CRASHING THIS KINGDOM

CRASHING THIS KINGDOM...

>Greyworm has no dick so he can only pleasure Missendei orally
>Jon has a tiny dick facing Dany's stallion tested pussy, so his only hope is also to pleasure Dany orally

What's with GOT's anti-penetration pro-cunnilingus agenda?

that's a big spider

first for best girl

tfw this show has been shit since the second season at best but i still keep fucking watching it

fucking why

The Seven Kingdoms are hers!

Claim your wife

1st for best house

Name my band, /got/.

IF MYRCELLA MARRIES THE MARTELL BOY SHE CANT VERY WELL MARRY ROBIN ARRYN

CANT SHE HARRENHAL?

>Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at a random field and murdered his cousin in a failed escape attempt, then ransomed for a promise unfulfilled. Captured again by random Bolton soldiers and maimed by the actions of Locke their captain, losing his sword hand to him for no reason. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Psychopath of Tarth. Stood around and made no attempt to have Sansa Stark returned to her family as per his ransom terms. Failed to protect King Joffrey from assassination by poison. Raped his sister, then dispatched Brienne to find the lost Sansa. Freed his brother Tyrion from captivity, allowing him to murder their father Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King. Went to the City State of Dorne to recover his daughter/niece Myrcella, failing again and returning with her corpse. Returned to King's Landing to attempt a coup d'etat without first securing King Tommen. Failed yet again, and was dismissed from the Kingsguard by King Tommen for reasons of unbelievable incompetence.

How would you rate Show Jaime's career as a Kingsguard?

But what about Harrenhall?

cast this shitty show. or at least the characters you care about or think were miscast.

you lack imagination

if you're a targaryenfag, then jon is actually the rightful king because he's the son of aerys' heir

>slut
no thank you

OFF ZE TAYBUL

It comes from GRRM. He seems to like cunnilingus. Jon goes down on Ygritte, Irri goes down on Daenerys.

To House Qoherys.

Or whatever.

but he isn't his wife's son

Aegon Targaryen, AKA Jon Snow, is objectively the true heir to the Iron Throne.

Do we have episode 5 leaks?

Or were anons just base fags and gave into HBO?

>Disliking cunnilingus
Virgin and/or faggot detected

How would niggerfinger handle this scene? Give me your best, /got/.

its highly likely that rhaegar and lyanna had a legal marriage shortly before they got nuked

Beric and the Lads

>literally perfect tits
I'd be a fool to think otherwise

The script treatment leaked, but no episode itself leak.

Jon loves Dany and will give her the reign though

His names Aemon anyway.

Its from the first book he pretends to be Aemon the dragon knight.

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Sure but he doesn't know and who could tell him?

Bran?

Until he finds out we must support the one true Targaryen who knows they're a Targaryen lol

As long as a Lannister or the Usurper Stannis Baratheon doesn't rule, it doesn't matter.

Almost late today, but still on time.

>first book
Friendo, this is a discussion of the television show Game of Thrones. I suggest you take discussions of the abandoned incomplete hack fantasy book series it was based on to /lit/.

>bend the knee or you and your family get burned alive
>now repeat after me "I am free"
Friendly reminder that r.dditors WILL defend this.

>tfw no waifuto beat me senseless

What characters are confirmed cuckold?

Prime Lena tiddies

Sam is going to find Jon's Kenyan birth certificate at the Citadel.

DEFINITIVE ALL TIME RANKING

0) The Faceless Man, aka "No One"

EXCLUDING MAGICAL SHIT

1) Ser Arthur Dayne
2) Ser Barristan Selmy
3) Ser Jamie Lannister (w/ two hands)
4) The Smiling Knight
5) Ser Gregor Clegane "The Mountain"
6) Syrio Forell, the First Sword of Braavos
7) Ser Sandor Clegane, "The Hound"
8) Prince Oberyn Martell, "The Viper"
9) Robert I Baratheon
10) Prince Rhaegar Targaryen
11) Khal Drogo
12) Jon Snow
13) Lord Commander Jeor Mormont
14) Jorah Mormont
15) Daario Naharis
16) Bronn
17) Lord Ned Stark
18) Lady Brienne of Tarth
19) Ser Beric Dondarrion
20) Ser Loras Tyrell, the "Knight of Flowers"

Howland Reed is the key as well.

