 40s FOR PLAYING WONDER WOMAN YOU BRAINLETS