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I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE VEDDERPOST
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
the most degenerate person in all Twin Peaks is the poster girl of /tpg/
Sorry, Candie is THE CUTE.
s3 made her the purest, though.
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
DougieCoop 13-0 Agent Cooper
being so pleb you don't realize that Laura was a fallen angel and was trying to protect the town by consuming the evil that infested the area and now that she is gone is why season 3 town is so dark and full of pain everywhere
This is the first scene of s3. Notice: Cooper has no pin on his jacket. While Cooper is still in the lodge, he has a pin on. After leaving the lodge, no pin, meaning this scene occurs after Cooper regains his senses.
was general lee a demon from the black lodge?
most degenerate person
carrying for Johnny
a good student
created as messiah by big bald giant-god and lady's from 19 century
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard but made me realize what I already know and that is that twin peaks is the best thing ever
Let's rock /tpg/
Cooper has no pin on his jacket
'Cause if this was Coop, then it would have a pin on it
If this was Coop, then it would have a pin on it
Don't be mad once you're stuck with Dougie
'Cause if this was Coop, then it would have a pin on it
"/tpg/ is gonna rock tonight!"
wait did Diana write Lets Rock on the car in fire walk with me through some portal of space and time? or was it this gay ass midget
c. none of these answers
it wasn't either of them
ywn be friends with Sheryl and hang out with her between shooting FWWM to make her feel less lonely
Just watched ep8. How was /tpg/ when it first aired?
I want you
rocking back inside my heart
dubs and all the plot spoilers for 14 were true
What is the one scene in the entirety of Twin Peaks that you will never forget and why?
we call it the Extreme Lynching
because based bobby slowly stops being a punk ass after this. And Briggs talks like hes reading literature all the time. More people should be like him.
Cooper's dream of Laura in the Lodge in Ep03 and Maddy's Death
what were they
More people should be like him.
He killed an undercover cop who tried to arrest him.
not canon desu
meant briggs. Hes based
He also killed Mike.
Actually our real poster girl is Nadine.
Such a stupid theory. Why wouldn't the police department have followed up on one of their undercover officers being killed on a bust?
tfw my favorite gum never came back in style
I feel betrayed. ;-;
Same two for me but specifically what happens right after Maddy's death. The unbearable and unknown sadness from all the characters at The Roadhouse paired with the music is one of the most emotionally effective things I have ever seen on television. And the fact that the only line of dialogue you hear is "I'm so sorry". I will never forget how how that made me feel the first time I saw it.
these and the s2 finale
Bobby alone and feeling a sudden sadness
"I'm so sorry"
confused Cooper knows something happened, but can't tell what
That whole scene its amazing.
What makes you think they didn't?
PRIME LFB IS THE ONLY ONE THAT EXISTS TO ME
Such a perfect fucking scene. The way that single tear rolls down Bobby's cheek as soon as he closes his eyes gets me every time.
It's a shame all that great buildup happens and then once the murder is done with they never mention Maddy again
The Judy scene desu, I've seen it many times already.
Do Americans actually talk like this to their children?
gar mon boziaaaaaaa
Your mind, heart and soul belong to Sheryl Lee
Maddy's death, Cooper entering the Lodge to Sycamore Trees, or Cooper comforting Laura as she enters the Lodge.
Seriously. Not sure if there has ever been a scene effect me the way that one did. I am so thankful for Twin Peaks.
leaked picture from part 15
I forgot to mention it's the missing pieces version.
Why does reddit have such amazing discussions? We are like fucking toddlers.
if you like reddit so much why don't you go there instead of here?
