/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

*walks towards you* Edition

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Meanwhile:

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ozon.ru/context/detail/id/2425224/
tvguide.com/news/heather-graham-twin-peaks-annie-what-happened/
youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
youtube.com/watch?v=OZCK9Xfhsm8
bullettmedia.com/article/character-study-sheryl-lee-writes-a-ghostly-ode-to-laura-palmer/
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judy

Reminder

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judy episode 15 bellucci dreams

david lunch lol

Reminder that tomorrow is the day where we finally talk about Judy.

Friendly reminder the actor who goes by the name of Tom Sizemore, who also goes by the name Anthony Sinclair in the 2017 series Twin Peaks The Return, starred in many hardcore porn scenes where he drugged and fucks multiple women and men (Pic related is Punished Tom Sizemore) edition

Evidence:
celebritytube.com/video/tom-sizemore-sex-tape-6419.html

celebritytube.com/video/tom-sizemore-sex-tape-2-6420.html

celebritytube.com/video/tom-sizemore-sex-tape-3-6421.html

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>dougiecoop sheds a tear at sonny jim's reverse eyelids
>sonny jim is the rapechild of janey-e and booper pretending to be dougie
screencap this

You will dedicate at least 100% of your mental capacity to thinking exclusively about Sheryl Lee

Pie!

you can't not do porn with a name like Sizemore

ok

you just KNOW

It's a book ad for Twin Peaks 2. Says it's continuation of Laura Palmer's diary (book) and the other book that's Coop's diary. Found it for sale, even:

ozon.ru/context/detail/id/2425224/

Says translated from english, but can't find anything about this book in english.

You failed at meme-ing, but succeding at fake LYNCHING. Congrats.

UPDATE: After some extra research, it SEEMS its just an unnoficial summary of the series written by a random guy from Belarus I had never heard of. The two books only cover 2/3rds of the series for some reason.

The interesting bit is that it aparently changed some details. Probably new updates coming... or nah. Depends on how bored I am.

inlcudingf the mother right and her affectionate face ripping

Why is everything in this nu-Twin Peaks world full of evil and vice?

like all mothers she is a practitioner of tough love

It always was we just didn't see it.

it used to have a pleasant exterior with a seedy underbelly, now it seems like its all underbelly

Coop leaving Twin Peaks and the events of the original series have left the town deprived

You mean beauty and decay. America.

tvguide.com/news/heather-graham-twin-peaks-annie-what-happened/

>"It seems like something bad happened to her, because I am not in the second series, so I don't know if she died,"
>"I don't know. I guess she was taken away to the room, right?" Graham speculated. "The red room and the cool backwards talking place?"

Literally gives no fucks about Twin Peaks or Annie, fucking hilarious.

Why i have to wait 24 more hours i want to watch the new episode now, fuck you showtime

BOB won.

Move to Croatia.

Bevor ich das sah, hatte ich mich gefragt, ob das Leben Sinn hatte. Jetzt weiß ich mit Sicherheit, das ist nicht geht. Ich bin überzeugt von der Überzeugung, das das Leben nur ein Wartezimmer zwischen zwei großen Unendlichkeiten, zwischen Ungeborenheit und Tod ist und es ist erbärmlich, verächtlich sogar in seinem nahezu augenblicklichen Kürze. Welche Bedeutung hat auch das größte Leben im Vergleich zu den Weiten Weite unseres Universums? Die Frage selbstverständlich antwortet selbst, und es antwortet mit "Nichts", einer Proklamation, die mit einer Leere widerspiegelt, die ihre Bedeutung reflektiert. Es ist nicht Gott, der die Frage beantwortet. Es ist auch nicht der Mensch, da ist der Mensch, der sich in der Lage ist, sich zu lieben. Sein Geist, zersplittert und krank, schreit von tausend tausend Gründe für das Sein, jedes eindeutig falsch und falsch einzigartig. Es ist Schönheit in seinem Widerstand, aber es ist eine schreckliche Schönheit, mit all der wilden Gnade und räuberischen Majestät eines Lodernden Wildfire Knistern ist es Weg über einmal-unberührte Wildnis. Das ist die Schönheit und der Fluch, der der Mensch ist. Nein, es ist nicht dieser Mann, der die Frage beantwortet hat, dieser Mann von impotenter Wut und konträrer Ideologie. Die Antwort kommt von sich selbst, selbstverständlich, also es ist alles umgreifend, immer präsent, ohne Anfang oder Ende. Wenn es jemals eine Gottheit gab, war es der Tod; Der Tod, der mit endgültiger Macht Denkmäler und Männer gleichermaßen zu Staub zieht, dessen Griff nicht einmal die Zeit selbst entfliehen wird, wenn das Universum endgültig verblasst. Welchen Nutzen gibt es bei der Wahl eine solche Kraft als Feind? Der Tod kommt zu allen, unersättlich und verführerisch, und er wird immer seinen Steinbruch fangen.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Where is that pic from?

