Be american

>be american
>walk into walmart for my daily diet of all american cheeseburgers
>suddenly slip on some runny brown liquid
>ambulance arrives and takes me to hospital
>hip replacement costs $20000 + $10000 tip
>wheelchair is another $5000. thank god for american healthcare
>try to roll myself to walmart before it closes so i can sue their asses
>dont make it and get caught outside at night
>"AAYYYYYOOOO SUM CRACKER OER DER!!"
>try to roll away from blm protestors but they catch me
>get shot

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youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
usa.gov/register-to-vote
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation

ctrl + f india

> be Indian
> shit in street
> die of dysentery

your pathetic shitskin atempt to push the shitter title over to the world dominators is sad

lol what country even are you

>walk into Walmart
>try to find my own designated shitting aisle
>every aisle has a pajeet already designated shitting
>outside lawn and garden is their favorite
>already shit my pants because I couldn't find my own aisle

Fucking pajeets

Why can't loo's into hygene like EU states?
Their streets are a mess
They suffer from designated fecal escapism syndrome
seriously
get
your
shit
together

...

SOOOME
user ONCE TOLD ME
THAT /PPPOL/ IS GONNA TROLL ME
I AIN'T GOT THE TIGHTEST PANTS IN THE MAAAART
I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH A SHIIIITSTAIN ON MY BUM
LAYIN' INNA POOL O' POO IN AN AISLE OF WALMART
WELL THESHARTS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
SLIPPED ON THE POO AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO HOLD THE DUNG
YOUR ASS STAYS DRY BUT YOUR LEGS GET NUMB
SO MUCH TO POOP SO MUCH TO SHIT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHARTING IN THE MART AISLES?
YOU'LL NEVER SLIP IF YOU DON'T POOP
YOU'LL NEVER SLIDE IF YOU DON'T PLOP
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A MART-STAR
TURN YOUR SCOOT ON
GO, FART
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A MART-STAR
TURN YOUR SCOOT ON
GO, SHART
NOT ALL THAT STAINS IS PIII-IIISS
ONLY SHARTING STAAARS BREAK THE MAA-AAA-AART

POO

You are now aware that there are more people shitting in the streets in India than there are people in the United States.

Rolls Dice

Canada has now signed a nuclear arms treaty with India to share weapons and launch an EMP strike on America, so you're all more sensitive to multiculturalism.

IN

You have a river that is dirtier than the Milwaukee sewer system that people constantly bathe in.

>Attend the beam in thine own eye before attending to the mote in thy neighbor's eye

>literally an asshole in the middle of the flag

AISLE 2

Should I post a picture of my stained underwear with a time stamp next time I shit my pants?

>Be American
>Get Shart

>i really have to poo right now but she won't get off me

SHART

Saw this coming before I replied, Sup Forums poster.

>+ $10000 tip
kek

Reminder that we're literally trying to elect a woman who literally wears designated poopying diapers.

Reminder that once she does become president we will be sent monthly designated poopying diapers.

fpbp

About one billion people, or 15 percent of the global population, practice open defecation. India has the highest number of people practicing open defecation: around 490 million people, or nearly a third of the population.
>Over 1.5x of Americas total population STILL does not poo in loo in India

...

...

OH come the fuck on man, 650 million people in India take a Spicy Poop on any open space they could find, everyday...you only get to laugh at USA when 650 million Americans started doing so too, oh wait there aren't 650 million americans......

not even haitians reach india's level of foulness. Are poo in the loo the new low of humanity?

...

Lmao

You forgot the part where you missed the aisle you were in.
>designated shitting aisle
Just trying to make you feel at home, Pajeet.

INDIA WITH THE BANTZ

>be india
> get 0 medals in the Olympics because there no competitive shitting anywhere but in a toilet
>die from diseases from bathing, eating, and drinking poo
>reincarnated as poo in the next life

t. POO IN THE LOO
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Is this the new path CTR is taking to screw with the board? Seeing a lot of this pointless stuff today.

omfg that is disgusting

or maybe it's just people shitposting u delusional fuck

>be pajeet
>on another shitting street
>run from loo witch
>no bath in 2 weeks
>go to Ganges river
>choke on child's spinal cord
>go to my huge living quarters a whole 103 sq ft per person
>internet so I'm blessed
>need positive story
indianexpress.com/article/india/india-others/girl-commits-suicide-in-jharkhand-after-parents-refuse-to-construct-a-toilet-at-home/
>just another day
>go to Sup Forums
>nobody likes me
>push meme to feel better
>still fail while everyone laughs
>only CTR shills say SHART IN MART ironically
>won't even get credit for shit-posting (literally)
>not aware of real medicine used in first world countries that cause this
>thinks Americans shit themselves openly

God, it must feel horrible to be you.