Cooper gets his mind back in part 15
What a clever reply did you come up with that yourself?
kek, not even Lynch would read this boring trite.
no I took it from the big book of stock replies
I want to
Most of Reddit TP discussion is idiotic debunked Twin Peaks theory #23855858568686 that is proven wrong.
ha ha i know it says 25 yrs. later but wut if it really 2003 loooool
HUGS NOT FUGS
GIVE SAM STANLEY THE GLAD HAND
HE'S COME OVER FROM SPOKANE
SAM'S THE MAN
Reddit is for retards haha
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE user WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP
david lunch lol
GIVE SAM STANLEY THE GLAD HAND
both are good but the original's sound is better
Sheryl Lee will never be your sole reason for living
THE HORSE IS THE WHITE OF THE EYES AND DARK WITHIN
DOgeio get redpill
Dr. Emp end Natine get redpull
ODgeoi drink redbull
I want to give Laura my Pearl Jam, if you know what i mean.
she really activates my testicles
a pearl necklace?
Nolte was really good in Mother Night
imagine if you got an email from Kyle telling you good morning haha
DRINK FULL AND DESCEND
Imagine if it was an invitation to come eat dinner at his house haha and then you could watch the new twin peaks episode together on the couch haha just kidding
imagine if sex with tammy haha
He's a good boy. He used to wish people a happy birthday if they asked him to.
He still does.
I'm sure someone in every country has a dad like this.
that user who stumbled upon the show by accident
Holy shit he got lynched hard, rip
that's how a lot of father's talk to their sons when they're not very close, especially if the father is a fucking major general.
I can't believe people actually post in these threads while watching the show. Pure cancer.
tfw my dad told me he was my dad and not my playmate when I was around 5
twelve years later I found out
that he only said it because my mom told him to
It's narcissism at it's finest they want instant gratification and acknowledgement from other people for doing something.
it's way less incomprehensible and way more straightforward than most of his movies desu.
Wake up Dougie.
Douglas Jones gets his mind back in Part 15, and DougieCoop goes away forever.
call for help
that expression of mental peace after nuttin inside a black goddess
Real Dougie >>>>> Cooper Dougie
Man lynch has great taste in women
What happened to these comfy 80s-90s girls?
I swear social media made them extinct
Already been debunked, son
The Return was written before The Secret History
The funky thing is that the same question has probably been asked every 20 years
I'm with you on asking it now, though
the new comfy girls are traps
gordon cole encounters dougie
LOOKS LIKE COOP'S
GOT A DUPE
This is the girl
I want this so bad
fuckin hell dudes
"Cooper... cooper..... cooper"
but douglas jones got destroyed
another flash forward????? Flash forwards won't excuse all your dreams and theories
That shot was so cinematic
tfw you'll never have a threesome with Janey-E and Sandie
nobody is watching twin peaks
Gypsy gets cancelled
How do we save Naomi lads?
we came back
we were always coming back
what did he mean by this?
so if it's all a dream as jeffries confirmed in fwwm who's doing the dreaming?
Sarah Palmer maybe? It could be a shitload of characters, almost everyone has had a prophetic dream at some point. It could be Coop but that seems too easy.
Briggs is the traveler, not the dreamer
Miniseries where she casually fucks a truckload of women.
I know I would watch that.
I wish I could see that sceene of briggs saying coop
He did seem to pluck Laura Palmer out of his dreams
not magical uterus
BOB lucid dreaming the whole time
She came out of Sarah's uterus, the giant just moved her from one place to another. The giant didn't create Laura because he isn't God, he just works for Him
If the giant is the dreamer, and the world is the dream, what is the Black Lodge? Is Jeffries just traveling different versions of the same dream? What happens once the dream "ends"?
when the dream ends, the ghost hobo cigarette will be lit.
Final sentence in the finale: "Got a light" (without the question mark). One long drag, puff of smoke, and everything gradually disappear in the smoke, and then the smoke as well disappears.
Starring: David Lynch
fucking cuteposters, I gave in for Sheryl because of you
Black Lodge is fear
woodsmen are nightmares disturbing the dreamer
the dreamer creates hope, hope is blessed with a golden light
hope births from love
hope cannot die
"i'm dead, yet i live"
"gotta light?" is the nightmare asking for hope
dougie is the incarnation of hope
love will be enough
directed by vince gilligan
The giant isn't the dreamer, he's the underling of the god of the Twin Peaks universe (whoever MIKE saw and repented). He maintains the citadel on the sea which is like an observatory in nonexistence, which monitors the fabric of different worlds, and is the conduit for angels who need to be sent down to one of them.
