What does Sup Forums think of American banter?

What does Sup Forums think of American banter?

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nytimes.com/2003/03/11/world/threats-and-responses-discord-france-to-veto-resolution-on-iraq-war-chirac-says.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-French_sentiment_in_the_United_States#21st_century
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/08/31/cover-of-frances-charlie-hebdo-suggests-hurricane-harvey-victims-are-neo-nazis/
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For some reason, I think the guy who made this menu was shot, shortly afterwards

>$27.95
I'm more upset about the price

Damn you beat me to it.

in my language we call that hurt dans le butt

Embarassing desu

I'd have loved to pay for that menu with a condescending look

It was a phase

the funny thing is that the guy who wrote this insults more akin to the way I've seen French people insult one another rather than how an American would. Superfluous and pretentious

We're actually very direct in our insults. That's why so many tourists come crying to review sites that we're rude.

we have several phases like that, de gaulle was certainly his own idiotic phase

All those things listed is why I love french people.
They're not playing fake because nobody likes that .

I've found that French jokes are usually long winded, and you aren't that different from Germans

The french surrender monkey meme is so pathetic.

Like, look at the american military history. Yeah, they are top dog right now but it's actually pathetic.

95% of rounding up savage natives.

One "war" against the spanish when they dealt with a massive civil war and couldn't be arsed with a trans-atlantic war.

The rest is essentially fighting against poor as fuck vietnamese, muslims and cowardly toppling south-armerican governments.

Pic related. This is unironically how american dress in school.

Another yank who thinks a welfare state = socialism

>French jokes are usually long winded
Here's one of our more popular jokes that we usually tell each other when shitfaced:
>A man enters a cafe and, plonk.

I unironically wish I went to a school with preppy kids, it beats the fuck out of niggers

you don't know anything about american history fritzl

why did it dip so much in 2003?

It's pleasantly uneventful. The worst thing that ever happened was a kid crashing his sportscar on the highway :(

War on Terror, you twelve year old runt

nytimes.com/2003/03/11/world/threats-and-responses-discord-france-to-veto-resolution-on-iraq-war-chirac-says.html

We refused to bring democracy to Irak.

Good post

This. I expect German banter to be tediously sententious and ultimately bad, but I honestly thought that there'd be some intelligence and elegant brevity in French jokes, turns out they're almost as boring.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

95% "fighting" against natives. America objectively does not have a great history of war.

But, yeah, I'm definitely not as knowledgeable as I would like to be about America but I'm learning every day.

Freedom frieeeees!

*cries at the mere sight of this magazine cover*

misdirected and stupid, like anything french

yet another proof that americans have no sense of humor whatsoever

but if the joke has no background to be based on how can it be anything considerable as banter?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-French_sentiment_in_the_United_States#21st_century
>france refuses to go to a war in Iraq that was wanted by the american financial elites
>a large media campaign ridiculizes us and glorifies forementioned war
>jonah goldberg claims credit for "cheese eating surrender monkey"

um... I wonder who could be behind that... man...

Why?

Cheney and company were positively SEETHING over Based France's refusal to back the Iraq invasion, so they directed all American propaganda outlets to turn the goyims' opinions against France

This cover is literally stupid af

You aren't intelligent enough to understand the background of this charlie hebdo cover, just take the banter

We make fun of everything and anything. Same concept as South Park.

t. buttmad yank

>make fun of a handful of MAGA retards in Charlottesville
>LOL AMERICANS BTFO

the cringiest part is that this magazine is the unironically the best that France has to offer in the way of satire and social commentary

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/08/31/cover-of-frances-charlie-hebdo-suggests-hurricane-harvey-victims-are-neo-nazis/

PLUS TIP

You're reacting like that now but your countrymen sure were butthurt:

I do know its context, and it's retarded, simply because it's based on a belief the french radical political sphere have that people who voted for trump are nazis, that everyone in texas voted for trump, and that those voters were themselves impacted by the flooding from a hurricane (those voters weren't). It's just stupid all round, and a poor attempt at banter.

probably, because he didn't surrender. should have surrendered and he'd be alright

>I mean, really?
>Granted, this is Charlie Hebdo, and they're not exactly known for kindness, tact, or any sort of respect, but really? This is low, even for a magazine that specializes in low.
>People were quick to remind Hebdo that the world (including the United States) stood by the publication when their offices were attacked by Islamic terrorists, and that the U.S. military did a pretty good job eliminating the Nazis during WWII.

