Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question

[Jordan Rodriguez]

Since I was a child I've always struggled to answer one question.

What the fuck was their problem?

[Brody Turner]

D O V E S
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[Eli Martinez]

They're butt ugly

[Jonathan White]

they had so much love to give, they just didn't know where to put it

[Brayden Reyes]

They never really take the "war" very seriously. The whole invasion is them mostly fucking around. I always assumed they weren't hostile at all and them shooting people was the alien equvalent of banter.

[Adrian Jones]

they are IRL trolls

[Kayden Gray]

unironically did it for the lulz

think about it, they can't breath the air so they don't want the planet, they pretend to come in peace and milk it well past hostile first contact and their invasion is basically a giant frat party

[Adam Parker]

It's pretty much established that the translators were fucked up, so when the humans were saying nice things (I forget what, exactly) the Martians were most likely hearing the opposite statement, prompting the war.

[Dylan White]

Ack Ack Aaack Ack

[Parker Myers]

They obviously hate jack black