Jeffries is like Briggs and possibly Desmond, everyone who gets too heavily involved with shit you aren't supposed to know end becoming lost souls who get transported all around the place because they don't know what's happening to them.
I assume the dream ends when the hobos spill out into the waking world again. When the bomb in the 40s caused a rift for them to escape through, the only far reaching technology the Woodsman had to reach people was the radio. If they escape again in the modern age where literally everyone is connected through technology then the entire planet is fucked.
Bevor ich das sah, hatte ich mich gefragt, ob das Leben Sinn hatte. Jetzt weiß ich mit Sicherheit, das ist nicht geht. Ich bin überzeugt von der Überzeugung, das das Leben nur ein Wartezimmer zwischen zwei großen Unendlichkeiten, zwischen Ungeborenheit und Tod ist und es ist erbärmlich, verächtlich sogar in seinem nahezu augenblicklichen Kürze. Welche Bedeutung hat auch das größte Leben im Vergleich zu den Weiten Weite unseres Universums? Die Frage selbstverständlich antwortet selbst, und es antwortet mit "Nichts", einer Proklamation, die mit einer Leere widerspiegelt, die ihre Bedeutung reflektiert. Es ist nicht Gott, der die Frage beantwortet. Es ist auch nicht der Mensch, da ist der Mensch, der sich in der Lage ist, sich zu lieben. Sein Geist, zersplittert und krank, schreit von tausend tausend Gründe für das Sein, jedes eindeutig falsch und falsch einzigartig. Es ist Schönheit in seinem Widerstand, aber es ist eine schreckliche Schönheit, mit all der wilden Gnade und räuberischen Majestät eines Lodernden Wildfire Knistern ist es Weg über einmal-unberührte Wildnis. Das ist die Schönheit und der Fluch, der der Mensch ist. Nein, es ist nicht dieser Mann, der die Frage beantwortet hat, dieser Mann von impotenter Wut und konträrer Ideologie. Die Antwort kommt von sich selbst, selbstverständlich, also es ist alles umgreifend, immer präsent, ohne Anfang oder Ende. Wenn es jemals eine Gottheit gab, war es der Tod; Der Tod, der mit endgültiger Macht Denkmäler und Männer gleichermaßen zu Staub zieht, dessen Griff nicht einmal die Zeit selbst entfliehen wird, wenn das Universum endgültig verblasst. Welchen Nutzen gibt es bei der Wahl eine solche Kraft als Feind? Der Tod kommt zu allen, unersättlich und verführerisch, und er wird immer seinen Steinbruch fangen.
I'm not understanding the German.
That's good, user
Everything will be so much better now
Plausible, but we're still missing The Experiment and whatever the fuck is waiting in Jack Rabbit's Palace. I don't know how are they going to wrap this up in 5 episodes.
Who /didn'tsleep/ here? The hype keeps me awake.
goodnight /tpg/ love you
Love you too, user. Sleep tight
Is it le future or is it le past?
WE LIVE INSIDE A DREAM
swn cheer you up with that smile
That image makes me uncomfortable, please stop posting it.
Have a smile
less than 13 hours til the next episode
what will we get in episode 14? I'm hoping Richard and doppelcoop team up.
Leaks confirm it's kino, without spoiling much it's gonna be one of those lodge-y episodes
lel, I completely forgot about the leaks. I'm down with more Lodge/weird shit stuff, that's always great to watch.
So the title for the last episode is "What is your name?". I bet it will be the last scene where Coop supposedly gets his mind back and he is asked "What is your name?", he will look confused and the credits roll.
Some germanfags saw it already. Should be one of the better episodes. You can find spoilers if you want.