literally 27 and a bit you finocchio

The Missing Pieces

season finale

I'm not understanding the German.

While waiting for the resolution of the story, Lynch keeps introducing more and more characters, shows us "pointless" scenes and purposefully slows down the story.

Absolute post-modern masterpiece.

fuck you too


For some reason the only thing i can watch right now completely focused and enjoying it from start to finish is this fucking show

I used to enjoy watching asian films, what is happening to me, i started watching Dust In The Wind one week ago and i had to stop it at 35 minute because i wasn't enjoying it that much, but for some reason in this show i can watch a man sweeping floor for 5 minutes straight and enjoying it like im watching the most fun thing in the world. wtf

How do you know they're pointless when the show hasn't finished?

In the original show he didn't even want to let the main conflict be resolved. Why would things be different?

You've matured.

Patiently waiting for an episode where a convoluted tennis game is a metaphor for nuclear war and the whole series ending with Cooper waking up on a beach with nothing explained.

we're getting more of this qt on sunday

this desu you cant say mopping a floor for 4 mins is pointless

HEINEKEN?

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The sweeping scene couldn't have been put in another episode. It is perfect, because it's placed right at the end of one of the most fast paced episodes in the new TP. It was well deserved. If it was in any other episode though, it would have been utterly terrible.

why does everyone keep mentioning the sweeping scene? it was like one scene weeks ago.

has anyone read the Windom Earl companion book?

Everytime I see a dead person posted on a message board I have to say "rip".

*breath in*

I have a rash like this in and around my asshole, am I being possessed by Bob?

I f*cking love Twin Peaks

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bump

can you please mind your language?

Nah that's probably just psoriasis.
Have fun though because that shit isn't curable.

F*ck I'm sorry

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as you can see it's very memorable (not even ironically)

MOOOODS

Episode 15 just leaked in Germany. Bowie singing Blackstar in the Black Lodge was great.

post candie

Adult Maddy when

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Part 14 leak

I read Infinite Jest five years ago when I was going into college. It was a cool experience. I always felt depressed that DFW ended his life though.

Maddy was hotter than Laura. Fuck you Leland!

Yeah, I wish he was still alive to see this. He was a massive Lynch fan.

I'd let her braaaaaap all over my face.

I wish. I'd say the odds of an original Bowie scene are close to zero. He was so high-profile that it would've leaked by now.

how come nobody ever brings up the fact that you group of like 20 shitposters made jeffrie posting a meme?

lol

reminder that Sup Forums is not welcome in /tpg/

Can't say I blame you user

well original twin peaks was about laura's death sending the whole town off the rails and exposing all these dark secrets, and i suppose the idea is that things never did go back to normal and its been 25 years of random insane shit happening

He wrote a great essay about going to visit the set of Lost Highway. David Lynch pissing out in the open quite a lot due to excessive coffee consumption. Can't be bothered to post link.

