/brit/

football italia edition

imagine having a pretty a face ruined by a mole haha

coffee + wikipedia

coffee is for nonces and mothers

spineless cunt

Toilstein & Toilowitz are still REELING that I got a day off toil

not nice to talk about yourself that way

>le epin pun man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

got depression and anxiety

i've started to dress in all black, lads

...

don't know which is worse

I've started to dress in all red

would dress you in red if you ever so much as glanced at me in real life

Anonymous 1 minute ago No.86314553

*walk along the street*
*see that they've sectioned off the perimeter surrounding the old laxative plant*
*i look to see whats going on*
*my heart starts to pound and i stand there in awe*
*before me i see that they've finally done it, they've brought in the wrecking ball*
*i stare at the wall it's about to break down, before promptly jumping over the fence*
*the wrecking ball starts up swinging side to side like a bobbing buoy only it's gaining momentum*
*my heart is racing now as i see the collision is imminent*
*i jump in front of the wall and unzip my pants to expose my ripe, juicy balls*
*i pirouette perfectly as the ball crushes my testicles*
uUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why the fuck is there 3 different threads
absolute cretins

Chelsea - City on Sunday
If City win they'll be on their way to 100 pts

anyone else hate sweden

eating yogurt with milk

swedish runtoids and their fucking american accents

getting a job, yay or nay?

new thread

new thread

new thread

Wow great only care about Spurs though

ed

>grow up
>obtain british accent because of school and their favouritism with england
>think of it as too posh and being a bellend
>adopt an american accent
>seems forced
>abopt a forced swedish accent that sounds fucked
>all good
:^)

*walk along the street*
*see that they've sectioned off the perimeter surrounding the old laxative plant*
*i look to see whats going on*
*my heart starts to pound and i stand there in awe*
*before me i see that they've finally done it, they've brought in the wrecking ball*
*i stare at the wall it's about to break down, before promptly jumping over the fence*
*the wrecking ball starts up swinging side to side like a bobbing buoy only it's gaining momentum*
*my heart is racing now as i see the collision is imminent*
*i jump in front of the wall and unzip my pants to expose my ripe, juicy balls*
*i pirouette perfectly as the ball crushes my testicles*
uUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

not sure what to think about Scandinavia or the people inhabiting it.

yes hello

>Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:50:31 No.86314594
> (OP)
>Anonymous 1 minute ago No.86314553

>*walk along the street*
>*see that they've sectioned off the perimeter surrounding the old laxative plant*
>*i look to see whats going on*
>*my heart starts to pound and i stand there in awe*
>*before me i see that they've finally done it, they've brought in the wrecking ball*
>*i stare at the wall it's about to break down, before promptly jumping over the fence*
>*the wrecking ball starts up swinging side to side like a bobbing buoy only it's gaining momentum*
>*my heart is racing now as i see the collision is imminent*
>*i jump in front of the wall and unzip my pants to expose my ripe, juicy balls*
>*i pirouette perfectly as the ball crushes my testicles*
>uUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why ar epeople leaving threads so early wtf is wrong with you

55 dead in the snowstorm in ireland
it's like the famines all again

new thread

...

janny is gonna fucking snap

lads

This was the proper thread
We were robbed