Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question

Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question.

What the fuck was their problem?

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They're butt ugly

they had so much love to give, they just didn't know where to put it

They never really take the "war" very seriously. The whole invasion is them mostly fucking around. I always assumed they weren't hostile at all and them shooting people was the alien equvalent of banter.

they are IRL trolls

unironically did it for the lulz

think about it, they can't breath the air so they don't want the planet, they pretend to come in peace and milk it well past hostile first contact and their invasion is basically a giant frat party

It's pretty much established that the translators were fucked up, so when the humans were saying nice things (I forget what, exactly) the Martians were most likely hearing the opposite statement, prompting the war.

Ack Ack Aaack Ack

They obviously hate jack black