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bobbert baratheon

he left us too soon ;_;

first for boatsex!

nice pic moran

>femlet and manlet make a baby
what could go wrong
thanks mom and dad

>To all the Lannisters, go home. You are not welcome in this great Westerosi Commonwealth

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What's his name again?

What the actual fuck is this?

first for sex on dragon

>dick on hehehehhehehehhe

Is GOT actually any good at this point? Honestly?

I gave up around season 3.

kys and man up, fag.

I know lots of manlets that get pussy.

>White Walkers bow to Azor Jamie

no one cares about your shitty game
fuck off to retard

fuck off with your trash game, you aren't on Sup Forums

>Sup Forums humor

>AND TELL ME LORD RENLY, WHEN WILL HARRENHAL BE OFF THE TABLE

He's making the eight in heaven now

i'm hyped for Jorah and Dany reunion scene
maybe she'll hug him and kiss him... please D&D, don't fuck this up

Report me to the janny then, see if he cares and if I care. Lmao.

Sleep tight, bobber.

fuck no

Are there any 13 y/o characters left that mbb can be cast for?
Cast her, /GoT/!

Why are you here then fag?

Satin?

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

I'm hyped for their reunion too, only to see his reaction when he realises that Jon
>gained the respect of his father and house
>is wielding his sword
>is fucking his oneitis

She'll hug him. That's all.

Willy

Stop making jokes about his name

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i fucking hate child actors
all of them turn out to be disgusting slags

/mace/

>hyped for a reunion in the show
>literally every single reunion in the show has been utter trash
lmao

>Oh hi Jorah, didn't expect you to be back so soon
>Now that your cured, why don't you go check in on Daario for me

So you fags are gonna chalk up the Frey fortnight being some random feast that they had (cause he's totally known for doing shit like that) and he was bringing it up for funzies cause good storytelling.

Then you're going to say that the Cersei fortnight was just her making promises to the Iron Bank but she didn't really mean it and it actually took months for her to get the gold (but the bank is fine with that cause ?????) and Euron to sail the world 4 times cause good storytelling.

>THE HOOOORE, NED
>SHE'S PREGNANT
>NED
>THE HOOOOOAAAAAAAAR IS PREGNANT
>NED, THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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Man I just want the homosexual Mongol-knockoffs of Westeros. Fuck Dany for taking them over the sea.

False.

Superior dragon incoming

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>I broke up with Daario.
>Oh?
>Yeah, by the way this is Jon!
>Oh.

>Oh hi Jorah
>Now that your cured, why don't you go beyond the wall with my new boyfriend on a literal suicide mission

Mostly because Bran and Arya got the autism

RIP Jaime.

Also look at Tywin's three sisters at siblings, which one should I seduce?

MODS

>change my linens
>clean my clothes
>scrub the floor
>empty my chamberpot
>brush my hair

>empty my chamberpot

Sansa confirmed for pooing

ffuck off retard

SHES JUST A WOMAN ROB
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.gif

wayne from letterkenny?

Cast him.

Average user rating

>Greyworm murdered an infant very good
>Ygritte murdered crows still better than Tommen
>Jaime neutral
>Yara is an Ironborn pillaging rapist
>Joffrey Nights King tier evil
>Qyburn very evil

why can´t people vote objectively for shit?

Seduce the Cersei-looking one and impregnate her, then go full Hitler and gas all Targs

lady stoneheart

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Scimitar" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Arakhs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine arakh in Vaes Dothrak for 100 stallions (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my arakh.

Dothraki smiths spend moons working on a single arakh and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Arakhs are thrice as sharp as Westerosi swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a arakh can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple horizontal slash.

Ever wonder why Westeros never bothered conquering Essos? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Blood Riders and their arakhs of destruction.