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

CTR isn't shitposting?

Lets of course not forget your Pissterine and cow urine soda with healing properties.

Just, fucking, no.
>trying this hard

Joke's on you OP. Walmart is usually open 24/7. Checkmate.

Post this next thread so I can sing it.

I kek rd

pics? and will we really be sent those?

>be in India
Swim with dead mother
Shit
Swim with dead sister
Shit

how paranoid do u have to be about CTR to think an Indian shitposting about shit is CTR.

Archive, what is that?

it's not an argument

>mfw a brit said this

>muh hospital bills
Funny, because the last curry nigger I ran into expressed the same concern. In fact, he told me that his buddy went to the hospital uninsured, and the bill was so big he had to skip town and return to India to avoid it. It's always the same with you faggots - you can't see that you are problem here, that you country hoppers are bankrupting our system, being used by the Jews to bankrupt our system so they can buy it for a song. You disgust me, and this disgust goes far beyond your lack of affinity for hygienic pooping practices.

>paranoid about CTR
>point out tons of people make this thread several times a day
>not an argument

Seriously, Canadians are a cancer to this site. At least Straya contributes with banter. Excluding this idiot .

>be in india
>total darkness everywhere
>smells like an 8 armed elephant god
>cut a hole into the purple pajama wall to breathe
>It's someones pantaloons
>i pull my way up someones shoulders and finally see the daylight
>a sea of bobbing head screaming and fighting over a pile of cow feces
>I steal a dirtbike and a chicken and ride across the crowd's faces
>Other apus are running across the dense turban head highway, trying to dodge crocodiles swimming amog in the smelly river of humans
>we truly rose up in the caste system

CTR SLIDE THREAD
hide sage report

youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs

cant wait till u kiddies go back to school

0/10 poopost m8

Have a (You)

hey that's not a (You)

>poopost
You mean shartpost?

Says the newfag that doesn't even understand the site well enough to grasp the archive or what I'm implying. Have fun with that Canuck.
>not an argument XDDDDDDD

you forgot
>sue walmart
>tip lawyer

I can assure you, she is insecure about her incontinence to the point where she and her crew would with confidence send adult diapers by mail. India is right you know. If Hillary wins, we'll be the United States of Diapers. We'll no longer be shart in marts because our diapers will be filled with poopy.

I know what an archive is you paranoid delusional retard. You delicate flowers bitching and moaning about CTR all day are worse than Tumblr SJWs I swear to god. You're so sensitive, just kill yourself already.

Shart

Im assuming the brown liquid on the floor was shit from an indian

IN

MART

You're an embarrassment to the country, kid

good wan

Look
If you had
One shart
Or one opportunity
To shit every pants you ever wanted
In one mart
Would you fart it out
Or just let it leak?

Yo
His butt is sweaty, sphincter weak, poops are heavy
There's diarrhea in his panties already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but in Walmart he looks calm and ready
To drop poops, but he keeps on shitting

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>$20000
for a hip replacement that is a deal

Walmart has grates at the front of the store and drains at high traffic shitting junctions for drainage, fake and gay

Jesus christ america
My dad is a cardiologist, one of the best in my state and he charges 2.5$ for an ECG
I think he even had an offer to goto USA or Portugal but rejected it

have a AWOOOOOOO

>hip replacement costs $20000

Get your data right Rasheed.
Mine totaled about $60,000 seven years ago.

SPAGHETTI

>Be Pajeet
>Walk into designated shiting street
>What a 14 year old girl being stabbed by her father cos honor and shit
>Start shiting and colera kicks in.
>Get mauled by a cow while cleaning my ass with my left hand.
>Loose a leg by poo bacteria in leg
>Go back to call center before boss notice i was on a brake.