How do actors not get a boner when stuff like this happens

How do actors not get a boner when stuff like this happens

you fap beforehand

they do, they use a device called a cloyne to get it to stay put

They are gay

Most male actors in Hollywood are homosexuals.

I would only get a boner if she sat on my face

Imagine the smell

You do sometimes but you are professional about it.

you can get one but as long as its not in the shot she just has to take it

They tape themselves down

I think it was Sean Connery who once said, in a similar situation: "I'm sorry if I do, and I'm sorry if I don't."

Because they're not you user. To a chad faggot movie star even 10/10's are a diamond dozen. Add to the fact that they're on the clock, they've probably been on set for 16 hours, surrounded by 30 people, under hot ass production lights, with a director yelling at you from off camera telling him to look "less like a gay man" while dry humping some bored actress just trying to put off that next escort job as long as possible. His PA/Cocksleve is there staring daggers at his head, he's thinking about if his agent was able to get him an audition for "Days of Our Lives," it's probably either 120 degrees out, or 45, and they're dressed for the weather of the scene, etc. etc..
So in the context of actual production, a film set is the least sexy thing in the universe outside of a super slim margin of people with just the right kind of exhibitionist streak.

Wow you thought about this a lot

only beta actors care

no webm of that ass?

i'm not going to read all of this. what is your fucking problem

most of them are gay or had enough sex with women to not care about another cunt.

>Hop on

massive amounts of cocaine will do wonders

she's a big girl user, she's felt a hard cock before and knows how to stay professional

This.

>Diamond dozen

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Welcome aboard the SS Ruse Cruise user.

>You do it before a date with qt to avoid looking at her tits

Surprisingly it works.

Some do. CGI'd it out

Not really, this shit is pretty much common knowledge.
Even porn stars talk about how unsexy actual shoots are. You're watching a 45 minute scene, but just like television and film that short 45 minute sequence probably took a few hours to shoot (at minimum.)
And when you're actually being intimate with someone, your hormones and sex drive help you ignore a lot of the generally unpleasant shit about the human body. If you're horny enough to kiss someone with morning breath, thats one thing. Now think about laying on top of some chick who had garlic bread and Italian food for lunch at craft service and her face is an inch from yours. Those aren't tears of a tender moment, Garlic Rose's breath is literally melting off your cornea one stank puff at a time, but you're a fucking professional. If you can sit there and watch jamie lee curtis jerk her disgusting body all over the place, you can deal with this.

Imagine that.

it's literally half a fucking second blink and you'll miss it

i think your dick gets used to it

I got a boner now

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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get a load of that brapper

its all water under the fridge friendo

>pre-Madonnas

>That beautiful figure
Damn

she's round, but stumpy and her bulgarian gypsy genes make the chin look revolting

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Glorious to see that not only has someone saved my pasta from years ago, they've added to it

because they're not 30 yo virgin neckbeards. it's called self-control

>Doesn't know about Rickyisms.
Brush up on Trailer Park Boys.
>it's a doggy dog world

tl;dr: usually when you're surrounded by dozens of people watching you, it's hard to get into it.

>dozens of people watching you
>hard to get into it
For you.

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That's a positively ridiculous amount of titty meat.

What the fuck is going on in that webm lel

Based brap poster

One of her vampire powers nah just good shooping skills

There's something called "saltpeter" that stops you from getting hard. I think it's pretty common in the industry

>literally old wives' tale bullshit

Get the fuck out of here.

she's a boob vampire? a boobpire?

just do it, she'll appreciate it

The jews don't want you to see this...

>he's never head of BE
normies leave

>Not watching for the best guy

> immortal unbeatable creature master rooseman
> gets his own show
> is actually fucking shit at everything with anger problems

is the originals any good? I almost got through the original show

It's OK.

OK

I miss this.

Kill your fucking self.

I think youre the one with the problem kid.

It's hot, but you don't actually pop boners if you don't want to after you've been with a woman

Well put.

If you're actually being serious, they tape the mans penis to the inside of his thigh if it's a scene where he might get a boner.

Because most of them aren't still going through puberty, like you.

>not looking at your date's tits with confidence
As long as you're relatively handsome you can get away with it. If she's wearing something that shows off her tits she's expecting people to look at them. Don't be a little bitch.

I miss this show.

Is it actually good? I remember watching a few episodes years ago with my sister, I thought it was garbage at the time

>after puberty your dick stops working

I don't think that's true. On Dinner For Five they were talking about this, boners during sex scenes and stuff, and the actors were saying that in their experience the actresses actually get offended or feel like they aren't sexy enough when the actor doesn't get hard.

>thinks grown men can't focus on anything other than pussy 24/7

One day you might grow up, actually have some self control, and won't be lead around by the dick by any given base bitch anymore the way you are now.

First three seasons are, unironically, kino for a CW show.

not everyone is a hormoneless fag like you that needs Viagra at 25

Generally speaking, people with a regular sex life don't have a boner whenever a woman grazes them with her body.

damn who dat hoe in green baby

Will she ever become an a-list actress?

Before the lore got too convoluted it was pretty good for a cable show, decent drama and intriguing backstories. Plus their powers were considerably better than most other "vampire" shows at the time.

As user said it took a dive after a little while.

Its better than vampure diaries

They nerfed klaus a bit though so be prepared for some asspulls against him

t. virgin

>beta boy still going through puberty talking about shit he knows nothing about

Dime a dozen, user. But good point anyway.

Why are white women so much better looking than black women?

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honestly, the opposite of this is true

It's a meme u dip

they aren't.

True. I pop chubs daily even if I fap once or twice a day (or more).

>3 sentences is too much to read
Grow up

>am nearly 24
>fap more/get hornier than I did ten years ago
It never ends

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its hollywood dude
they dont get hard unless shes five

yall niggas might call me dicky duckshitter, but this is what I call a quality post

>would risk penis amputation

it happens. sometimes they just power through it. other times you just rub one out then and there. there's a funny story about corbin bernsen doing this to the bitch from babylon 5 and wiping his baby batter on her.

can someone post this without... whatever the fuck is going on

everytime

more of this senpai