Experience for never getting Metal Sheryl imagine that if you fell you burst into flames and hugged everything that moves now wouldn’t that be Kyle haha Dougie Jones coffee cookies chips need any money no back to comfy positions sleepy good kind of sleepy the comfy sleepy sleep tight Sheryl Sheryl Sheryl yes yes yes oh my god Louis Theroux documentaries on autism starring Eric DaRe featuring guest star I don’t wanna sleep I just wanna keep on loving you Sheryl Lee is amazingly gorgeous and that’s that come on and dance with me Johnny be good lie to me SAM STANLEY ALL CAPS GLAD HAND somebody would have to move me with force I had no reason more to go Dougie Jones resting position starting position is more comfortable comfy guy inside lie to me Chris Isaak lies to you wicked game to play to make me feel this Sunday Sunday Sunday HELLOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO Dougie Jones Mister Jackpots mister Jackedpots mister Shitposts imagine if a fly flew inside and you wanted it out dumb flies dumb frogposter can you relate to the following statement Sheryl Lee is wonderful and you feel it deep in your gut at the truth because that’s just the way it is Phil Collins Sheryl Lee is Sheryl and that’s good our girl // now that’s the spirit Luftwaffe sieg Sheryl Lee is born in Germany but not actually German she speaks with a German accent in Mother Night and it is clear that it is not native to her to speak like that Sheryl Sheryl Sheryl starring Kyle MacLachlan’s dogs New York two words New York City Las Vegas Dougie thank Dougie Dougie get tank driver’s license Sheryl Lee is Sheryl and that’s how it must be because She is Sheryl did I fucking stutter hamburgers in a tape recorder as I become more present now I can woahooooooooo Dougie Jones is starring your mother for breakfast your mother is so fat her blood type is Nutella Sheryl Lee suffers from the blood disease of Neutropenia she does not deserve it it is very sad yrev good to think about that Tammy GORDON
why did evil coop make dougie in the first place no one found him
user, sometimes I really worry about you.
The complete thing is past the 10 thousand word mark at roughly 20 pages so the end is in sight
What's your target?
I think I'll stop once I pass page 30 because going all the way to 732 pages / 265 thousand words like Ulysses might just be too much
Does it sometimes occur to you that Ulysses and Finnegans Wake are precisely crafted, intricate works of art, rather than verbal diarrhoea made up on the spot?
Exactly why I'm stopping after page 30
I had a dream that ep 14 had all the men dying like how the woodsman kill people and the only people who lived where Mother's and daughter's.
T E A C H M E H O W TO DO U G I E
THIS IS THE WATER
AND THIS IS THE WELL
DRINK FULL, AND DESCEND
THE HORSE IS THE WHITE OF THE EYES
AND DARK WITHIN
THIS IS THE WATER
AND THIS IS THE WELL
DRINK FULL, AND DESCEND
THE HORSE IS THE WHITE OF THE EYES
AND DARK WITHIN
yfw you realize Bobby was one of the only people to actually have a completed arc
"It all cannot be said aloud now"
What did he mean by that? What happened where something cannot be said aloud?
I enjoy Season 3 way more than I did Season 2. Season 2 had like 10 episodes of pirate chick being a teen. The pacing compared to season 1 was off. The same boring visuals and backwards talking just weren't as interesting in my opinion. It's great to see he's improved as a writer.
She was gone in this first two seasons fucking moron, The whole Premise Of The Show is that she is dead
he was talking about the Lodge spirits living inside a dream. That's why Cooper dreams them in S1 and Belushi dreams about the cherry pie in S3.
another lodge episode
part 14 confirmed for more kino than 8
so is this guitar guy the same guy that did the guitar bits in season 1/2? It's the same song after all.
S3>S2 (up to and including Leland's death)>S1>S2 (after Leland's death)
cuts to Cooper staring at the giant
Pure cringe. I cringe every time this scene comes on. Donna is cute tho
Who is Judy?
