ITT: Films virgins will never understand

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>tfw 11,000 days and 11,000 nights

>fucking a half breed nigger
I'm not a virgin but I'll never understand

how the fuck did he do it

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He also couldn't masturbate. The movie does still fail, because he'd probably have involuntary emissions after that long.

Also, his ex literally rapes him, and the movie treats him like the bad guy. That's a bit messed up

she's part hawaiian and filipino, and you're gay

>ITT: movies with unrealistic plots

haha sure thing virgy

Punched in the stomach

>haha you don't get it, you want it more once you've had it :^)
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honestly sex is overrated after a while. once you get past the thrill of it, it's just making your peepee feel tingly. desu finally being able to take a piss after having to hold it for a long time is a better sensation

i had sex with a hooker a few times, i got tired fast, didn't even feel good, couldn't even cum,

masturbation is infinitely better than sex.

>fuggin hooker is the same as fuggin loving partner
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I don't watch romance anime. This shit makes me feels worse not better.

>t. non virgin
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>women
>capable of feeling love

this ain't /r9k/: an XXX porn parody

the feet one was better

Same. 5 cm per second is about things going to shit though, missed opportunities, nostalgia, what could have been and so on, which makes me sad in another way.

Guess again.

Do I need to repeat myself?

kike

they can, just not for you lmao

Why'd you have to bring the feels man...

SOMEONE post the CGI tit-valley!

If we got it in a webm it would be gold

>women only love tall, ripped chads with money
ok then, thanks for proving him wrong that women aren't shallow

lmao

Well he had to go 40 days without jerking off so I'm sure they understand plenty

Gotta spice things up nigga. It's literally like taking drugs. You're always going to be chasing that first real high.

>>women only love tall, ripped chads with money

And why is that wrong? Are you saying they should love short fat dweebs who are broke?

Its not reddit either cuck.

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>Chad exclusive screening when

Yes.

>women should love my fat lazy poor stinky ass for what it is

Yes, what is the problem with the greentext you included in your post? Furthermore, who are you quoting?

Is this White in burgerland?