Watching Unforgiven with girlfriend

>watching Unforgiven with girlfriend
>"user, why is he going back to the saloon?"

>it's about honor of friendship
>make her watch Raising Arizona
> if she doesn't get that either, dump her quick

>watch the last samurai with gf
>'user why does he keep trying to stand up i dont get it'

>watch heat with gf
>'user why is he holding his hand, I thought he was the bad guy I don't understand'

>watch the wild bunch with gf
>'user why didnt they run away while they still had the chance'

>watch master and commander with gf
>'user whats a weevil'

guys what are some movies that they DO understand?

brokeback mountain

Argh my girlfriend didn't get the Weevil joke

They truly cannot understand anything about M&C

>'user why does he keep trying to stand up i dont get it'
just thinking about the scene... jesus user i just woke up

>watch movie with girlfriend
>that was a pretty good movie user
If you don't want to complain about your girlfriend being a retard don't date a retard.

>watching a movie with my boyfriend
>pauses movie
>"you see the point of this scene is to show he is a man who doesnt like to surrender"
What are some movies that men just shut up and watch instead of trying to explain

I thought this was just a meme, jesus...

Not all girls are like that. Unforgiven, Last Samurai, M&C and Heat are some of my favourite movies.
Same goes with Braveheart.

>when you don't have a gf or much of a life but want to make yourself feel better by putting down half the population

fuck off

just cause you where women's panties doesnt mean you're a girl user, you still have a penis no matter how shrivled or inverted it may be.

>all those assumptions

Roastie detected

lol only the men are actually looking at her

>watch Midnight in Paris with gf
>gives me a rundown on the famous artists and writers
Comfy levels went orbital

Is that roast beef I smell?

We could have had stability... instead, we elected a meme.

if you're a roastie then tits or gtfo
if you're a spineless white knight, just kill yourself now

>watch movie with girl
>she sits there and asks questions the entire fucking time

Every fucking time gents.

Can women not sit silently for like 1 and a half hours?

>user omg is that Rohypnol? are you trying to drug me to rape me on our movie date?
>nah babe I just wanna watch the movie in peace

>raising arizona

True kino my nigga...

>watching nu-47ronin with female friend(mom)
>'lol why are they killing themselves? stoopid x-D'
IT WAS FOR HONOR MOOOM

They literally can't and if they do it's because they are looking at shit on their phones.

>Watching Star Wars with girl
>"Ooh rewind it user, I want to Snapchat this"
Jeez what the hell did I see in her?

>girl

hey bb

>"Tell me how he died"
>"I will tell you how he lived."
>OMG wtf that's SOOOO cheesy hahahaha

...

>woman leader
>stability

i am laffin

>being a vapid cunt
you didnt deserve a gf. there was a lesson to be taught.

>Watching Return of the King with girl
>"user, why are the horse people going to war?"

...

She's right.

t. roastie

>why didn't they just ask the eagles to take them to the volcano place?

>TRIPS
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It is though

Hey, sick trips, man!

women are almost incapable of understanding or liking westerns

This confirms western is the best genre

>watching ganbang porn
>"reminds me when I-"
>"what?"

what's going through his head?
I'm guessing it's something along the lines of "kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me"

pretty much is. Its probably the oldest film genre as well

>watching BLACKED with gf as a joke
>she says "wait he's supposed to be big? I've had way bigger than that hahaha!"

Ouch.

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>So I was watching interracial porn with my gf but I'm not a cuck! It was just a gag!