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Sting recorded a song that plays during Dune. It confirms Agent Cooper never stops spice production. (Pic is evil Sting)
implying that scene wasnt total kino
Pics like this remind me why Garland Briggs is not only the best character in twin peaks, but also the hidden main character of twin peaks
friendly reminder that you owe it to yourself to watch dune
That's a damn time set of trips
imagine if you ate lunch with Kyle haha and then he said it was nice and that he wanted to do it again tomorrow wow wouldn't that be crazy
So why hasn't she appeared again? Is she dead?
What are you hiding in your tabs, user?
People like this blow my mind, that there would exist someone out there spewing this kind of horse shit, a blatant disinterest and lack of knowledge about something yet calling it "a favorite"
Is this what being normie is? Having no justification for any opinion, doing no research about it, knowing nothing but yet "it's totally my favorite!"
Pop culture vultures are so cancerous. I couldn't call something I never finished or read up on a favorite in good conscience, I feel a personal obligation to actually put some effort and thought into it. No wonder media is going to shit, nobody cares about anything, it's about instant gratification and nothing else.
/got/ isnt much better
they just tend to shitpost at a faster pace
based vedder posting
normies>retards>>>>actual shit>>>>>>>>>the average redditor
seriously that website has literally some of the dumbest and cringiest people ive ever seen (including youtube comments)
Are those literally all Sup Forums tabs? Kys my man.
son fucks st
HELLO EDDIE VEDDER HERE
I CONFIRM THAT COOPER DOES NOT GET HIS MIND BACK
I don't get it. Who is the dwarf that Audrey married? Why do they keep introducing characters noone cares about?
wow, wtf I guess Cooper is never getting his mind back after all.
/got/ isnt much better
how is that worse than tpg?
replace "STANNIS" with a Jeffries post and the other one with some theorycrafting
We drove the theoryfags away.
What the fuck? Season 1 literally ends with Cooper being shot, wouldn't you... you know, want resolution and logically get to Season 2, especially when it's one of your favourite shows?
i wanna die
will he save the season tonight?
yfw Coop brings Laura home, only to find Bob is now possessing Sarah
Maybe he's one of those megapatricians who are just very very nitpicky with what they watch and he heard / felt instinctively that season 2 was worse so he didn't want to destroy his impression of season 1 by watching it.
I was something like that with the British show Utopia. I liked season 1, although admittedly not to the point of calling it one of my favorites, but for some reason I never bothered to start watching season 2. But much of it had to do with laziness for me.
Pop culture vultures are so cancerous. I couldn't call something I never finished or read up on a favorite in good conscience, I feel a personal obligation to actually put some effort and thought into it.
If you actually think like this you are not better than him, i consider a book, a film, or an album a favourite when its better than the most things ive read,watched or listened.
If you actually feel "a personal obligation" to finish a show or a book, then you are pleb and thats not a favourite because you forced yourself into liking it
Cooper's first visit to the Lodge.
Trinity test - I absolutely fucking love it, the counting, camera view, everything.
well considering that Season 2 has a bad reputation that is known, it's understandable some people would delay watching it.
You seem to have misunderstood me, I would never call anything a "favorite" of mine, if I wasn't bothered to go beyond the surface with it.
I don't feel a personal obligation to finish things I don't enjoy. But I'm never going to tell anybody that a television show I never finished, or know next to nothing about, is an all time favorite. I would have to be a really disingenuous person to do that.
I don't take my favorite things lightly.
Maddy's nipples are CUTE!
HONK HONK HONK
Naido, she really is Josie's sister
I'm sbout to lewd Sheryl!
no, but she will
You will NOT lewd Sheryl!!
there was originally one peak and the other is a evil doppelganger and the original is a retarded version
He's not a dwarf, he's just a manlet.
fuck forgot pic
I've seen threads reach limits awfully fast
maybe that fucking thread was opened at night?
ironically there is no resolution to cooper getting shot. Or, there is a resolution, but it's fucken' stupid
Are there any leaked pics of Billy's distorted face from episode 14?
