Got bullshit

>wearing 100lb of armor
>one handed
>shown sinking in atleast 20 feet deep water
>the spot he sinks at is about the size of drogon (non wing length) so maybe 16 feet wide river
>surrounded by dothraki and a dragon who know he's there
>still gets saved by bronn who is also wearing full leather gear
>somehow ends up 5 miles away at a completely different looking spot.

DnD EVERYBODY! GREAT FUCKING WRITING! GRRM TOTALLY DIDN'T START THIS SERIES TO DO AWAY WITH EX MACHINA BULLSHIT HE SO LOATHES.

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the show sucks, it's sucked for years, and yet you continue to watch

whose the real idiot?

It has never made sense, how is Daenery's dragon supposed to die and come back dead? Fire would burn a icy dragon lmao

>100Ibs of Armour.

What kind of armour weighs 100Ibs?

Full Plate harness historically weighed less than half that and Jaimie's suit isn't even that extensive.

he meant the pricetag idiot

valyrian steel armour

You for missing out gay boy

How did he get all the way over to another side of the river? And why weren't people there?

And why did the river suddenly appear?

Didn't someone post a video earlier of some neckbeard swimming in plate armour and all the padding and shit?

A physically fit person would have little trouble with it I think

At first I thought maybe Daenys didn't see them jump of and assumed they were burnt to a ashes. But then Tyrion says "I'm meeting Jaime" like nothing fucking happened. If they saw him in the water, why didn't they capture him? Why didn't Tyrion assume Jaime was fucking dead by either the fire or the river? Why wasn't Dany surprised when Tyrion mentioned Jaime?
Why the fuck did everyone act normally while talking about Jaime, as if he wasn`t in the fucking bloodbath they just did??

It would make more sense for them to have captured him, then freed him to tell Cersei a message and show that they're serious about making peace for now.

this. I did swim practice in shoes, sweatshirt, and sweatpants and it was hard as fuck. them not drowning in BS

>>wearing 100lb of armor
Are you fucking retarded?

normies fuck out. this is fantasy. you have to bridge the logical gaps that aren't shown on tv, almost like reading a book. if you dont like it you could just stick to watching Ballers

hehe

>i dont know what fantasy verisimilitude is

Very nice.

They just walked out of the water

Lol that would have I can't believe how shit the writing is

Honestly the worst thing about this show is that normies praise it no matter how ridiculously stupid it gets.

>wearing 100lb of armor
lmao

If Davos wanted gendry to be on the sly wtf did he introduce him to Jin snow for?

what the fuck is an underwater current?

got has reached skyrim levels in bullshit
unfortunately because I've watched the first 4 seasons my brain makes me continue this series

Its the new LOST

So you have to resort to using made up words for your argument?

it was a river and a strong current took him far away

Dany probably didnt even recognize him and still had a dragon to tend to, why would she go out of her way to make sure he died?

They actually proved that you can swim in armor on MythBusters

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>wearing 100lb of armor
Plate armor is not that heavy, especially since he was lacking a helmet. That set probably weighed less than 50 lbs.
>one handed
Doesn't really prevent you from floating. It'll make it difficult to swim, but you can still float your body.
>surrounded by dothraki and a dragon who know he's there
>somehow ends up 5 miles away at a completely different looking spot.
It's a river. Rivers have moving water.

And you criticize and nitpick regardless of whether or not a scene actually has any problems. You're far worse.

still you, i'm afraid

>whose the real idiot?
>whose

The show is dogshit, but this is honestly nitpicking. Underwater currents are strong as fuck.

you, for being life of these threads