"If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"

"If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"

So, how do you get out of this situation, Sup Forums?

Marry soup.

YOU DO NOT MARRY FOR LIKE YOU MARRY FOR LOVE YOU IGNORANT IGLUCKOPOTAMUS!!!

He makes excellent arguments

>You'll never understand comedy that's so deep you have to analyze the manuscript to get the jokes

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE

Season 3 when?

Probably soon if people keep talking about it so much.
And it'll suck, too.

this line isn't clever

Because I'm married to justice

t. brainlet R&M fan

"Fuck you, you beaky nigger."

Oops, meant to reply to OP. My bad.

>dude le randum show with intentionally bad content! so funny XD!

This show is rick and morty levels of reddit

you're mom is reddit, fag

I'm the OP

You're a sweetheart, there's never a need to apologize

"As you said, the relation between me and soup is platonic"

is xavier a jew? i dont get it

>ripping off Peewee this much
>inb4 Peewee is pedo
you watch cartoons your argument is invalid

no, he just wants the holocaust reparations money

>I'm already married to justice

so yes?

DUDE CHRISTIANS ARE SO DUMB THEY HATE SCIENCE AND THINK GOD CAN MAGICALLY HEAL PEOPLE LMAO
DUDE CHRISTIANS ARE SO DUMB LOOK AT THIS LADY EXPLAIN HOW THE BIBLE IS PLAYING OFF THEIR INSECURITIES BECAUSE SHE'S TRANSLATING THE GORILLA SIGN LANGUAGE LMAO
DUDE REDNECKS ARE SO EVIL AND DUMB THEY BEAT UP PEOPLE FOR LOOKING DIFFERENT LMAO

Unload your troubles onto me, even if they are hard to swallow. I am used to swallowing huge loads

Only a blind chick would marry you

So justice, right?

Only a blind girl would marry you

X:RA has much more witty dialogue.

Chomsky honk!

Perhaps GoT is more your speed, little buddy

It is a phone number but the guys who were beating him up thought he was in the holocaust and that's why they apologized profusely and left.

Oh fuck I never got that.

Justice is actually blindfolded, not blind
And even then only half the time depicted as blindfolded
So you are forgiven

>cutting himself with occam's razor
>occam's razor says that the argument with the least assumptions wins
>cutting himself out because he made the most assumptions
I have truly ascended beyond these metaphysical psyches

"What doth life"
>the Sup Forumstard begins to chuckle
"Ooh, frittata"
>the Sup Forumstard laughs out loud, spewing tendies crumbs all over his desk
"Chompsky honk"
>the Sup Forumstard can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
*character gets beat up*
>The Sup Forumstard starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"TASTE THE PAIN"
>the Sup Forumstard's heart explodes and he dies

>Peewee is pedo
Who is saying this?

>tfw with this post you realize you can break out of the totality of Sup Forums thought when you make the connection that all of these people with insecurities and lack of connection to the real world all share the same structure in which their environment is poor and their isolation has led to over-valuing of strong but unchanging relationships
>tfw with this realisation you also realize that those in urban populated centers where the structure is rich and memories are shared by at least one other person, the relationships are decentralised ending up only with products having any social merit which has lead to the value of consumerism and eventually why people just want to value lmao communism
>tfw the system of belief of identity politics has been revealed to you through making a connection with a poorly rendered 1500 triangle count house and the strawman inhabitants
So... this is.... the power of Sup Forums

We don't cotton to weirdos like you around these parts.

What doth life?

nary a word

wrong.

I was surprised to find myself emotionally moved, when Xavier had his father's crystal stolen in Squatopia and was trying to get it back. Poor guy had a tough life, all he wants to know is what it doth?