What did Sup Forums think of the Narnia trilogy?

What did Sup Forums think of the Narnia trilogy?

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there were a few good jokes in the first one

Too British

Good Christian kino.

first movie was great. the rest hammered the christfag analogies too hard

There was a trilogy?

This. Also the main battle in the first movie was absolute kino. Truly an underrated battle scene. Might have to watch it today.

Almost like they're Christian books

Gee, it's like nobody like Christianity anymore. Really makes you think.

Doesn't mean they had to be Christian movies

This is literally exactly how the books are, so good on them for being faithful.

By the way, there are way more books and they are even more religious than these three. It's a shame they decided to stop adapting them. This is far better than anything Snyder has ever done. Well, not a complete shame though, because Silver Chair fucking sucked. But The Horse and His Boy would have been pretty good.

I thought there was only one movie

Shallow and pedantic.

I prefer the BBC version

Holy shit, don't cut yourself on that edge.

the first one was great, it was comfy, well made and whimsical, the rest looked cheap, like that fox tv show with all the fairy tales.

They aren't making anymore movies because Millenials and their kids are mostly irreligious. God is dead.

>Just 27 to 28 percent of people in their 20s and early 30s attend religious services regularly, according to the latest figures from the Pew Research Center. Compare that to the 38 percent of baby boomers who log time in houses of worship, and 51 percent of folks in the silent and greatest generations who still show up for services.

They're also feminist books.

>post funny nazi memes
>"me wedpilled"
>make a statement about the population's religious views
>"dat edgy"
Change your diaper, faggot.

>you lived to see traps become mainstream and christianity die

this is truly the best timeline

Fedora edgelord detected.

It was a trilogy?

Killer maymay.

go donate 10% of your income to your church, cuck

ME IN THE FRIGGIN MIDDLE LMAO

>Caitlyn Jenner gets more time to talk to a republican president than a delegation of christian ministers
What a world.

Too many children. Will never watch.

It's LOTR for girls

>first movie was great. the rest hammered the christfag analogies too hard
The first one had Aslan/Jesus die for Edmund/Mans sins, before being resurrected, and you think the rest were too Christfag?

I always thought these kids looked weird.

I thought Dawn Treader was the one where the lion dies and comes back to life

>host/star of a widely popular TV show gets more time to talk to a TV host and producer than a delegation of christian ministers

british jeans

No it's Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe the White Witch ties him to a table shaves his mane and stabs him, it's definitely the most obvious religious comparison in the movies.

which movie was the one that the girl get captured and sold into slavery. that gave 13 year old me the weirdest boner

>trilogy
>there was more than one film

What the fuck

Dawntreader? It's the only one I never saw and I don't think it was in the other two.
There's going to be four, unless someone realises what a flop the other 3 were.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Narnia:_The_Silver_Chair

They're British.

>But The Horse and His Boy would have been pretty good.

White boy escaping from his Muslim slavers.

Good fucking luck getting that made.

the first movie have him die for a brat sin

>25-30 year olds reprising roles of 12-14 year olds
Narnia should just be readapted into a miniseries.

Magician's Nephew would have been shit tier on screen. It's the same old "kooky fantasy person trapped in a modern world" plot that has been shit every time we've ever seen it. The Last Battle would've been kino.

i only read the first book and the last book

the last book was kinda cool

3 of them are at least still actors, Edmund apparently went into politics.

>In 2016, Keynes announced that he is no longer pursuing a career in acting.[19]

>Skandar Keynes is now a parliamentary adviser to Crispin Blunt, MP.[20]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skandar_Keynes

Gaiman did a short story where Aslan boned the white witch and ate the kids.

The last one looked cheap yeah, Prince Caspian had great production value though

lol no

They're gonna recast them though

I really liked the second movie. I liked the idea of all the fantasy monsters getting nearly extinct and replaced by human military.

No dude, there's The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.

Indeed, the second movie is criminally underrated.

Apparently there is another movie in development still. Who knows if it will ever come out. The last movie didnt make much money.

www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/entertainment/2017/may/new-narnia-movie-the-silver-chair-finally-in-the-works

Kek

they would make it the other way around

>tfw no Silver Chair movie

This.

I want reddit to leave

Obviously you dont know shit because the original 4 characters dont show up in any of the rest of the books except the last one, where they are adults.

Source?

>all these people ITT who didn't read the books

So he tipped his fedora again?

Never been on reddit, quit memeing you 9gag faggot. Eat a dick and suck on my cross shaped cock.

>getting this buttblasted and defensive

Redditor detected

Silver Chair movie is happening. New production company though.

Kek. You got baited so hard you cum slurping faggot. Jesus christ, when did this site get taken over by 12 year olds?

>it will never be the fantasy boom of the early 2000s again

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Wew lad, go back to r*ddit

Not him but he was clearly baiting.

Samefag detected

I'd love to prise open the doors to her magical wardrobe, if you get my meaning.

So is the Lord of the Rings

I wanna shoot a movie with these two dudes as buddies who own an arcade

I wish they'd carried on making them, I really enjoyed these films. I think I only read like half the books as a kid but I can hardly remember them.
>youngest one is now 22

post yfw susan didnt go to heaven cause she became a whore

readingtheend.com/2009/01/13/the-problem-of-susan-neil-gaiman/

What's your point?

This is legitimately funny.

too bad gaiman is a hack who's biggest accomplishment is a fucking comicbook

To be fair, it's a really good comic book.

what is your biggest accomplishment?

I prefer the Golden Compass, because God doesn't exist.

>two franchises based on children's stories
>two leading ladies who grew up to have massive tits
It's pity the Harry Potter movies didn't follow suit.

Dakota is out of this world

>Sony working on the fourth film which is also a soft reboot
>no Liam Neeson as Aslan
Fuck Disney so much for dropping it.

God did exist
He just went away

how can you deny god after seeing this?
also they ruined TGC ending

Wasnt Dust basically God?

I miss the mystical Orient. You don't see that shit in media anymore.

It was like Souls and shit, wasn't it?

I actually wanted to see a movie with the younger brother taking over and going "evil." They said he was a better swordsman than his brother and better than the majority of people so it'd have been pretty cool to see him evil .

>literally the king of hundreds of years
>some "Prince," is the ruler now
>you have to bow to him instead of him bowing to you

I didn't get that part

I am literally in love with this girl.

they made THREE?
>greenscreen
>imitating star wars ending
color me surprised

>strong independent witch gets BTFO
surely

The world would have been a better place without religion.

>imitating star wars ending
The story predates Star Wars by decade, you fucking pleb

>Just 27 to 28 percent of people in their 20s and early 30s attend religious services regularly
at first I was thinking that's a lot more than what I was imagining but then I realized it's probably the muslims that make this number seem so high

>expecting an actual talking lion to be roaming around a fictional place set in a closet

>best movie battle song coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=j2QXLlzsgoY

.....

>read all the books as a kid
>dont remember a single thing about them anymore
fug lads

not enough quips for my tastes

I remember popping a boner to prince Caspians tight pants.

Wasn't /GoT/ quip dwarf in these movies too?

>trilogy
Its a lot longer than a trilogy.
They just stopped after 3 movies cause there wasn't any interest. The adaptations were terrible.