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impromptu snow holiday edition

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alri

blacks out

so that's where our February snow's gotten to

'ello lads

what is it about autists that makes posting the same image/words/whatever over and over and over again so appealing to them

Britain belong to the Commonwealth

what kind of a mug schedules a second date 6 weeks after the first daye and then gets pissy when he finds out i slept with other people in between?

did he expect me to sit on my hands for 6 weeks for some chump i barely know?

ridiculous

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'ello chum

Why does anyone do anything?

bit cold out isn't it

Contemplating a wank lads

All rise...The honorable Lord Kek presiding

I think I have Alzheimer's.

holy shizz australia is BASTE

Anyone have any inspiring / motivational quotes?

imagine if this qt-pie had a meaty 8-inch donger and he flopped it onto your fave haha wouldnt that be funny lol just as a joke haha

the cringe

"If my auntie had a dick, she'd be my uncle"

repetitive and predictable things are comforting to the autistic brain

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He sounds like a right puff m8

stupid fucking cunt posting shit like this, kill you'reself

Post the last image/webm you saved from Sup Forums

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no toil today

barry stanton

Mr Toilowitz is RAGING lmao

almost unbelievable

"the english football ultra" starter pack

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walked up to toilstein today and gave him the 1-2 heem and put him to sleep

got a round of applause from the order neoslaves and will surely be fired in the morning but its ok since toilstein got (hopefully) a broken jaw

just had a shave lads

It's not cryptic, it's shittttt

my roast is ruined

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>everyone in brit is an ugly loser

am i really the most attractive one here?

christ alive

creasing at the mongs still posting in the old thread

Do not understand people who go on holiday to places like Magaluf or Ibiza. The world is massive and there are a bunch of other places and cultures you can experience. Why bother spending lots of money getting wasted around amongst a load of British people when you could do that at home for a fraction of the price?

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why would anyone give a shite about local culture in Tenerife lmao

Remembering the time I got asked by an american girl on Interpals "what's that funny symbol brits put in front of numbers sometimes?"

She was talking about £.

only oldfags remember the bump limit

youtube.com/watch?v=UlIL2sggUsM

good for a laf

The Russians have gone too far

this image changed my life

hat

picture hit a bit close to home there ey deano

post left wing rorkes

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many people who travel for "culture" have no culture of their own

*acts as if I didn't spend the last few minutes posting in the previous thread*

wahey haha best thread ever. loved every single post

haha look at the australian posting in the old thread

Top Tier:

>Marks and Spencers
>Aldi
>Morrisons

Good Tier:

>Lidl
>Waitrose
>Sainsburys

Average Tier:

>Tesco
>Asda

Bad Tier:

>Co-Op

Literally Dog Food Tier:

>Farmfoods
>Iceland

this image changed my life

Glad he made it after getting turned into a meme by /fit/

if you had no culture you probably wouldnt travel for culture
you would just go to spain new york or dubai

ah, yes, a woman, naturally you can't hold it against her, she only spends the stuff

Petition to promote Tesco and drop Lidl submitted

This image changed my life

He that would bring home the wealth of the Indies must carry the wealth of the Indies with him. So it is in travelling. A man must carry knowledge with him if he would bring home knowledge.

Seen this image a million times but only just noticed the Greggs

might give nanny betty a call

This image changed my life

just chopped 3 inches off my willy
now it finally fits inside my magnum size condoms

This image changed my life

*Leaps at you from the shadows*

*turns on Helicopter - Bloc Party*

Wahey lads

fucking homos are going wild in old thread talking about men's arseholes

remember ed lads

This image cured my strife

#goals for moni

*turns it off*
*performs an impromtu live rendition of Psycho Killer instead*

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has anyone posted this there before

love hairy men bungholes me cant get enough of them haha

This image changed my life

Went to a nightclub, had a pint and left
Should've predrinks, I'd have been a lot happier

baby boomers and earlier gens had shit diets too, if not way worse.
most young people at least try to eat decent

but Anal is WAY bigger than it ever has been
rt for a second I lowkey think that the whole anal fad is a ploy to reduce birth rates and twist the idea of what sex is to make it just crass and degrading.

Tiocfaidh ár lá

anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio gimmick gimmick

Still do a howl whenever I see this ghastly image

*takes off glasses*
*raises fists*

*proceeds to HÆM you in Tasmanian*

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Never had sex or worn a condom. How big does your willy have to be to fit in a normal sized condom?

If I haven't pre drank Ill just lash a load of vodka redbulls into me to get me going

cuckio meme, idiot

this image made me laugh

EVERY WINTER I MAKE FUN OF BRITS FOR BEING UNPREPARED FOR SNOW

EVERY WINTER BRITS TELL ME THE SNOW AND FLOODS AREN'T NORMAL AND THAT IT WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL NEXT YEAR

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE IN DENIAL ABOUT LIVING IN A COLD COUNTRY WHERE YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE AND HAVE SNOW TYRES AND SNOW PLOUGHS ETC.

THE BRITISH STILL HAVEN'T REALISED THEY'RE NO LONGER A COLONIAL POWER LIVING IN THE TROPICS.

MY ROLLIE DON'T TICK TOCK IT JUST GLIDE
KEEP STARIN AT IT AND YOU MIGHT GO BLIND

It's mental how kissing is the height of emotional-physical intimacy and it's all downhill from there.

I probably should've ordered spirits desu but it was 7nzd per shot which is extortion
Just feel sad and sexually frustrated from looking at all the mint girls dancing

lad just buy condoms which dont have a size

better yet just dont wear one you bloody weapon
*pats you on the back far too hard*

baited for this exact response

rubbish, here's me winter wear

legends