Hey, what can I get ya.
Hey, what can I get ya
Why are your frozen mice so expensive, how am I going to feed my falcon and still afford the shower tax?
tfw drake is working 3 jobs to pay off his debt
Large bucket of popcorn with a topping of farts from the cutest girl on your staff.
"The rape, Sansa"
So sad, everyone preferred Drake over josh and now the tables have turned
I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, and a Double Chili Kelp Fries.
popcorn is a ladder
Someone black and less qualified
who are you and wheres Robert?
get me robert nigga
its gonna take some time
what the FUCK have you done with Robert?
Excuse me but I only let the smooth chocolatey hands of my dear friend Robert handle my concessions. While you get him, why don't you check the fridge for the fresh crab legs, I know they get delivered on Sundays.
Here's your popcorn, sir...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH ROBERT?!?
don't you fucking dare...
Hang on, mind if I take a quick bite first? Thanks!
"Oh, I'm sorry. But where is Robert?"
One moment, I'm still perusing the soda catalogue.
Do you still have any vintage Pepsi Blue laid away in the cellar?
Robert would never do something like this
Oh, white bitch. You wondered into the the wrong coming attractions.
several megaplexes in my area now serve alcohol
order a beer
15-year-old behind the counter doesn't have key to alcohol locker
takes 20 minutes to find manager
end up missing half of the commercials
This is the point in the story where our leading man finds out Robert has been dead for 20 years
put it down skank
GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY CORN
the Theater was never real
At Alamo Draft House alone
order a pitcher of Shiner Bock
girl takes order and is gone 20 minutes
girl comes back to say she cant sell a solo person a pitcher
can only do it if I order $25 worth of hot wings
Punch bitch in face
never been caught
Hey, what the fuck can I get ya.
The leading man has been crawling through a busted basement window into an abandoned warehouse and watching the shadows of rats dance across a moldy tarp every week for years
This piece of shit needs to be shot.
cool it white bread
i meant robert washington
Gedda fuck outta by face, fo' I bust a cap in yo pale ass, cracka ass white devil
I want a new bag.
and you OTHER Robert
Hey, name's Lucas. I'm the new manager taking over for the other guy who used to work here. As long as you pay the falcon tax, everything's going to go smooth and you're going to get to enjoy your movie, alright? Now who wants some popcorn?
You can start off by getting me a large bottle of Somalian seamen for my wife. Also where can I rent a cinema bull?
guy is cute.
a few days ago was served by this very handsome kid. he got my order wrong but i didn't mind because he smiled at me and i was blinded by his handsomehotness.
I will ruin my life to destroy yours. I will collapses your building and burn your shit to ashes. No one will remember the good times, only the fire, pain and true evil in crumbling ruins
Typical lazy nigger goofing off on the job.
Robert is a fucking saint and just like every human being on the face of the planet, deserves some time to cut lose. He's got a beautiful girl and he surely will mate with later on that night. You're so fucking envious
Ey relax m8, I just like to bust Robert's balls, he's cool.
I hope one day you're stranded in a hardcore nigga area, and get raped in every way possible. You would have totally rethought that bin that knife bullshit
a large coke, a hotdog, and a personal pepperoni pizza
Hey I paid for that!
you're fucking stupid
Only if I can get your number dear
Get out whiteboi
Robert is a good friend of mine. Id gladly kill another worthless, relaxed fit jeans white man for my own pleasure.
you have no friends larping queer
all white kinoplex
I'm never going back to Robert's niggerium again
That will be $65 dollars sir
One life, please.
dubs of truth speaks
a less miserable less pathetic life for me, please ;_;
day off from work
go to the movie theatre you work at to watch a flick
Robert, what is wrong with you
Yes. Open wide. Now stick out your tongue.
I got yer hot butter flavored topping right here.
Local AMC cineplex is getting a "MacGuffins" bar.
Local old arthouse theater already serves craft beer and wine.
Came here for this. Bless you for making my day user.