I really hope some dumb shit doesn't happen like Sam finding a birth certificate.

I also hope he isn't called Aegon. Why would Rhaegar name two of his sons the same thing? Being called 'Jon' makes sense as it is. Jon was the name of Rhaegar's best friend, but because of Jon Arryn, Ned could keep the name as 'Jon' without raising suspicion. Any other Targaryen name would be better than Aegon as well.

What would have happened if she really have his throat slit right then and there?

I bet the show will end with everyone being jolly good friends fighting against the evil epic zombies, some of the characters die, and then the cookie cutter generic ending of Dany and Jon being queen and kang happens with everyone else happy too the end.

>He could never bear to be long apart from his twin. Even as children, they would creep into each other’s beds and sleep with their arms entwined. Even in the womb. Long before his sister’s flowering or the advent of his own manhood, they had seen mares and stallions in the fields and dogs and bitches in the kennels and played at doing the same.

>Once their mother's maid had caught them at it... he did not recall just what they had been doing, but whatever it was had horrified Lady Joanna. She'd sent the maid away, moved Jaime's bedchamber to the other side of Casterly Rock, set a guard outside Cersei's, and told them that they must never do that again or she would have no choice but to tell their lord father. They need not have feared, though. It was not long after that she died birthing Tyrion. Jaime barely remembered what his mother had looked like.
hot

frogfu

Friendly reminder that the Targaryens are horrible people and probably cuckolds too.

>Jon was the name of Rhaegar's best friend
Jon Connington please FUCK OFF. Rhaegar's best friend was named Arthur.

Arya

I shuppoze it's off the table

DAYNE?

Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyanna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror

You know I’m right.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

more like jon RETconnington

... wait a second... is that "bhad poosey?"

Addendum to the leaks for the next episode.

>Dany will bring up Davos' line about Jon taking a knife in the heart for his people. Jon replies that Davos has a big imagination.
>Dany asks Jon about how many men did he defeat in the battle of the bastards.
>In the encounter between Jon and Gendry, the fact they're both bastards is gonna come up, Gendry tells Jon he met Ned in Tobho Mott's shop, and Jon tells Gendry he met Robert in Winterfell. Jon says that he thinks Gendry (Robert's bastard) is thinner than what he expected, Gendry replies that Jon is shorter than what he expected.
>Sam, in Oldtown, will overhear the maesters( including Ebrose) discussing Bran's letter about the army of the dead heading torwards Eastwatch. They read out loud a part where Bran states he's the three eyed raven. Sam basically vouches for Bran, but at the end the maesters doubt if they should warn everybody about the army of the dead and they will observe that this kind of menace would benefit Daenerys. Then one of the maesters will ask Ebrose "Isn't this the boy whose father and brother were burned by a dragon?". To this point Ebrose hadn't had the courage to bring up these news to Sam.
>Gilly reads High Septon Maynard's diary , and will be asking Sam questions, if he knows how many stairs there are in the Citadel, or how many windows Septo Baelor has. She finally asks Bran what an annulment is, after Bran does the exposition explaining the term to Gilly, she will continue reading that Maynard wrote that he annulled prince's Rhaegar marriage so he could marry again in Dorne.

is ugly as fuck

didn't read lmao

>Aegon V was the first Targ king in a hundred kings to actually care about the people
>Constantly had to deal with lords opposing his reforms to help the peasants (lords probably given "sensible advice" by their maesters)
>Decides he needs dragons to actually fix Westeros
>Dies in an "accident"
The grey rats are a plague that needs to be stomped out.

>Oberyn below Gregor
Oberyn could have easily taken Gregor if he wasn't too busy showboating and going on about #JusticeForElia

All Targ men are either insane retards or just plain retards. And literally all of their women are whores. From Rhaenys to Shiera. Let's not even bring up their disgusting sister/brotherfucking practices. They need to go back to Essos.

Err you don't get to bring memes

>Dickon looks to his father, and we see that a part of Lord Randyll wants his son to bend the knee and be spared. But Dickon is his father’s son. He steels himself and stays on his feet. If this is the end of House Tarly, so be it.

>In an aside with Dany, Tyrion advocates against executing Dickon with him. He’s just a dumb kid with a shitty father; nothing a few months of prison won’t cure. If Dany starts snuffing out entire ancient family lines like the Tarlys, the lords of Westeros will never support her. Dany doesn’t much Care; when it’s their turn, those lords will also bend the knee or die. Tyrion wants to press his case further but Dany has heard enough. All her advisers warned her to be cautious and she didn’t listen.

