Simpsons jokes you don't understand

I don't get it

she feels insecure because their dog is too pretty so she puts on makeup

the joke is she's jealous of a dog

You have to watch the episode about sneed and feed first.

Marge was always a secret Canadian and is planning to seduce the new dog.

I wish someone would explain it to me

Just dropping by to say that I hope all of you sneed posters develop aggressive cancer.

Everyone is fawning over the dog, seeing it do amazing things. Marge wants to fuck the dog, so she puts on make up to impress it. The joke is that dogs don't care about make up.

I would unironically fuck the dog over Marge.

Woah there buddy. You sneed to calm down.

Fuck off, Chuckster.

Id like more explanations about sneed

Formerly Flue

it was about zoophilia.

yeah the early episodes werent really kosher.

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I kinda want to see Marge x Laddie now

What's funny about this? I do not understand

Marge works hard around the house. Everything she does is for other people's benefit. The dog needs to be fed. Marge chooses to put herself first by applying lipstick when no-one is looking. This joke flies over the heads of men because they're not expected to be household slaves.

Episode name?

is this episode illegal in australia?

she's gonna blow the dog

I took it as - Marge wants to impress the dog, because it's just THAT magnificent.

where's the joke?

???

He thought it was a weed pot store when it was in fact a cooking pot store

I really don't get it

SNEED

Why does the word 'sneed' keep showing up in this show? Is it some kind of code?

sneed is the real end game for the show. It just took us this long to realize it.

Dude, come on...

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some illuminatti bullshit

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GOLD

Are you retarded? Someone has edited the frames to add sneed. The only time sneed actually shows up is on the tomacco episode

Watch this Lis'. You can actually pinpoint the second when Simpsons threads went to shit

Sneed is the new Baneposting. It is the #1 source of OC since the election. You can't resist it.

damn, all good interpretations

simpsons is so layed

I don't really get it, wish someone could explain.

no sneed touching ma'am

KNOTTED

That's clever as fuck

How?

I don't even know what that word is

it would be funnier if he said "no meat touching, ma'am"

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I was asking the same question

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>FB_IMG

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they're making fun of twin peaks

una vela

There is a vid on mless where the chick is dressed up like Marge and gets knotted by a similar looking dog

i think you meant they are making fun of the people who watch twin peaks.

cuz pups rule

>Ah yes, we meet again chucks fuck and suck

Couldn't get away with that now

What happens when you start Sneed?

I was born Chuck but I legally changed my name to Sneed.
Ask me anything.

women fuck dogs, everyone knows this dude

Holy fuck im dying

kafka is an author idiot

I've never heard of him, he's probably shit.

You're dumb.

I'm not dumb, I watch Rick and Morty.

Micheal jackson tabloid headline

wimminz are animals

it sneeds

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this reminds me of a comic I saw once by a chap named pandora

you're basically saying the same thing worded differently. the dog's magnificence causes her to feel insecure, which causes her to want to impress the dog.