metrognomes edition
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alri
we're all in this one, i take it?
yeah, this is the one
alri' laddos
alri...
cozy little thread, don’t mind if I take a seat
raspberry is the best fruit
stephen fry is the best fruit
alri
Huge fan of this edition
FOY
watching a lad wank right now
>night shift at petrol station tonight
>like 2 feet deep snow outside
fucks sake
haha
Alan is a Chad
>still snowing on the isles
>sunny and warm in this swamp land
any year 9 man in?
youtube.com
anyone who constantly seeks approval from this sad little general is not a 'chad'
been snowing continuously in my country for like 2 days straight now
What happened to "forms"? Is that the last year before 6th form or the year before that?
here it's been cold and windy but very little precipitation so no snow, only the ground is frozen
6th form is years 12 and 13.
Pipes are frozen, outdoor pipe is burst therefore the water is off and I managed to chip my fucking tooth last night and of course there's no dentists open
Can't even take a shit without having to turn on the water to fill a bucket to bring to fill the toilet up for it to flush
Honestly just wanna kill myself lads
yeah, but I mean, before 6th form, there are
Form 1 to Form 5, which is secondary education...
that sounds rough lad but sorry for laughing
alri
Breaking things off with the gf. Don't ever trust females lads. They are programmed to lie.
woiii
Slimzee and Dizzee Rascal?
the snow won't stop roooo
just slimzee
Year 9 is third form m8
Nobody calls it that though
>tfw no tall pretty slightly flirtatious black female friend
Treat them like the animals they are.
Alright lads I am at my aunt’s house which has internet. Bad news is no internet at my mum’s place for God knows how long.
Just want to go home back to England t b h.
We don't have form 1-5 any more. It's just years until you get to 6th form. Things get broken down into Key Stages in this dumb education system which is total shit until you get to uni.
why the fuck would you rather move to spain mate
surely you knew it would be in the middle of nowhere
It's extremely rough
At least the heat still works and there's food
Honestly the worst thing is the chipped tooth, gonna cost about 100 quid to have it filled or whatever and the edge is quite sharp so it feels different to all other teeth and it's annoying me like mad
alri juan
Consider it character building.
Spain is pretty shit for a brit if you aren't retired. It's pretty shit for spanish people too.
how did you chip it?
Bit my own cock off.
...
>only become motivated late at night
I was given the choice to live with my mum here in Spain or find my own place back in England. I decided Spain because I thought I’d give it a chance and I didn’t know the area and didn’t bother researching it because my mum said it was alright, but I regret it now.
I will likely be coming back to god’s country in may-june
Yeah my mum’s here to retire, I’ll help her get settled then come back home.
Eating a kit kat chunky
Wish I was joking
So be productive during the night.
Is it worth paying camgirls for skype sex?
...
are you NEET? Spent about a year and a half NEET and got into this cycle
>tfw the same
>tfw I use all that night energy to watch anime all night until 7AM instead of going gym/finishing my long overdue uni work
i always am but i'm only awake at night for 5-6 hours as opposed to 10-12 during the day
no i'm a student and i've been like this since probably year 10
literally just jerk off and you will find the idea stupid immediately after cumming and be glad you didn't waste money
You'll feel guilty when you cum. Only time I feel fulfilled after sex that is paid for is when I cum in the whore's mouth
>instead of finishing my long overdue uni work
don't fuck around with your life lad
you haven't got enough time in your life to waste it all like this
*sharts*
roaring
a good story to tell your kids mate
Can you imagine being a reddit shill?
Must be a nice job. Shitposting on the internet all day and getting paid for it.
I'm a plumber what about you?
nowt wrong with reddit
How many of these ladies would be permittedd in the ethnostate?
>uni talk in /brit/
Christ what year is it lads
That's like 2014 tier
>I'm a plumber
same la' - did you study engineering aswell?
yeah, I'm just saying, would be cosy to have such a job
Help
I have a burst pipe and duct tape didn't work to fix it
Wat do
Who were the first people to inhabit Scotland?
The unis that actually take you far in life
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Imperial College London
>University College London
>London School of Economics and Political Science
The unis that are still very good though obviously not top tier
>St Andrew's
>Durham
>Edinburgh
>King's College London
>Warwick
Decent unis, all things considered
>Mancester
>Lancaster
>Bristol
>Bath
>Loughborough
>Sheffield
>York
>Royal Holloway, University of London
>Exeter
>Leeds
>Queen Mary University of London
>Queen’s University Belfast
ok, depending on the subject
>Liverpool
>Glasgow
>Cardiff
>Nottingham
>Southampton
>Birmingham
>Sussex
>Newcastle
>East Anglia
>Reading
>Kent
>Essex
>Stirling
>Aberdeen
meme unis, you've been conned out of your money
>Everything else in the UK
Who's she?
Is Brian Blessed a druggie?
...
absolutely howling at this guy in Spain, how pathetic can you get?
Only the girl in grey
me in the bottom
No I took an apprenticeship
mentioned
i went to the open university
i'd consider St Andrew's as top tier 2bh
>York
real new
real new
lucky
>UCL better than Durham and St Andrews
You thick ex-poly cunt.
Bang it with a hammer lad
But 2nd from left is best
Who were the first people to inhabit Scotland.?
Jokes on you
I'm a Cambridge grad and I still post on Sup Forums, clearly haven't got far enough
i love sue
can't believe people still fall for the uni meme in 2018
just learn a trade lol
grew up on a council estate so as long as i'm earning more than £20k i'll be happy lol
mentioned at the bottom wahey
>not even an edition
>Praising Islam
based
its not that hard to get an apprenticeship here, they're almost as popular as college
Can you draw?
It's a cycle la, the old farts have moved on leaving it for runts to pick it up again, anew
@irishman from the previous thread
what do you do?
apprenticeships are for people too thick for uni
nigs and jews
The history of Scotland is known to have begun by the end of the last glacial period (in the paleolithic), roughly 10,000 years ago. Prehistoric Scotland entered the Neolithic Era about 4000 BC, the Bronze Age about 2000 BC, and the Iron Age around 700 BC. Scotland's recorded history began with the arrival of the Roman Empire in the 1st century, when the province of Britannia reached as far north as the line between the firths of Clyde to the Forth. North of this was Caledonia, whose people were known in Latin as "Picti", "the painted ones". Constant uprisings forced Rome's legions back: Hadrian's Wall attempted to seal off the Roman south and the Antonine Wall attempted to move the Roman border north. The latter was swiftly abandoned and the former overrun, most spectacularly during the Great Conspiracy of the 360s. As Rome finally withdrew from Britain, Gaelic raiders called the Scoti began colonizing Western Scotland and Wales.