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Stannis is alive and D&D are faggots edition

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>CERSEI HOAR IS PREGNANT

nth for the bear the bear and the maiden fair

>being this early when there's already a backup thread.
>no back link
Mods just mercy kill this thread please.

if you haven't read the leaks you are not welcomed in these generals

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We know he's still alive in Book 6, but he won't be in Book 7.

NEEEED
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KNAW

Real thread

Why did Dany believed in the drawings?

Ros is love, Ros is life

GRRM wont be alive to finish book 7.

>Jon Snow is scared of this

The most glorious uncucking ever seen.

too bad he squandered it.

How much shit could 100 fully equipped US Navy Seals fuck up in the GoT universe?

Could they defeat the night king?

MMOOOARRRRRRRRR

>implying he's dead in the show

sansa makes me cum the hardest. im not normally into chicks with red hair or pale skin but something about her makes my dick tingle. i wanna smell her armpits and rub my dick on her stubble until i cum. I wanna count the lines in her asshole. I bet she has a big brown ring around it.

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Note that they would be supported by helos as well.

you looked beautiful while you were being raped

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GODS BE GOOD, CONTINUE

With enough boolits they could maybe seize control of an Essos city state and work from there using their knowledge of advanced technology, tactics and politics to build an empire.

Depends if they can get some Valyrian steel boolits.

>Jon Snow and the BwB go north of the Wall to investigate some shit
>they get surrounded
>manage to fight a few of them off, kill a White Walker, but it's not looking good
>the nameless characters get killed
>the end is near
>suddenly another character appears
>it's Stannis
>Brienne didn't kill him
>he has Lightbringer with him
>with his help, they fight off the wights and make it back to the wall
>Daenerys immediately rescinds her claim to the throne, Stannis kills Cersei and Jaime becomes a member of the new Kingsguard

spotted the underage

They'd last a while, but they don't have unlimited ammo, so they would lose eventually

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I would have gained a bit of respected for D&D if they revealed that Jon had made the drawings himself

Making ammo is easy desu

I think we call all agree that Jamie owes Dickon a massive thank you for saving his life, maybe he'll stop getting bullied all the time too.

>make a impregnable fortress
>big ass entrance left for sandniggers to invade
how did tywin miss this?

>saving his life
Do you mean from that dirty savage? Jaime would've backhanded him off his saddle. Dickless stole his glory.

Shhht mods are sleeping

Not in a universe where gunpowder hasn't been invented and metallurgy is stuck in the 16th century.

There's no way they would be able to make bullets for the 21st century guns they have with them.

Tywin didn't build Casterly Rock, and Tyrion created the passage in secrecy.

It wouldn't be too hard to keep a decent stock of ammo and explosives, depending on what sort of specialists they had with them. I'd assume they'd have at least a few engineers, chemists, etc. Seize a city and have blacksmiths and alchemists make bullet casings and cordite. Maintaining and keeping helicopters fueled though for any real significant length of time would be next to impossible.

How would Stephen Segal fair in the GoT universe?

I don't mean any of the characters he portrayed in films, but the man himself.

He would probably start a fight with literally anyone and get murdered within a couple of hours.

IMAGINE being that random slut just trying to break into hollywood and having to be like DAMN STEVEN YOU LOOK GREAT AT 300LBS

i would grab a baratheon by his stupid horned helmet and beat him up lol

keep going mnig

*moooaaarrrrr*

t. Rhaegar

I love this whore

You guys

Based Ros poster

Stannis better appear like that dude with the Ghost army in Lotr

>tfw no ross porn lookalike gf

Do two crosses cancel each other or double the religion?

How much shit could the Lich King with the Scourge fuck up in the GoT universe?

Could they defeat the night king?

Getting thirsty here

And neither will Stannis

Cancel if one is upside down
Double if both upright
Apocalypse if both upside down

Reminder that Asshai isn't real

Westeros isn't real either.

any puss?

He's dead in the show. I am surprised they didn't just depict Brienne slicing his head off because it's so out-of-character for the showrunners to not have something like that.

Who else thinks that Sansa will kill Jon Snow to be the queen in the north?

