Look like meat is back on the menu boys

>look like meat is back on the menu boys
how did they know about menu?

They play alot of video games

Did you see the fucking larder at Isegnard
Their rough, gritty military is just a front for fine orcish society.

>boys

Were they really boys though? isn't it a bit bad to send boys to war? no wonder they were all so scared.

Why didn't the eagles just fly Dr. Pavel to the high ground?

Bane would have crashed them

>calling orcs "boys"

HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT?

m-maybe they have taverns

>meat
W-what kind of meat were they referring to?

Real orcs used to be elves. Some retain memories, and probabally had a wolf meat cafeteria all set up around the back isengaurds orcforge.

HOL UP HOL UP

Elves are vegan

>See cave trolls in the first hobbit having a /ck/ discussion about how to prepare the dwarves they just caught
>how did they know about menu?

Saruman believed in providing nutritious meals for his troops with a diverse menu
heck these bastards have to run miles every bloody day so ya got to feed 'em

shitposting is evolving

the only michelin star given outside of elven restaurants was to a small uruk-hai bistro

They love mid 90s BTCC in Mordor.

WE ONLY HAD MAGGOTY BREADS FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS

orks have restaurants too you racist peice of problematic shit

what was aragorns spaghetti policy?

>big bad is Sauron
>right hand man is Sauronman