Movie is named Akira

>Movie is named Akira
>Akira shows up for like 3 seconds
The fuck?

>movie named apocalypse now
>apocalypse doesn't even happen

>movie has a name

>anarchist symbol

>the force awakens
>fell asleep

>Suicide Squad
>No suicide except maybe for the audience

>Movie named From Russia With Love
>Takes place in Yugoslavia and Italy

>Primer
>they don't explain shit

Slipknot, actually.

>movie is named Das Boot
>its about a submarine

>Series is named House
>Takes place at a hospital

>movie is named jurasic park
>its about dinosaurs

>it comes at night
>it never comes at night

>it follows
>well, it actually follows

>Movie name is Blade Runner
>what does it even mean?

>Manchester by the Sea
>Manchester is actually 58 km from the sea
>Doesn't even take place in England

>series called Life on Mars
>takes place in Manchester

;'(

>Betmen vs Supermen
>theres wonderwomyn in it

>wants to see akira
>doesn't watch death note which has multiple kiras

i hate this

>movie called Chinatown
>three minutes take place in Chinatown and none of the main cast is Chinese

Mouth on side of head drawing needs to be called out more often, it's horrible.

second half put me to sleep tbqh

>Movie called Stalker
>No one is being stalked

Figuratively it did

>movie has a name
> Implying I have a tv

>movie called Robocop
>is actually a cyborg

>Movie called 'Jurassic Park'
>almost entirely dinos from Cretaceous period and not jurassic

He didn't commit suicide bud, he didn't know he would die nor was his death inflicted by him, so not suicide

>movie series called Terminator
>they call all humanoid robots here as cyborgs
Was is autism, James?

>mobie called There Will Be Blood
>barely any blood at all

>movie is called Modern Times
>it's set in the 30s

submarine = uboot
its a german film dont be surprised about german words

>Mustang
>There is no Ford Mustang or Mustang horses in the movie

>The Lobster
>There is no lobster in the movie

fuck off cis white scum

...

t. Retard

it's because it's all about freedom, kiddo.

>batman
>never played baseball in his life

The assassin was Russian you fucking dope

>film has title a fish called wanda
>wanda the fish barely in film, not too important to plot desu :/
Wtf?

>The Mummy
>about some egyptian lich
Uncomfortable fap, would not recommend.

>try to think of a joke for the thread
>can only think about movies with fitting names