What would be the happiest possible ending?

What would be the happiest possible ending?

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Jon becomes the Lich King

>tfw mom and sister are obsessed with this fucking normie trash
>watch it all the time and cheer on the blonde dragon lady
>i found out she got raped in one of the first episodes of the series
>thought that was very funny
>for my sisters birthday last month wanted to buy her a joke gift
>film a video (as a joke) of me 'raping' the blonde dragon lady (which is a pillow with a paper cut out face)
>have a fake tattoo drawn in ink like the tattoo of the Samoan man from the show
>not as bad as it sounds, my dick wasn't visible, it was just a joke to show how much I know about her hobbies
>she gets disgusted
>mother kicks me out of the house for 2 weeks I spend homeless
>now they barely talk to me
>sister locks her door at night

theon dying

GRRM dies and D&D are gassed.

Apocalyptic end battle.
Everyone dies or is destroyed.
Everyone except Cersei and Jaime.

The night king breaches the wall, every house is united against the common threat, and everyone agrees to let Danny take the throne for her contribution of 3 weapons of mass destruction and a mountain of white walker killing weapons.

But there's no way that would happen.

Tell them you're sorry.

Imagine being this autistic.

Night king wins.
Put the living out of their misery.

How is that a joke?

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A joke might have been for example pointing out that danaerys is a product of incest (her mum and dad are brother and sister), thats not a joke.

Danny killed and revived as lich bitch, jon runs innawoods or ocean to escape the dead.

The dead obviously win.

Oh and theon saves a stark to "redeem" himself before death

Dany dies
Jon stays as King in the North
Tyrion rules the south

That redhead girl takes her top off.

Jaime becomes king after strangling Cersei

Littlefinger gets all the pussies

Karl Tanner returns from the grave and rules the North as the Night King

>Jon dies
>Sansa dies
>Arya dies
>Cersei dies
>Dany falls off her dumb dragon and into puddle of mud and drowns and gets forever remembered as The Dumb Mud Cunt
>Littlefinger takes the throne and immediately abdicates and declares a republic, calling an election for President
>However Davos wins the subsequent election and enacts a glorious People's Republic of Westeros.

Imagine being even ironically this edgy and autistic enough to think people would find this funny

Gonna need you to post that vid m8

>fat junior librarian guy invents the car
>dragon fucks the car

Post the fucking video, stupid autist.

The evil queen (I think her name is Serzee or something?) gets killed by Queen D's Dragons.

Jon Snow dies a heroic death against the ice Zombies and then Queen D's dragons come and save the Day!! Sansa gets to rule the north with the little badass assassin sister as her advisor lol.

After seeing Queen D's dragons kill the ice Zombies, everyone else in the show accepts Queen D on the throne cause she's the best and super nice and badass at the same time lol.

The little Dwarf man and the Bald virgin get exiled though because they're ugly and had useless plans.

The evil queen's brother asks for forgiveness and gets sent to the wall because he's kinda hot like Jon Snow was.

Finally, Jorah and Queen D's hot loverboy from the East get reunited with her in King's Landing. Jorah admits that he was being creepy in the past w/ Queen D and says he will serve her platonically as a friend for the rest of his life and Queen D gets to rule happily ever after w/ the hot guy from the East.

> Danny dies in some dumb way, subverting the mary sue trope she has going on.
> Bran is actually the Night King
> Arya tries to use her ninja shit on The mountain and gets cut in half and raped.
> Jon just decides to go back North and proceeds to govern uneventfully.
> The wall stands and the army of the dead never make it past.

>cut in half and raped
Yes, in that order please.

>Arya killa Sansa, revealed to be the waif
>Daenarys becomes mad, is persuaded by Daario to take kingslanding
>somehow the city surrenders, kills cersei's child
>Jon and friends are battling the white walkers
>get surrounded
>get saved by a stranger with a firey sword
>lightbringer
>it's stannis
>they all have to retreat south
>the whitewalkers are steamrolling the north
>the lannisters retreat south
>they wreck shit for the targs with the golden company
>dany wrecks the white walkers shit for Jon
>Dany gets killed persuaded to attack stannis by littlefinger
>Massive cinematic battle between stannis and dany
>Dany dies, Drogon dies, Stannis dies of wounds
>names Jon Snow his successor
>Jon fights the lannisters
>wins
>Jaime revealed to be azor ahai
>Jon lets him live, they march north to face the white walkers
>guy from the brotherhood without banners joins them, the best man they've got
>Massive battle against the white walkers
>Jaime and Brotherhood guy killed heroically, Jon fatally wounded
>white walker king slain
>Bran is the only líving stark left
>Bran confronts littlefinger
>tries to kill him but littlefinger is now a big guy
>Bran either dies or joins the nights watch in exile, becomes the next maester
>littlefinger rules on the iron throne

Screencap this

I know you're trolling but still... kys

this

Jaime saving Westros from the Muslim horde and killing Danny.
>youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc
Jaime is /ourguy/

>King azor Jaime
>Jaime kills Tyrion for being an unloyal piece of shit

That's all I need to be happy.

>dany dies
>cersai dies
>jon finally gets to have a nice day to him self

Best ending

Post video or it didn't happen

Anything that has Daenerys and Cersei dying.

