Do grownups really do this?

do grownups really do this?

holy shit thats fucking pathetic

only whites

If all you do is fap to traps and anime all day, yes, a real women will make you limper than a wet noodle.

Literally this

Maybe, pleeeaase

I have a flatmate from Cameroon who broke down crying in front of us all after finding out his gf left him because she couldn't cope with his erectile disfunction. Pre sad desu

Womyn can't compete

First few times I had sex would dick would go limp after a couple minutes. That problem eventually went away but I still can't cum without using my hands

stop strangling your dick when you jerk off

I'm white and I do this

my own hands > vagina > handjob from a guy > asshole > blowjob

This tbqhwyfams

I see this in porn and I know some friends who said they find it hard to cum without jerking off, why is this? Is it too much masturbation?

>I had sex
OUTOUTOUT

the sad thing is I don't even use a tight grip or go insanely fast when I fap

It's because the Jews stole the most sensitive part of your dick, amerifat

salsa?

this

blowjobs feel nice but how the FUCK can anyone cum from one. you have to have like, never masturbated in your life. nothig really beats my own hand though

That makes sense, I mean there are girls who can't cum without jerking their clit, you just need a specific simulation. No shame in that.

Yep

t. cutdick

When you get older its harder to get your dick hard

That's why they make pills like viagra, viagra is also $50 a pill

t. Old fag

Let me guess, you're circumcised.

The only time ive ever cum while receiving a blowjob is from a duch backpacker.
She was a fat 19 yearold that I wouldnt take out in daylight but she sucked it from flaccid to ejaculation like a trooper

No I'm intact.

guys all you have to do is masturbate only once a fortnight, without using porn and eat a lot of good fats.You need the fat to make testosterone

Why are you asking that here, there are no grownups on Sup Forums

cutfags can't help it

I would be very surprised if someone with a normal life posted here.
Normal people would immediately be scared off by all the cunny threads and cuck posts

Cleve gtfo of Sup Forums and fix your shitty game

I'm cut and I love blowies and cummies from blowies

I'm only interested if they swallow though

this is completely normal when you cant be bothered having actual sex but still want to feel a form of intimacy

t. grownup

STOP MASTURBATING

You're supposed to make her clench her pussy muscles if she's not tight enough. If she's not tight enough, why are you with her in the first place?

I'm cut yet still a 2 pump chump. Can't imagine needing to feel more sensitive but I'd probably down to 1 pump if I still had my smegma trap.

>smegma trap
Ever heard if showers nigger?

>smegma trap
you are supposed to take showers from time to time you nasty faggot

Same. I have to cum right before sex to even have a chance of lasting more than a minute or two.

Adult here. Relationships aren't a 24/7 fuckfest. Grow up kid.

take a shower once in a while you neckbeard.

I see it in creampie shows all the time
they cut the camera right before the big finish and then turkey based some fake cum into the girl and then put a performance, a renactment really

It's pretty disgraceful shit, they should just start using normal guys to play the guy in porn, I'm tired of these buff roid-heads with comically large penises.

I'm scared this is gonna be me if I ever get in a relationship. I have no interest in traditional sex. I love the idea of foreplay and getting her off but I just don't have any desire to put my dick inside a woman.

>filename
Wut

Well, in all honesty, trying to bang a woman that looks like an old jew hag might require some pregaming. I mean, her blowing would prob work better, but someone women are lazy.

And on that note, can you find a woman who's lost her looks so completely in a decade as Alia Shawkat. She went from semi-bangable teen to old Jew hag in like a 5 year span.... those Jews might make hot teens but they tend to become an old hag very quickly.

>I love the idea of foreplay and getting her off but I just don't have any desire to put my dick inside a woman.
I really don't think you're going to have many troubles there, buddy. Most women would rather a partner who wants to get them off than one that just wants to stick their dick in.

lmao no

t. never actually given a woman an orgasm before

*americans

I've never gone down on a girl and i never will, have the same problem as the rest of the thread, i can't cum and im cut, so i can fuck as hard and as long as possible

i can make girls cum easy but who cares when i can't feel anything myself

Source?

Wait, you're saying it'll get better?

>tfw not cut
>tfw my frenulum is in such an awkward position that even if I got circumsized I'd still have problems
>tfw can't clean smegma thoroughly and have to pray that opening up the foreskin enough for a bit of water will clean it all away before I fuck my girlfriend

Wish I was cut desu.

you can see it's either Bateman or ewan mcgregor so it's Fargo or Ozark

Sex is more about an idea than a physical thing, it feels the same fucking a chubby girl than fucking the girl of your dreams, but the idea is completely different. But believe me, if you fuck the girl of your dreams in a regular basis, the idea fades away quickly.

yup have done it multiple times. couldn't cum during sex so after she's done I just jerk off and cum on her ass.

dat ford girl

>I've never gone down on a girl and i never will
Then why are you pretending you know anything about this subject?

