What would you do in his position, Sup Forums?

what would you do in his position, Sup Forums?

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Throw her out the airlock after I've grown tired of her and then repeat the process with a new woman every few months.

Rape her of course, she no STDs, there is no one to stop me either.

Space her and thaw out a new waifu, this one's defective

Divorce her

Wake up a much more attractive woman, first of all.

Attempt to charm her. If that fails, bonk her out, rape the shit out of her, and dump her out the airlock. Repeat ad infinitum.

Kill all the males. Wake up every single female. Pretend I just woke up too

Wake up everyone. There's got to be someone on board who can fix the problem. And if not, fuck those guys, if I've got to suffer everyone's got to suffer.

Wonder why there was only one of the medical pod things when the film made EXPLICITLY CLEAR earlier that there's spares of everything on board.

do the same thing, but one day once she falls asleep, put her on the hibernation pod and try to move her to the one where she was before
if it works, leave myself on the infirmary pod until it's time to wake up

Right, I thought about this during the film, fairly early on. They say it's impossible in some throw away line about cryogenic preparation or some shit, but then they throw that out the window again when they just have a pod that can do it straight away. So let's assume it's doable because the movie can't follow it's own rules.

I'd have woken up whoever I was crushing on, let's say JLaw for symmetry's sake, and then one other person (wanting to get laid I would probably make that person some old lady or gay dude who wouldn't endanger my chances getting some.)

There would then be two available pods to use and 3 people awake, so the third person can be cycled out every couple of weeks. Just work through the crew manifest that way, there were hundreds of passengers, right? So barely half of their number would have to be awake for the trip and only for a few weeks to a month at the time. Then a few months before they reach destination, whoever's on shift at the time the crew wake up can explain the situation and it can all get sorted out by their engineering team.

Sorted.
Maybe when you're awake you can get back to building that cabin, and fucking JLaw in it.

Picked an attractive one to unthaw.

Turn 360 degrees then walk away.

Raised kids.

rape... lots of rape

>old lady or gay dude
Who at their right mind puts people like that on a colonisation vessel? I don't think you thought hard enough through this.

Lonely man surrounded by hundreds of young women he can defrost at anytime and have sexy time with. And if they get suspicious or bored of being raped and tortured he could simply throw them into space. Instead he defrosts a fat ugly annoying bitch and ruins a great idea.

#notallmen

Just the non-whites.

But yeah, you probably deserve a good raping.

kek

Alien Covenant.

not much you could do about it so i guess i'd just have sex a lot and have all the fun with none of the drawbacks

At least they had that embryo thingy fridge going one so they had some sort of excuse.

gay dude could still be used as labor
old lady probably only joined because she was loaded with cash and wanted to see a new world

impregnate all the sleeping women
kill all the men

enjoy your colony ;^)

>impregnate all the sleeping women
>get them to the point where abortion is impossible
>castrate all the men
I need the cucks to protect and take care of my children

This and then this

>abortion
>impossible
>ever

>wake up young boy
>fuck him until hes convinced hes a girl
>fuck him on his father's pod until he's convinced his father is his husband and hes his father's wife
>put him back in stasis
>repeat until i die

you realize you're trying to start a new colony.

meaning you need genetic diversity. I could see impregnating a couple of women but reality is you need the other people or your children are going to end up fucking.

I think you're missing all the implications for forced incest

wake her up, rape her till I'm bored, kill her, cast her body into space
Rinse and repeat

>you realize you're trying to start a new colony.
i'm sure a couple thousand half-brothers and half-sisters will result in a viable population
and if not, they can introduce a bit more genetic variation by having the boys fuck the older women

I admit I haven't seen the movie, but that would be a pretty cool plot line. Jennifer's character finds a hidden place in the ship with lots of dead women bodies and she realizes that he was up for many years and was using different woman each year and would essentially kill them when he grown tired of them.

what?

>Wanting to populate a planet full of Caligulas.

Incest leads to emotionally damaged, violent retards. Which is why every modern nation outlaws it to nth degree, except for the United States, which only outlaws it to 3rd cousins.

that's not how genetics work, the mutation would only be two strains away from host strains, it would lead to massive genetic degredation and copying.

I think we got our horror version of this movie

lets flesh this out and get PAID

This actually would've been cool, and it would be interesting to see Pratt in a villain role. He's got the perfect persona for it too because you'd never expect it.

Wasted fucking opportunity.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck my brains out.

I would kill her, dispose of the body in space, then wake up a bunch more people to hang out with. Who gives a shit.

>Pratt finally gets out of the asshole movie roles
>taking a villain role

He worked for years to get away from being cast as the asshole.

Wanted was 2008.

>>you realize you're trying to start a new colony.
Pretty sure the main idea here is rape, friend.

Bluebeard in space.

our collective purpose would be buddy because this is Sup Forums, it's always rape. Or rape that leads to murder.

but fluff purpose was a colony

Can't escape what you are
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there's a youtube video saying the movie would have been better if it started when Jennifer woke up. The reveal would have made it a lot better

kurt is just giving him shit and having a little fun, you can even see interviewer's face. Pratt is reason kurt was pulled into movie in first place, he wanted him as quill's dad.

they purposely started with pratt to make audience empathize with him. Otherwise it would legit be a story about pratt waking up some broad and dooming her to death

I know, it's funny shit though.
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you didn't quote all of the posts so yeah, not all of them

Yes. and?

Keep her alive so I can keep eating the deluxe tendies, otherwise ignore her and live as a space NEET.

>He woke a woman up for the food quality

you belong here my friend

the passengers paid to go to the colonies. you think some future jew is going to turn down their shekels?

you must be a mudshit if you think a colony where everyone is related is a good idea

to be fair, men have no place on a colonisation vessel. only women are required and a frozen sperm bank
>colonizing a galaxy with men that have radioactive sperm thanks to radiation and need food
2 expensive

There's probably a copy of every single movie and show ever on board. It looked like he was able to eat at all of the restaurants and order whatever (except breakfast). All that and more booze than you could drink in a lifetime. How the hell did he get bored so quickly?

Create a harem out of woke women, make them breed me and rise a tribe, then when my children get old enough I'd get into the healing pod. They'd continue my work and sometimes wake me up if they needed help with decisions or occasionaly worship me.
Then after landing I'd take over the colony with my own army/family.

Unseal her cryogenic sleep pod without waking her. Let her rot. Women love to be spoiled.

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Jlaw has a great brapparatus