How do we fix sony?

How do we fix sony?

We convince them to make Chad: The Movie.

how long until normies unironically look like this
and i mean 100% look like
dont say they already look like this thats a piss poor effort

spooky shit

some beta was mad as hell making that picture

We let them die

this shit is getting out of control so fast

Who's the closest looking actor similar to this Chad?

Japan have become too comfy which has resulted in them all being weak, tiny and feminine.

The only solution is to nuke them again.

>Chad and Virgin have to go on an adventure together
>Along the way, Virgin learns how to stand up for himself and Chad learns how to be compassionate

Could it be animated kino?

serious talk, although chad gets a lot of pussy in college he never really transforms into the quiet masculinity / dad bod / don draper type in middle age who is the one women actually worship after 23

not saying virgins do, it's usually more in the middle guys

missed an opportunity in not mentioning the islands are named after saints -- ie, people who prob had a vow of chastity

Chad's package reminds me of the german guy, Micha Stunz, that injected silicone cement into his dick and balls.

I don't know.

For the original Chad (strawman person) image, was Chad (the country) actually a reference for his facial profile or was this just a happy coincidence?

>or was this just a happy coincidence?
Around here we like to call it "meme magic".

>it actually looks like Chad's face
what the fuck

Chris Evans

THIS SUMMER
CHAD: THE MOVIE
STARRING CHRIS EVANS AND PAUL DANO

I feel like I've seen this movie before.

Based. But who voices Chad and who voices Virgin?

Why would you want to fix Sony?

Virgin Gorda (fat virgin) has a bay called little dix too.

I dunno Chris wouldn't make a good virgin, maybe someone smaller

fire everyone

OUCH!

...

kek

Pascal got fired and replaced with someone even worse, Tom Rothman.

I want to see someone cosplay a Chad

10/10

>Pascal got fired
More like she got put in a different position of power. Sony should've told her to get out and never return but they didn't. She's still working for them.

This summer Rob Schnider is... Chad??? Derpa depa do derpa durpa do

Jesse Eisenberg is Virgin and Chris Evans is Chad.

...

Any updates on this? The last news I saw was Trump saying that North Korea will pay if they keep making threats.

if anything ever happens it's going to be because of US aggression.

I wouldn't be surprised, but I could see it going either way. Kim said he would outline his plains by the middle of the month and Trump seems overtly aggressive in regards to NK. I could see it going either way.

Have Sony create the Memetic Cinematic Universe.
>Pepe and Wojak movies leading to Pepe and Wojak: Memes in Crime
>release The Chad Kino and The Virgin Flick and then Chad & Virgin: Brotherhood of Steel
>The Rageface Movie
>Fidget Spinner: The Animation
>movie that connects everything ala Avengers where the memes have to face the normalfag plague (ironically, get it?)
And so on.