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I want to drink Emilia Clarke's warm sweet pussy juices and make sweet tender love to her by a fireplace.

I'm black so maybe she'll give me a chance.

She's a goddess that needs to be worshipped

>Dickon

Cercei is definitely not pregnant, right?

this show is dumb

7 KNIGHTS FOR 7 GODS

Is Jon older than his Aunt? Who is taking advantage of whom here?

More like Dickburnt

I call upon the webm gods to make one of this scene

Bran will save this show from a boring cliche ending

You'll all be praising him by the end

>ready user?

Why didn't Jorah prove he was cured?

Place your bets did the Burlingtonfags cheer for Dany when she burned the Tarlys alive?

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Quburn is being a naughty boy.

Too many sideways looks tonight.

>muh right

>tfw I'd never be able to take her seriously as a GF because her career is acting but she can't fucking act

she'll never have another kid, per her prophecy.

>she leans back.
>squirts pee into the fire.
>smoke fills the room
>alarms go off and police are summoned

Why is he playing so hard to get?

they didn't fuck reeeeeeeeeee

First for how has a master ruser like CIA allowed himself to end up in such an untenable shitty situation

Granted he probably didn't expect Bran to turn into an autistic seer or Arya to return as an equally autistic assassin

I like the action scenes and the dragons

>People actually think Bran isn't the deadliest motherfucker in the Seven Kingdoms right now

Seriously, all you idiots asking why Littlefinger doesn't just push him down the stairs or something seem to forget the fact that Bran can fucking fry his brains or bodyjack him if he wanted to and knows exactly what he's up to at all times.

Clairvoyance is probably one of the most broken abilities you can have in a fantasy setting.

Sweet scent

Because he don't want to fuck his aunt. That's disgusting.

I'll say not.

Not even they could with Le ebin little man stood next to her telling her not to.

>43% voted 1
based /got/

I agree, bran is the only character worth anything left

I like the part with the sword!

>eastwatch party made up entirely of /ourguys/
>gendry's banter and likeness to based robert
>dialogue better than previous eps
there were still some shit parts, but it was good

also posting the theme for the eastwatch lads
youtube.com/watch?v=HqtTPxWzjk4

>Jon Snow
>Black Hair Blue Eyes
>A Targaryen

People actually believe this shit still

Jorah's gonna die right? No way a man can live to be cucked this many times.

Seeing Jon, The Hound, Gendry, Jorah, Beric, Thoros and Tormund are going to raid beyond the wall together got me hyped as fuck!

I'm glad I never read any of the spoilers

"im not here to murder people but if you dont bend that fuckin knee my dragon is gonna burn you alive"
ok dany

and that jon x dany x drogon scene was awkward as fuck, they should have put it later in the episode or have some kind of lead up to it or SOMETHING

CHAOSH

he's going to warg into one of the dragons and kill the night king

Times have changed my friend. It's not DnD's fuckery, it's their natural freedom from GRRM's utter slog of an unfinished book series, since everything past ASoS is unfinished foreshadowing drivel. They cut to the chase. two hours of people worrying about it are not necessary, especially when Jon liberated the North from tyranny by force.

Is next week's episode gonna be 70 minute /ladsweekendaway/?

>Seriously, all you idiots asking why Littlefinger doesn't just push him down the stairs
Littlefinger doesn't know that he can possess people, idiot.

Imagine the smell
Hot

>no rogues
>their mage's only spell is revive

they should have kept Miley Sanders on retainer, she probably has more MP than Thoros

What about episode 4?

Yes. I think episode 7 should also be 70-80 minutes

jon>arya>bran

>cracking open some cold ones with the boys

hopefully

Thoros dies next episode

>yfw the Tarly patriarchy got BTFO

>Wildfire is called dragonpiss in the books

>it was good

Gendry and Jon being instant bros like Robert and Ned made me fucking grin

>gendry grabs the hammer

Fucking this

Was a filler episode but it gets massive points for hype generation

I voted 1 too. I'm not a child that would rate a shit episode good just because a dragon showed up in the last 10 minutes, after 50 minutes of utter shit and anime fights.

Good fuck that idiot.

If everyone in that party died except the Hound I'd be perfectly happy with it.

>Hi I have no idea how genetics work

Jon is about a month or two older than Dany

Nope, he can't be killed. He survives everything

what a great episode

probs top 10 episodes of all time that

Bran is the UltraAlpha, niggers better respect

Wet

mages don't do well north of the wall, don't you remember the Three Eyed Raven?

>Tyrion actually sounded like a normal person in the episode with decent dialogue not just composed of le witty quips

Who the fuck wrote this episode? Did D&D actually try for this one?

>Rhaegar and Lyanna were married

That makes Jon an actual Targaryen, right?

Why the fuck is she even able to pick locks. It's not like she would ever have been taught that.

they weren't instant bros? Jon got angry at the manlet comment.

Remove your headcanon user.

no

It's hard to quip when you realize you're supporting Mad King 2.0

>no rogue
>no wizard
>cleric is a one-trick pony
J U S T

THE SEED IS STRONG

who the fuck is danys mom again

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Yes. And gives him stronger claims to the throne than Dany too.

Is this to be your shield, Lord Baelish? A piece of paper?

>Bran is no longer a qt shota

Fuck this shit

hard to make epic quips when you could be burned alive if you piss off your king

Does anyone care about that Tyrion/Varys scene or do we all agree it was the only thing we didn't care about this episode?

Why not?

It also makes him the rightful heir to the Targaryen crown over Daenarys

>Hi, I disregard establishes narrative rules of the franchise i like

Hair and eye color play a pretty big role in this series, that's Ned's bastard

Starks aren't inbred niggers like Targaryens.

So he met his grandpa at the wall

How hard was Dany eye-fucking Jon this episode lads?

EASY YES

I'm convinced littlefinger is convinced he has the upper hand here. He's wrong. Arya wanted him to see her. Sansa knows he is talking to Royce and Umber (implying either of those men like LF and just tolerate him).

Nah he's fucked.

His mortal clairvoyance-fu is no match for the Old Gods.

He's still a bastard, obviously.

>I swore myself to her and all I got was a disease
>I cured myself, came back to her and all I got was a hug
>I offered myself to die for her and she was more worried for someone else
>I only wanted to say goodbye to her and all she told me was to get used to it.
>I looked back and she didn't even bother to acknowledge my presence
>Now I'm fucking freezing, sorrounded by plenty of people who hate me and the guy who she couldn't stop looking at when leaving.

He knows she's mental.

He's taken Barristan's role in the story

Anyone got a working stream? I missed it.

Ambrose.

Jaime, Bran, and the Hound are the only parts of this show I am invested in anymore.

We already discussed it a week ago, that scene was part of the preview last week.

make fun of him one more time and he'll kill you before you're even born

Yeah, his meeting with Jamie is the best acting we've gotten from him in a long time.

feel bad for you
your minds are poisoned and you cannot see

Because that's what works

Look at Jorah, he'd eat Dany's shit if she asked him to and she friendzoned him, while Jon straight up told her fuck no when she tried commanding him to stay

>giving a shit about her acting skill when she makes shitloads of money doing it

I wouldn't care if the girl I was dating was the shittiest person in the world at her job, if she was still bringing in millions of dollars being the shittiest person at her job.

super fucking hard. when it was suggested Jon go with Jorah to the wall, the look on Dany's face said it all.

not hard enough