Be american

You are now aware that there are more people shitting in the streets in India than there are people in the United States.

Rolls Dice

Canada has now signed a nuclear arms treaty with India to share weapons and launch an EMP strike on America, so you're all more sensitive to multiculturalism.

IN

You have a river that is dirtier than the Milwaukee sewer system that people constantly bathe in.

>Attend the beam in thine own eye before attending to the mote in thy neighbor's eye

>literally an asshole in the middle of the flag

AISLE 2

Should I post a picture of my stained underwear with a time stamp next time I shit my pants?

>Be American
>Get Shart

>i really have to poo right now but she won't get off me

SHART