Americans

>Americans

Amerisharts have the minds of children, desu

yea, murican one 100% cooler
yuro 100% gayer

this

t.ameriturd

Is left really the American poster?
It has an Aussie rating logo so I think it's the Aussie poster.

>didn't watch the superior version

That's not an American G rating, solid b8 thread.

this. i bet it is either canadian or australian

It's Australian, Canadian rating logos only appear on the back, just like American rating logos, and they have a leaf on the logo.

>both in english
dat lingua franca

The Yuro version looks gay. At least the American one looks fun

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Is this birdkino?

he fucks the bird in the euro version?

>It's a Europeans try to make a shallow flick appear needlessly omgsodeep and are proud of it episode

The yuroboo poster is a metaphor for the current social experiment in Yurop, interspecies breeding, the animal in the Yuropeon continent is the turkroach and the African ape

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fucking this

?????

Wow... took me about 10 seconds to realize what this was.

>right: the virgin parrot
>left: the chad macaw

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The one on the left is pure KINOG

JEWS

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REGULAR AMERICANS

I've never seen this film, but left looks like a more accurate depiction of a movie where John Goodman plays a parrot.

>Nausicaa on the kitchen
>God Warrior being a badass surfing the giant bug
U S A U S A U S A

>Clapmerishootfats will NEVER have free healthcare

That's a really cool poster though. You guys don't care when all those dumb Polish posters don't accurately depict a film.

lol

If they were both accurate advertisements, the movie on the left would be the better one in every way.

Left: cool ass bird with fucking glasses, looks like a bro
Right: Some pretentious fetish film about a guy in love with a bird

>not mentioning the mecha warlock shooting lasers

are birds shit tier pets?
it seems like only reptiles and dogs are worse than birds

cats are the only good pets...

right's pretty kitsch if it's real

Parrots live for fucking ages too, you're stuck with it if you get one

>he doesn't want to see the romance between a bird and a human

I can't imagine being this obsessed with a foreign nation.

America/Eastern Europe.

this is your country on communism

>the real Macaw
>not Paulie/ Mouse Hunt combo pack

Never knew Sup Forums was this pleb.

>something that climbs wherever the fuck it wants, will lay in it's own shit and piss, tear your curtains and couch whether you 'train' it not to do that shit or not and basically just do whatever the fuck it wants to is the only good pet
Fuck cats. At least dogs can be trained and will listen. Cats are only good for hunting mice/rats and the lazy ones aren't even good for that. Who wants something that'll lay in piss and shit then crawl in your face or put it's ass in your face? I mean besides the forever alone people.

In Europe Ghostbusters is an experimental movie about a group of people who catch ghost while they use LSD

Is this a joke?

>lay in it's own piss and shit
Nigga what, cats are clean as fuck

>Some literal who is billed as "starring" on the yurocuck version
>not even mentioned on the Ameribro version

Hmmmm...

>Mouse Hunt
I remember that scene where he grabs the lady's boobs, gave me one of my first prepubescent boners. Underrated movie.

spbp

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>The Yuro version looks gay. At least the American one looks fun
Both look horrible.

europoors btfo

>Eurostanis need the implication of bestiality
>Free American Heroes need only a bird and a fun time

goes great with pic related

>TWICE THE FUN!

That one pizza is enough for an entire day's worth of calories. The cookies themselves another day's worth of calories.

And Americans eat them both AT ONCE???

I like kittens. Such qts, but I'll usually pal up with a friends full grown mongrel when visiting. That's enough though, I was raised to not allow cats in the house, mainly because of a litter box.

Even some of the most attentive owners I met let a box slide and it's stink that I cannot abide.

What? I don't even call that lunch. First of all there's no 2-liters and everyone knows pizza doesn't count as a full course meal unless it comes with at least 2-liter soda.

Yes, this is our lunch.
Usually dinner is much bigger, but we add a few pounds of butter on top of the cookies, then deep fry some bacon and slap that on top too.

t. Someone who was beat up by their aunts cat as a child

I'm genuinely upset.

Says the user posting in a weaboo site.

That's now how the American ratings look you dumb fucking shit

REGION 4 PAL

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see america has this

This.

20% cooler.

American one looks objectively better.
t. European.

keep telling yourself nothing about this place has changed

>the real Macaw
>the real McCOY

I just got it

Where's the fuCKING BLACK GHOSTBUSTER???

>Yuropoors can't even afford food and are still obese
>post obsessively about American food

>mfw an Amerifat was fat and stupid near me

>It's real
What the fuck.