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Agreed, fucking a chubby girl is better. They treat you like a god and don't think they're hot shit.

why not just use a bull to satisfy your woman while you jerk off

girls are turned off by men performing oral sex on them, it's submissive and impotent, they don't even like the way it feels

Who is this bitch?

Stop watching porn and stop masturbating. You will see that your actual sexual performance will increase.

There are guys that project male psychology onto women. Then there are guys that pretend they know female psychology, usually by just assuming the opposite of male psychology. Guess which one you are?

A good blowjob is amazing. Fondle the balls, swirl the tip, deep and slow. If they do it right its fucking great.

But then you also get the ones who think just moving their lips up and down is enough.

lmao

sounds like you have some phimosis
had some problemz like that as a kid

>If they do it right its fucking great.
The sad truth is that the only people who do blowjobs right are men, because only men know how to deal with a penis...

Nice armchair psychology retard.

I've only ever met one girl who could give me mind blowing head.
Blowjobs are good, you've just never had a good one.

>it's an earnest sexual performance anxiety discussion thread
And people say Sup Forums isn't productive. Here's one of the worst things a woman can do
>have a chip on their shoulder
>get into bed with someone
>don't cooperate or communicate, selfishly fixate on her self and judging you
>the first moment the man isn't stimulated by this impersonal grumpy wet blanket just lying there, she gets offended and tells him he has a problem
>man gets completely turned off by how unfuckable this personality is
>woman starts telling herself stories about how this means she's the greatest at sex and 'some men can't even satisfy her', just because she becomes willfully unfuckable
>treats sex as a competition where she won by doing nothing and instead of pleasing and arousing her mate attacking them
>live life as a defensive thirsty cunt who can only be fucked by people who just see her as a hole, and don't care what she says or does
The point being women who are eager to blame during sex are sexually incompetent, and all their whining about men apply to themselves more than anyone.

Has she shown tits anywhere??

Only if she's bad at them

Anyone else try to think of disgusting morbid thoughts like fat old ladies and dead animals to keep yourself from cumming too quick?

Or is it just me?

#Notall

>2 pump chump.
How do I stop this?
If I go super slow/steady I can last but it's almost boring

>tfw been receiving blowjobs from my girlfriend for the last 5 years and she has only gotten better

Random sluts don't know how to sick dick.

I do this. Atleast I did, I thought about autistic shit like which attacks does bulbasaur have.
it doesnt even work if im banging her from behind or missionary. Missionary just feel too fucking good on my dick.

The trick is to find a position shes into more than you are. (very hard )
Try cowgirl

I'm never having sex

People are disgusting

Kegels, always important
Change positions. I know personally doggy-style makes me bust pretty quick but if the girl's on top I can go on longer
Oh, and work out a few times a week. Even just 30 minutes of lifting weights'll do ya good

Cleve wouldn't bother trying to help genetically inferior sapes

sex is an inherently disgusting, shameful and silly act. Seriously, it's two or more people jamming their shit in each others holes while grunting and making dumb faces. The human body for the most part is a disgusting thing, and doing that is literally an embarrassment. They're acting no different to dumb animals.
Yet most people want sex more than anything, they are programed to desire this stupid degrading shit. So in order to compensate for their own shame in wanting and doing this nonsense, they project it onto those that don't do it. They envy the purity of not having partaken in this humiliating monkey dance, but they can't help themselves from doing it, so they project their insecurity of a loss of dignity, and thus virgin shaming is a mainstream phenomenon.

toyota girl>ford girl

I just wish it fucking worked desu.
Lately I've started thinking of gross shit and it's still too good. So I end up Cummings while thinking about Chris-Chans vagina or some shit.

you just need to slowly stretch your foreskin out

in a couple of months you'll be able to get it down past the head and a bit later you'll be able to fully retract it.

I had the same problem

That's unfortunate, even virgin sex isn't that sad.

My actual stamina is good. I could dry hump for a solid hour.
When I do cum it's always thick and goes a good distance, even when it's my second time in 15 minutes.
However when I'm inside a woman no matter the position it only takes 5 minutes unless I'm maintaining a lot of control

master you're penis
become one with you're balls
i trained myself to cum on command like a pornstar

girls fucking love it mate

most people do something like that, personally I start reciting tax legislation in my head

pls b b8

>tfw find out rubbing nips is super intense when fapping as a teen
can't do it any other way now, best feeling

My prior advice still stands

also get into BDSM
Keeping up dirty talk helps keeps me focused more on domination than cumming

cumming from a good blowjob is better than creampie
good head can make me orgasm like a woman

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I feel like turning your post into a haiku.


Master Your Penis
Become One With Your Ballsack
Learn to cum easy

hello there ((((white)))) persons

t. triggered illiterate uncuts

It was like this when I lost my virginity.

After that I gave up porn which made it better.

Like I still jerk off but it's so much better now.

I need to stop jerking it more than twice a week as well.

I have a 4th date tonight and I fear this will happen again,,,but I have some viagra just in case.