So what am I saying? Arakhs are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Arakhs:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of arakhs in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Arakhs need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>dany being portrayed as a monster for burning the lannister army
>Tyrion portrayed as a genius for burning stannis' army on the blackwater
>rob portrayed as great for slaughtering lannisters at the whispering wood
Why are they making dany out to be the bad person?
She needs to crush the enemies armies to secure control, so she can help the poor small folk

Reminder that these two were some of the best, if not; the best characters in this show and have now become cuckolds for two shitty female characters in power.
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jaime hasn't done one bad thing since season 1 episode 1

the fuck is wrong with these people

>best girl

>rob
showwatcher spotted
end you're self

Why is it that the more repulsed I am by Dany's awful character arc and trashy acting, the more I want to fuck her?

she should go back and stop invading, she is literally the USA of Westeros.

>stannis literally burned his daughter alive
>pretty neutral amirite

kek

because /got/ hates beautiful independent white women

night king is beautiful IMO (at least the old one)

No one? You all love D&D this much?

>They put my man Qyburn practically next to Roose
Normies deserve no mercy.

>robb not 100% beautiful

??

Because you already hate her you don't mind if she blows you the fuck out after your terrible performance.

>night King
>only good character left in the show
>ugly
I can't wait for the night King to give his speech on how's he here to make westeros great again and congratulate them on the quality of their wall

one of the best scenes in the entire show, though I do have a fondness for the jaime scene last ep

She's looking hot this season, I like her Dragonstone outfit. Probably wearing spanx under there but still.

So, is Jonerys on the show a result of mixing Jon with Aegon/another and Dany with Val or does them make sense ?

kek stay rekt

compare this kino to the utter dog shit we have now

>First one to talk gets to stay on my table
>Lord stark, I'm small council

>Roose
>Ugly

Are you blind?

AND WHAT ABOUT HARRENHAL?

>yfw tumblr meltdown after tonight's ep
>roastie's getting toastie
>smelly melly
>fish tacos

>cersei evil when she literally did nothing wrong
>dany good when she murdered thousands of innocent people and couldn't even control slaverys bay
>rob bordering evil when he brought peace to the seven kingdoms
>tyrion good when he butchered his own people
who the fuck voted for this list

They're both attractive people of similar social standing with relatively stable personalities so it's not like them fucking is too unrealistic.

He got given that right?

What is this meme

>pillaging rapist & murdering shitlord Drogo considered "neutral" while family man Tywin Lannister is evil.

>Attacked Ned for legally arresting his brother on good evidence that he was responsible for the stabbing, essentially rebelling against the kingdom
>allowed Joffreys evil rein and allowed for Neds illegal deposition and murder
>had 3 incest babies with his sister behind the kings (his sisters husband) back
>sits and watches as his sister is an evil fucklord whos evil made his own son kill himself

Why the fuck does everyone act like he's so innocent and perfect. He's a worse version of Ned

Bronn is the most beautiful man on the show tho

Why was Bobby B the king and not Ned?
I mean, neither of them had any real desire to be king right? So Bobby B just went and took it since someone needed to be king, right?
What would've Bobby done if Ned wanted to be king?

When the show was more this and less CGI dragons. God I miss it, I wish I could go back when I watched first season just to amazed again.

we read the books that's why, you stupid shownigger

if the leaks are correct jon and dany's scenes this episode should be kino

>Dany
>stable

Right.

>Varys slightly evil
Wtf? Isn't his literal motivation to get power then help poor people because he used to be poor?

Also
>actual rapist dothraki is neutral

>sand bitch
>ygritte
>top 5 beautiful women
>no woman is bellow average in looks
laughable

This:

This is Sup Forums not /lit/, can you be more retarded?

It's two completely different things

>she literally did nothing wrong
>Cucked robert
>murdered his heir in the womb
>incest
>birthed abominations
>conspired to kill the king
>nuked the sept, including the queen and high septon

>Why was Bobby B the king and not Ned?
Even Cersei wondered about that.

>1 diplomacy
you're gonna be fucked sideways