>Daenerys, I am no longer Brandon Stark, I am the 3-eyed raven in the shape of Bran
>when we created the White Walkers, we tasked them with protecting us from the Humans
>however, we have lost control over them
>they have decided to destroy all of civilization, regressing it to the stone age, whenever they reach a certain developmental stage
>we are the second such cycle
>now that you have forged the crucib- ... Lightbringer, it is your task to "break the wheel" and choose a solution
>Merge with the Night King and control him to rule the world justly and absolutely
>Destroy all undead, including your nephew-husband Jon
>Merge ice and fire, death and undeath to create a new immortal lifeform.. a...synthesis...if you will
BRAVO

God girls can never take a joke. Post that vid fgt

Danny becomes queen, they fight the nightwalkers back.

Then they have to kill all the niggers they brought over, in the process the dragons die. Danny dies and they resurrect Ned and he becomes king as the lord intended it. Then everything goes back exactly as it was at the beginning.

shut up or post that video you gigaautist

ISIS comes and kills everybody. Final shot is ISIS fighter standing on top a dead pile of Starks, Targaryens, and Lannisters removing his ski mask and being like "WTF, niggas didn't even have guns"

uh... thats not funny. less offensive, but not funny.

White walkers win

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>white walkers invade past the wall
>everyone unites behind Danny
>hard fought battle, all the men die
>Danny barely escapes after the last of her dragons uses his last bit of life to kill the night king
>she approaches the iron throne
>turns to sit on it
>Stannis pops out and stabs her through her back and takes his rightful place
>end credits roll

Everyone dies except Sam and his wildling qt

only Sup Forums is retard enough to believe this

>kills cersei's child
>??????????????

>this is how normies actually think

I would unironically love to see this

Jorah pleads his love for Dany and asks her to marry him. She says no. Jorah says ok but can I at least touch your boob. She whips out her right boob and he touches it. Final shot: Jorah returns to Bear Island and lives out the rest of his days in content.

>Dumb Mud Cunt

>Dany finds true love
>disregards the throne
>goes home to her house with the red door in Pentos

that its all a dream by bran.

it's not a funny enough anecdote to be fake, and it doesn't really mean anything if he doesn't prove authenticity or not. people here are just bored and looking for any excuse to post, you arrogant fucking toad

This is wish-fulfillment at its most brilliant, genuinely impressed user

But seconding the confusion over You mean like Robb's wife? Nah, repetition doesn't land

>cersei rips daenerys' head off with her bare hands
>arya gets mountained
>Tyrion exiled to essos
>cersei abdicates throne to jaime
>john defeats the nk but basically gets no reward or recognition

Bran awakes all swaddled up in his bed, surrounded by his family. He fell while climbing the old watchtower and hit his head, but it seems he will be fine. His mother makes him promise he won't go on any more irresponsible adventures. His father tussles his hair and tells him they'll work on archery again when he's fully recovered. The king is there, he's brought his entire family. They all have an enjoyable weekend together. The king's youngest daughter talks to Bran all throughout the royal family's stay. She is very nice.

GRRM dies before finishing and the show gets cancelled.

Jesus Christ, you fucking newfags

I hope it's this one

all the pretty white GoT girls get gang raped by Essos savages. I'm diamonds thinking about it, imagine Cersei being passed around like a ragdoll....


t. Jaime

Jon fucking rickon

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If Dany wins I'm going to be so fucking annoyed.

The happiest ending would be a cliffhanger.

It be too dark tower.. but that would be a super comfy ending

you mean Dickon

What are the realistic chances of Dany dying next season
Like Jon being azor ahai and needing to kill her or some shit

The White Walkers straight up winning.

My theory since the start is as follows
>Jon is a targ, son of Ned's sister and Dany's brother.
>Jon is Azor returned.
>Jon with Dany defeats the white walkers.
>All the kingdom squabbles works out and Dany is declared Queen.
>Tyrion is hand of the King and Lord of Casterly Rock (Jamie is still alive and kinguards).
>Jon marries her and they produce an heir to both the North and South.
>Jon does not want to be in the lime light and fucks off to the Night's Watch and lives out his days as Lord Commander.
>Dany is a just ruler and does not care about Jon fucking off since she did not love him
>She rules until her end days fucking her lover either Dario or Jorah.

I can't see Jon ruling or him loving Dany.

White Walkers win
Everyone dies

It was all a dream.

>Night King wins
>Everyone runs away across the narrow sea led by Jamie

>Jon climbs mount doom with Samwise Tarley he is about to throw the night king into the lava of mount doom
>But them Jon decides no, he wants to keep the night king for himself to give him power
>Bran wargs into Jaime and jumps onto the back of Jon and bites his hand dropping the nights king, realizing that Bran was in fact the night king and wants the power for himself
>The two fight and warged Jaime falls of the edge holding the night king destroying them both.
>Jon walks out of mount doom and collapses
>Kelly C fly over riding Drogon, and picks up Jon in its talons
>Next scene has Jon waking up in bed there is loads of bloom and the stark theme plays
>Eddard stalk walks into the room with white hair, this is a shock as he Jon last saw him falling of the bridge in the mines of kings landing
>The rest of the cast walk in and Jon starts laughing with everyone in slow motion.

I want this filmed for keks

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Ned on the chopping block.

"This truly was a game of thrones...."

CHOP.

Roll credits, never make another episode again.