>I do know the context
No you just can't brainlet

right, I can well ignore your posts now, you're really the worst your country has to offer

shit, the fr*g knows...

>it's based on a belief the french radical political sphere have that people who voted for trump are nazis
>This is what trump voters believe
We just see you as rednecks, nothing more.

>it's based on a belief the french radical political sphere have that people who voted for trump are nazis
No, that cover was actually making fun of the radical left that called Trump voters nazis during the elections

haha what a retard. if you try to make a point stay on topic, what does that have to do with dressing. also this pic has been posted a millions times. couldn't you find another one.

I think the price is part of the joke. The other stuff seems reasonably priced

why do you always recycle 2-3 pictures for years? come on, find something new

when I think of rednecks something akin to a cajun comes to mind

Non french should stfu about charlie hebdo desu, it's nowhere near as offensive as it was when it started and even then it only concerned a few thousand people being into that kind of humour. I cringe everytime one of their covers end up being commented on twitter and shit

if anything it is your ass that's on fire. this thread is the proof.

you should notice that only a frenchman posted it

Yeah and now you're all butthurt lol

...

typical over reacting americans

How do you figure? I'm not getting it.

hardly, he refuses to accept that his humor magazine is shit, but of course, explaining why it's shit is just buddhurr

>n-nnnn-no u
So this is american banter?

Memes aside it is actually scary as fuck how easily a free liberal democracy can have it's population's opinions controlled like this.

Didn't even have to see them to know there were frenchies in this thread

Kinda difficult to explain to a non-French person but I'll try. Basically the point of Charlie Hebdo is to shock the passerby into buying the magazine by holding absurd positions on covers. Some American leftists unironically rejoiced about the Texan storm because it was "full of Trump voters", so Charlie Hebdo made fun of them by showing a highly exaggerated version of their opinion on their cover.

look at the shiny britannia Nigel, don't let the nasty eurocrats steal her sovereignty!

>>A man enters a cafe and, plonk.
>mfw
we make the same joke

For some reason, this banter amused me

Everyone knows what shock journalism is. It's nothing new nor unique to France. If anything, Charlie Hebdo was a rather mild magazine as it always reached for the lowest hanging fruit

That's irrelevant to what I'm trying to explain, and regardless it didn't stop you from completely misunderstanding the cover.

>bringing in nationalistic butthurt

Yeah mate because I totally implied British people can't be just as easily controlled by propaganda

it's basing itself on too many assumptions from the viewer

I'm not you Malian gibbon.

were you unironically born after 2000?

yeah it doesn't underestimate the reader impressive right

meant that I'm but not

no, it literally requires you to read their mind by your description of it

It's not meant for americans to see that's for sure.

it's not difficult when you share the same culture and a similar mindset

>P*pyrus
I leave immediately when I see a menu like this

lol, the stationary/lettering?

what else?

Interesting. To me, the image wouldn't seem out of the ordinary for an average American leftist. Maybe the French underestimate just how much Americans hate each other?

>completely 180ing your option on your historically best ally because you were manipulated by George fucking Bush

yes, all shitty restaurants use it

...........its called a font.

>historically best ally
First ally but not our best ally
That'd probably be Britain

I didn't really know what he meant

>tfw all the restaurants in my city use trendy fonts
>no Papyrus in sight

Not really. That's just satire, everybody knows you're not supposed to take that seriously. We call that "second degré" in France, it basically means "not to take at face value".

that's not why that happened you know, it was simply a direct result of the french action taken

T Blair and G Bush have been absolutely vilified for going to war under false pretences. Blair was in a similar situation to Chirac, made the opposite decision and killed his own career, nearly went to jail, and his political party while at it.

The very state of los estados unidos
They were mad as fuck and went full propaganda, meanwhile the french govt just shrugged
Following them in iraq in 91, then in afghanistan wasn't enough

>this thread
Is today the butthurt Frog day?

Fucking hate army Food fuck the government i lost 20kg-s while i was in the army for a year the food was so shitty i was not eating eat, if i had seen such menu in restaurant they would've lost a client.

You need MRE's m8, that's good stuff, whatever you can think of is packaged away smartly, and it brings itself to hot temperatures without a fire!

your chemical mre-s are even worse i have had them once. how can you devour synthetics.

banter

You don't know what you're talking about, there's nothing synthetic about it, dried fruit? biscuits? chocolates? Anyway, it's all designed to have a long shelf life, and still be delicious.