Fine. Have a rare Sheryl instead
You can have a rare Sheryl too
Short hair Sheryl a cute!
It's her psychiatrist, Ben paid him to marry her because he didn't want to deal with a nutjob daughter the same way he didn't want to deal with a retarded son
Last episode made her lack of sanity pretty obvious
All Sheryl is cute!
Something I've never really understood and I wonder if there's an explanation for it. Why do BOB and MIKE have those names? Shortened versions of Robert and Michael but in all caps? Are they supposed to be acronyms of something?
kek, thought i was the only one who thought of this when i saw that scene
They're all caps so you don't confuse them with Bobby and Mike. Maybe also because they are spooky spirits
who wanna place bet ins the germans spoilers
Friendly reminder that Andy and Hawk gets their heads ripped off by her tonite
They're shortened names. MIKE is inhabiting Phillip Michael Gerard, and Leland knew BOB as Robertson when he was a child, so we can assume that's the physical form BOB is hanging onto like MIKE. Even though we saw BOB being birthed that appearance doesn't mean anything, since we saw a prom photo of Laura inside a ball in the same episode.
They're probably capitalized to differentiate them from Mike Nelson and Bobby Briggs. Could've even been a scripting decision which made its way into continuity.
BOB being birthed
who said it was a birth?
You mean that block of text?
It says nothing at all.
I want to ride
with old Sheryl!
To add to what other anons have said, in Secret Diary Laura says BOB is a backronym for "Beware Of BOB"
why did he shit his pants? is he an american?
ywn have audrey cheat on her husband with you
I see his appearance and clothes similar to jeffries, some anons say it its not at all
Only just watched the new episode, can anyone give me a recap of this weeks tpg?
tonight the plebs realize s3 is garbage
apology for poor english
when were you when shit your pants?
i was standing in hall dragging smegma luggage when suddenly jeffries pop
Let's boogie, /tpg/.
13. Can't believe they actually played the James song
Just You is songkino.
Or that the Singing Man introduced him...
the reno family??
tonight you realise that you are a pleb
this is mine too
tfw no 14 leak
Philip Jeffries posting continues
/tpg/ sings Just You and it's really really bad
Vedderfags still approaching critical mass
Otherwise exact same shit as last week
Dubs and Dougie does something really funny this episode
Why dont you tell me what you're doing here LAURA
there was an episode 14 leak?
we were spoiled by plebbit but we dont believe they were fakes
For 2 hours in Germany in the middle of the night
DOPeigo feel funny in peepee
reminder that /tpg/ sings Just You sounds the same as a cat dying
So this episode is called what's your name, didn't Shaggy say that the woodsman asked him wants your wife's name
that was intent
They did a good job then.
got a link?
Some a on it was making his cat go carzy cause of it.
DOIrg pee thick and white
you lazy fucks can't even remember the whole song
Literally sang over the clip used where it cuts off when Donna storms off
Let's hear you do it.
I'm not being sarcastic, I really want to hear more people sing it.
haha holy shit
friendly reminder that /pol/ is not welcome in twin peaks
how much faggots from here were on it, 2-3?
Do you need any money?
are you fucking kidding me? regardless, it was fucking hilarious.
L Y N C H E D
I don't need anything, I WANT.
I don't need anything, I want.
user is lying
there was just 2
we need more so we can have a choir version
Do anti-VedderPosters think that The Vedder posts and song aren't true or are they just mad at seeing it 10x in a thread ?
you can always do it again with more people
reminder that there is nothing wrong with wacky theory-crafting
dark cooper is actually waldo
norma laces the cherry pie with cocaine, that's why it is so popular. that's also why the other restaurant location isn't as successful, they don't know the secret ingredient. why do you think norma is so often busy going over the receipts? she has a lot to calculate given the high cost of all of that sweet coke
thats the reason dale got so blind with annie, she was new and prepared his pie with too much cocaine