Literally only Littlefinger

They either did it because he's going to live or they wanted to keep their options open for potentially having him return if they run out of other ideas.

I hope Littlefinger doesnt die, I hope all the leaks are false.

A proper slag

How much shit could a Xenomorph fuck up in the GoT universe?

best girl

i want to fuck that dead whore

he fuck s up in a futuristic scenario with space marines. one soingle one would destroy the whole universe...idk how they would stack up against dragons tho..prolly die

by far

>8 bears
>not 16/16

Link for tonight's show?

I've been hoping for his death since the premiere.

close second, melisandre in her prime

If a facehugger impregnated a dragon, would the resulting xeno breathe fire?

Am I a degenerate if this scene gets me hard, lads?

He needs to die. The writers clearly don't know what to do with him.

it really activates your almonds

If they could do that they could probably get steam powered machine tools online within a reasonable amount of time, from there they could probably start making basic engines and biodiesel for basic jeeps and ships.

sauron vs the nights king one on one

The writers don't know what to do with anyone. It's all a fucking mess.

It would be such a fuck you to danyfags to have baelish on the throne even for a lil bit.

So, what did Gregor do to her? I want details.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFxrzSrVv0I

who the fuck were these faggots at the battle? taryl men?

i want her pusy on my face

Ye

sauron with or without the ring, he's a literal demi-god

Seven hells

there must be more rosfriend
bestow unto us

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>be spearmen
>crest is an archer

they must be having an identity crisis

>he's a literal demi-god

like that gonna help

>be a blond man
>crest is a lion
must have been an identity crisis

>mfw Jon Snow had this naked in front of him and was too stupid to stick it in her ass or pull out

cmon rosfriend, keep pushing. how much has she even got online?

who the fuck buys this shit?

LITTLEFINGER: Maester Samwell, I’m small council
Samwell nods, nervous. Littlefinger hands a sack to the coach driver

DRIVER: He wasn’t alone
Littlefinger, confused, spots the hooded men. He turns to Samwell

LITTLEFINGER: Uhh, you don’t get to bring friends

SAMWELL: (Shaken) They are not my friends

DRIVER: Don’t worry. No charge for them

LITTLEFINGER: Why would I want them?

DRIVER: They were trying to grab your prize (smiles). They work for the pirate.
The crow’s eye
LITTLEFINGER: EURON? (Excited)
The driver nods. Littlefinger turns to the Arryn household guards

LITTLEFINGER: Get ‘em on board, I’ll send a raven

I hope Dany thinks Tyrion is going to betray her and then has him executed. This would likely get all the redditards to stop liking her so much.

Not that much

Part 2
EXT. - DAY, IN THE OCEAN
The ship struggles over rough waters
INT. SHIP DECK - CONTINUOUS
The three hooded men kneel, hands bound. Littlefinger grabs Hooded Man 1
LITTLEFINGER: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
3.
Hooded Man 1 says nothing. Littlefinger retrieves a crossbow
The passanger list I just sent to Dragonstone lists me, my men, and Maester Samwell here, but only one of you
Littlefinger raises the plank. Arryn houshold guards hang Hooded Man 1 overboard. Littlefinger begins to shout over the waves
LITTLEFINGER: FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SHIP
Littlefinger loads the crossbow
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MAESTER SAMWELL?
Nothing. Littlefinger fires into the ocean and Arryn houshold guards yank Hooded Man 1 back on, clubbing him quiet
LITTLEFINGER: HE DIDN’T SWIM SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
The guards grab Hooded Man 2, hang him overboard
LITTLEFINGER: TELL ME ABOUT EURON. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE EYE PATCH?
The prisoner says nothing. Littlefinger presses the crossbow to the man’s hood - he loads the crossbow… nothing
LITTLEFINGER: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SWORD!
THIRD PRISONER (O. S.): Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him off of a ship
Littlefinger turns to the Third Prisoner. He brings the plank back in
LITTLEFINGER: At least you can talk. Who are you?
THIRD PRISONER: It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Littlefinger, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing an eye patch and blue lips. It’s Euron
EURON (AS HIS HOOD IS REMOVED): No one cared who I was until I put on the eye patch