>Now she’s finally won a victory. She didn’t come to Westeros to plead for the Seven Kingdoms. She came here to conquer them. Tyrion Cannot push harder without publicly undermining his queen. His only choice is to stand by and watch. At Dany’s command, Drogon incinerates Lord Randyll and his heir.

Press F

>Jon was the name of Rhaegar's best friend
>t. Jon Cuckington

>>Gilly reads High Septon Maynard's diary , and will be asking Sam questions, if he knows how many stairs there are in the Citadel, or how many windows Septo Baelor has. She finally asks Bran what an annulment is, after Bran does the exposition explaining the term to Gilly, she will continue reading that Maynard wrote that he annulled prince's Rhaegar marriage so he could marry again in Dorne.
Stunning writing.

Posting God-tier artwork.

be gone

(cont'd)
>Qyburn and Cersei are whispering and Qyburn tells her that he "can prescribe something for that'", Cersei replies "that won't be necessary". Immediately after that Jaime walks into the room and asks Cersei what is Qyburn doing there. Cersei says that Qyburn is her hand and that he can be there for several and different affairs. This is after the conversation Jaime had with Tyrion. Cersei takes it very badly that Jaime has spoken with their brother and considers this a kind of treason. Jaime says that Bronn tricked him, and that he though he was going to train fighting with his left hand. Jaime will tell Cersei what Olenna revealed to him (that she poisoned Joffrey), and Cersei basically dismisses this, since Tyrion still killed her father.
>Cersei tells Jaime that they'll defeat dragons, the army of the dead, and the dragon queen, "for us, for our house, and for this" and then she moves her hand towards her belly. This is how Jaime realizes that Cersei is pregnant. Jaime asks her who's she gonna say he's the father, and Cersei says "you". Jaime worries about what people will think, and Cersei tells him, "didn't you learn nothing from our father? A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep."

7x07
>Cersei doesn't miscarry
>Jaime and Cersei have a fallout because he goes to fight the walkers, but he leaves saying that he's gonna fight for the future of their child

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modern

Jaehaerys and Alysanne are the only good Targs

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If you're a Targaryenfag then Jon is the rightful king.
If your response is "nah, he's a bastard, Daenerys is queen" then you're evoking the official laws of the realm as valid basis for who's king, and the Targaryens were formally deposed from rulership, meaning you accept that Stannis was the rightful king based on his lawful order to the throne.

Anything else is vacuous YASQUEEN fuckery.

Jon or Stannis. Those are your only options.

>cucked by a woman
he shoud just kill himself

How strong is the Stark's claim in the iron throne?

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>showfags

>She'd sent the maid away, moved Jaime's bedchamber to the other side of Casterly Rock, set a guard outside Cersei's, and told them that they must never do that again or she would have no choice but to tell their lord father.
>It was not long after that she died birthing Tyrion
Based half-man.

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Jon's not a bastard though anyway.

didnt brienne defeat the hound?

Except Jon needs to kill Dany for lightbringer

fucking christ everything about this picture is autistically hilarious

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>>Dickon looks to his father, and we see that a part of Lord Randyll wants his son to bend the knee and be spared. But Dickon is his father’s son. He steels himself and stays on his feet. If this is the end of House Tarly, so be it.

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how is he not a bastard?

>That shirt
Noice

>Beric, Ned, Daario, Bronn, Jeor and Jon above Loras

>No Garlan Tyrell

get out showfag and stop posting this horrible list

Nothing whatsoever, the closest they ever got was "The hour of the Wolf"

They've never mentioned the concept of lightbringer (beyond calling the random burning sword Stannis had in S02E01) or the story behind its forging for 7 years. It would be beyond hackery to introduce it in the final season.

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What's your favorite Targaryen loyalist house?

its cassie from skins

>the last hope of House Tarly is a fatass literaly raising his girlfriends's son

I will never not laugh at this pic

Rhaegar Targaryen received an annulment from his marriage to Elia Martell, and then married Lyanna Stark. "Jon Snow" is in reality Rhaegar's trueborn second son, also named Aegon.

Why did Cersei kill black smirkfu?

Okay.

we posting fanart?