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metrognomes edition

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alri

we're all in this one, i take it?

yeah, this is the one

alri' laddos

alri...

cozy little thread, don’t mind if I take a seat

raspberry is the best fruit

stephen fry is the best fruit

alri

Huge fan of this edition

FOY

watching a lad wank right now

>night shift at petrol station tonight
>like 2 feet deep snow outside

fucks sake

haha

Alan is a Chad

>still snowing on the isles
>sunny and warm in this swamp land

any year 9 man in?
youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q

anyone who constantly seeks approval from this sad little general is not a 'chad'

been snowing continuously in my country for like 2 days straight now

What happened to "forms"? Is that the last year before 6th form or the year before that?

here it's been cold and windy but very little precipitation so no snow, only the ground is frozen

6th form is years 12 and 13.

Pipes are frozen, outdoor pipe is burst therefore the water is off and I managed to chip my fucking tooth last night and of course there's no dentists open

Can't even take a shit without having to turn on the water to fill a bucket to bring to fill the toilet up for it to flush

Honestly just wanna kill myself lads

yeah, but I mean, before 6th form, there are

Form 1 to Form 5, which is secondary education...

that sounds rough lad but sorry for laughing

alri

Breaking things off with the gf. Don't ever trust females lads. They are programmed to lie.

woiii

Slimzee and Dizzee Rascal?

the snow won't stop roooo

just slimzee

Year 9 is third form m8

Nobody calls it that though

>tfw no tall pretty slightly flirtatious black female friend

Treat them like the animals they are.

Alright lads I am at my aunt’s house which has internet. Bad news is no internet at my mum’s place for God knows how long.
Just want to go home back to England t b h.

We don't have form 1-5 any more. It's just years until you get to 6th form. Things get broken down into Key Stages in this dumb education system which is total shit until you get to uni.

why the fuck would you rather move to spain mate
surely you knew it would be in the middle of nowhere

It's extremely rough

At least the heat still works and there's food

Honestly the worst thing is the chipped tooth, gonna cost about 100 quid to have it filled or whatever and the edge is quite sharp so it feels different to all other teeth and it's annoying me like mad

alri juan

Consider it character building.

Spain is pretty shit for a brit if you aren't retired. It's pretty shit for spanish people too.

how did you chip it?

Bit my own cock off.

...

>only become motivated late at night

I was given the choice to live with my mum here in Spain or find my own place back in England. I decided Spain because I thought I’d give it a chance and I didn’t know the area and didn’t bother researching it because my mum said it was alright, but I regret it now.
I will likely be coming back to god’s country in may-june

Yeah my mum’s here to retire, I’ll help her get settled then come back home.

Eating a kit kat chunky

Wish I was joking

So be productive during the night.

Is it worth paying camgirls for skype sex?

...

are you NEET? Spent about a year and a half NEET and got into this cycle

>tfw the same
>tfw I use all that night energy to watch anime all night until 7AM instead of going gym/finishing my long overdue uni work

i always am but i'm only awake at night for 5-6 hours as opposed to 10-12 during the day
no i'm a student and i've been like this since probably year 10

literally just jerk off and you will find the idea stupid immediately after cumming and be glad you didn't waste money

You'll feel guilty when you cum. Only time I feel fulfilled after sex that is paid for is when I cum in the whore's mouth

>instead of finishing my long overdue uni work
don't fuck around with your life lad
you haven't got enough time in your life to waste it all like this

*sharts*

roaring
a good story to tell your kids mate

Can you imagine being a reddit shill?

Must be a nice job. Shitposting on the internet all day and getting paid for it.

I'm a plumber what about you?

nowt wrong with reddit

How many of these ladies would be permittedd in the ethnostate?

>uni talk in /brit/

Christ what year is it lads

That's like 2014 tier

>I'm a plumber

same la' - did you study engineering aswell?

yeah, I'm just saying, would be cosy to have such a job

Help

I have a burst pipe and duct tape didn't work to fix it

Wat do

Who were the first people to inhabit Scotland?

The unis that actually take you far in life
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Imperial College London
>University College London
>London School of Economics and Political Science

The unis that are still very good though obviously not top tier
>St Andrew's
>Durham
>Edinburgh
>King's College London
>Warwick

Decent unis, all things considered
>Mancester
>Lancaster
>Bristol
>Bath
>Loughborough
>Sheffield
>York
>Royal Holloway, University of London
>Exeter
>Leeds
>Queen Mary University of London
>Queen’s University Belfast

ok, depending on the subject
>Liverpool
>Glasgow
>Cardiff
>Nottingham
>Southampton
>Birmingham
>Sussex
>Newcastle
>East Anglia
>Reading
>Kent
>Essex
>Stirling
>Aberdeen

meme unis, you've been conned out of your money
>Everything else in the UK

Who's she?

Is Brian Blessed a druggie?

...

absolutely howling at this guy in Spain, how pathetic can you get?

Only the girl in grey

me in the bottom

No I took an apprenticeship

mentioned

i went to the open university

i'd consider St Andrew's as top tier 2bh

>York

real new
real new

lucky

>UCL better than Durham and St Andrews

You thick ex-poly cunt.

Bang it with a hammer lad

But 2nd from left is best

Who were the first people to inhabit Scotland.?

Jokes on you

I'm a Cambridge grad and I still post on Sup Forums, clearly haven't got far enough

i love sue

can't believe people still fall for the uni meme in 2018
just learn a trade lol

grew up on a council estate so as long as i'm earning more than £20k i'll be happy lol

mentioned at the bottom wahey

>not even an edition

>Praising Islam

based

its not that hard to get an apprenticeship here, they're almost as popular as college

Can you draw?

It's a cycle la, the old farts have moved on leaving it for runts to pick it up again, anew

@irishman from the previous thread
what do you do?

apprenticeships are for people too thick for uni

nigs and jews

The history of Scotland is known to have begun by the end of the last glacial period (in the paleolithic), roughly 10,000 years ago. Prehistoric Scotland entered the Neolithic Era about 4000 BC, the Bronze Age about 2000 BC, and the Iron Age around 700 BC. Scotland's recorded history began with the arrival of the Roman Empire in the 1st century, when the province of Britannia reached as far north as the line between the firths of Clyde to the Forth. North of this was Caledonia, whose people were known in Latin as "Picti", "the painted ones". Constant uprisings forced Rome's legions back: Hadrian's Wall attempted to seal off the Roman south and the Antonine Wall attempted to move the Roman border north. The latter was swiftly abandoned and the former overrun, most spectacularly during the Great Conspiracy of the 360s. As Rome finally withdrew from Britain, Gaelic raiders called the Scoti began colonizing Western Scotland and Wales.