I see it in other threads, whenever someone mentions a Judy

the heck germans
where's my vierzehnte {14th} episode?

>he thinks we're only 20 strong

HAWKED

Not if the only people who filmed a scene with him are David Lynch and Miguel Ferrer...

where

So about Philip Jeffries:

When we last saw him 25+ years ago he was a hopeless maniac adrift in time & at the mercy of the Lodge. How is he now the puppet master closing in on Doppelganger Cooper? He can't be working for MIKE against BOB; otherwise MIKE would've mentioned him or interacted with him. Just what kind of reveal are we going to get do you think?

Why isn't Annie back or mentioned at all?

dOugei jons

Phillip has stopped being Phillip and has become PHILLIP.

youtube.com/watch?v=OZCK9Xfhsm8
Here

true memes belong to noone thus bragging is pointless

Schrodingers Cat

to be fair, we don't know if it truly is Philip Jeffries. It could be his doppelganger, another person from the Lodge, someone who knew about the Lodge and Jeffries and is using his name to cause shit and so on.

well about 30-40 regulars but then the meme got cross posted

i see it all the time on other boards

my guess is it will be a copout distraction someone else working under his name

Do you think you would have enjoyed a more standard, fan pleasing, coffee-and-pie Coop interacting with the folks in Twin Peaks version of S3? More than the version that we have now?
Are you somewhat regretful that we're never gonna have that version? Do you sometimes feel that, deep inside, you were L Y N C H E D by the entirety of S3?

>One of Lee’s diary entries from the early ’90s, just after filming Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me:

>Where do I begin? It has been a little over a month since we stopped filming. In a way, it seems like years and in another, only yesterday. As I sit down now to write this, so many emotions arise. The gift and the experience that you gave me are beyond expression of words. I am aware that your death also allowed an old part of myself to finally die… a very self-destructive part. Through you, I came face-to-face with my own dark side. I feel as if I have lived a whole lifetime in those two short months of filming. I will never forget how, the week after we finished, I suddenly became aware that my thoughts were my own again. My mind and my life had been completely occupied by you. You came to me morning, noon, and night—especially night. That was your time, the darkness of midnight. You continually wove your spirit into my dream world, revealing bits and pieces of yourself, myself, and our fears and struggles. The thing I remember most about you, though, Laura, is your loneliness. That loneliness haunted me. Walking back into my empty hotel room by myself each day, left to deal with the fragmented pieces of my own life, your loneliness would still fill my room. My prayer is that you are now someplace where you are truly loved and at peaceful rest.
>Much love and gratitude,
>Me

Poor Sheryl.

bullettmedia.com/article/character-study-sheryl-lee-writes-a-ghostly-ode-to-laura-palmer/

I feel deep down inside that I am wholly enjoying Dougie Jones and everything that storyline has had to offer so far. I don't think old Cooper would have been possible to pull off without it feeling hokey as fuck.

Now, I'll admit though I would definitely have enjoyed some more Twin Peaks fan service, like Bobby crying when seeing the picture of Laura. But in terms of everything they have done with the Dougie Jones stuff, I am fully on board.

I was honestly expecting the whole return to be a mixture of Episodes 3/8 x Inland Empire, so far I'm not Lynched enough.
I'm loving every second of it though.

rotten meme

oh wow are you literally me?

do you like watching paint dry too? (as long as lynch painted the wall amirite desu?)

not at all kill yourself faggot it would have been embarrassing unchallenging and unsatisfying

Want to hug on all levels

;_;

nah, I feel like if he'd gone that route Lynch would've made a pretty bland version of the show that was stuck in the themes and stereotypes of the early 90s. The Return, for me, is exciting and interesting, showing the potential revivals can have if they're done correctly i.e they do something interesting. Twin Peaks was new and different when it first aired, that's why people loved it back then. If it had been just the same 25 years later (meaning the original show but just 25 years later) then it wouldn't have reflected the reason the show was popular in the first place.