Food kino thread?

Food kino thread?

I'll start with the Fool's Gold from What If.
youtube.com/watch?v=RWIEVV1W130

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what the fuck

>JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

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Christ that was uncomfortable to watch. I thought it was going to end really badly.

for what fucking purpose

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

anyone want to share recipes?

I don't... I mean... What's going on here?

This is gross.

SHouldn't... Shouldn't pulled pork just break apart in the hand? Why is he using wolverine claws... Whats going on?
It looks raw

>when the fish has turned black you will know the potatoes are cooked

Uh, guys... I meant post delicious looking food from actual films. Not post disgusting webms.

WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUT THESE NUGGETS ON TOP OF IT

Is this guy the DSP of cooking? Who is the DSP of Sup Forums?

I don't see you contributing either.

he we go

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HE EVEN LEFT THE FUCKING STICKER ON

I remember watching this. People hated the fuck out of it but still eat sushi anyways. Sushi master also fucks up a fish and vegans started trashing him and told him to make vegan sushi. Post the fish/tuna maggot one next or the parasite one.

the fuck is this

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It should be a fried corn dog. First he overflows that thing and then he puts it in cold fucking oil, it's amazing.

Yeah this infuriates me. So it's a pizza in a dinosaur egg? You have to have someone cut it up right in front of you, making a display out the mundane activity that is eating food, which automatically means this is expensive. Is it a pizza? Certainly looks like one, well, it's attempting to be. That's the closest real-world thing I can compare this monstrosity to.
That's even worse, really. That means that weird husk your "food" is wearing is likely burned, and of course that's the "crust". And that's just the fucking outside, just wait until Bryan is done slicing!
Then you get a sloppy runny-egg nonsense of food, topped with what are those, cranberries? Jesus Christ. Oh don't worry, they have what look like feta chunks in there too, so your vomit in two hours will at least have a nice after scent.
FUCK this abortion and the shithole that serves it. There is no question they make like a 400% profit off of any idiot who orders this disgusting mess, fuck them all.

American cuisine called corn dog

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this is more like pulled spam

Is there a term for meat cooked before "rare"? Serious question.
At least this is beef, he likely won't get sick. But my god this is fucking criminal, who flips a steak and sees grey and says "Yep, good to go!"????
I understand the desire to have a "one flip" steak. But at the same time, who really cares, if you fuck up, you fuck up, just cook it a bit more. Gordon Ramsay will not burst into your kitchen on fire screaming about how the bass is raw.

wtf is going on here?

who would eat that?

Beef cooked less than rare is called blue

This guy should have had his pan hotter to get a decent crust going though

>Is there a term for meat cooked before "rare"? Serious question.
bleu

the stickers are actually edible

Poor people or food reviewers
maybe that one comfy mri guy if its served in mri

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Pan wasn't nice and hot

tartare is unironically foodkino
this is pure shit though

>canadian
i recall it being a south corean pizza and that the taste is really mediocre

>ketchup on ice cream

asians should be shot

how do you know its a asian that made this?

This kills the crab

eventually.

Thanks.
This isn't "blue" though is it? This is disgusting.

you cut them in half before you do this you stupid fuck

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>that bath towel on the counter

How do I learn how to cook, lads?

Man, as if there were not enough reasons to hate my country.

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i've seen a few of these
is the first thing he piles on raw onions? fucking hell, mexico

>If you don't have a hardon by now you're fucking gay.
>calling someone gay while cooking food with phallic imagery
The irony.

i don't, that was an unrelated statement.

oh man i remember those food threads on Sup Forums where people would post recipes like this

then Epic Meal Time stole the idea and made millions with it

youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL2-vh2Sk
DUNUNUNUN NUNUN

unironically by JUST doing it

get a cook book, buy ingredients and try some shit

fun times

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FUCK YOU

truly

Why is it always the same fucking ingredient/sauce?

wtf

this kills the crayfish

>make normal rice krispies treats
>stick jelly beans in them
woaaaaaah what a revolutionary idea, truly a master chef

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Are those just a bunch of sliced onions?

don't tell me you never experienced the beauty of Sup Forums how to threads?

so do you bake the marshmallow/crispies mixture again? or just cool it

thought he was gonna fry the cob at first

Exactly what I thought when I saw that pic

This is actually good up until the cheese the rest is bullshit.

don't think you have to do anything, it'll just harden over time

yes, but never seen that shit before

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You've never seen... normal rice krispies treats? Really?

/ck/ - jack
Sup Forums - fantano
Sup Forums - DSP
Sup Forums - RLM guys? ralph sepe? can't think of any other Sup Forums related internet celebrities we talk about a lot

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I thought it was gonna be full of tiny eels for some reason

Elote is amazing

>first the banana rape
stay calm, user all will be over soon, the banana will be fried and she will forget everything happened to her before her new birth

>cold oil

>under the sea, u-under the se-

wtf is the white shit that goes on after the sauce?

Is it the same white shit that went on the corn cob?

Donkey chode

>there's a part two

I'm fucking dying here

/r/ing the webm of the street vendor rolling dough with flies all over the place

that's exactly how you make a salad

brahvoh

This baker can't even hit the center of their shitty meme cake

This one is my all-time favourite. Better than all Ja/ck/ vids. If anyone has a yt link with it, it'll be very much appreciated

little tip guys - nutella on the pizza. you won't regre it

mayo + Parmesan + black pepper on corn is goat

Yes, RLM. And don't get us wrong. We talk about them because they're incompetent, just like Jack and DSP.

Imagine the farts!

im baffled that there is a market for this

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yeah that's what i thought the greater trend would be. "fat idiots who don't know what they're talking about"kino.

Passes for a master chef in the lands of the free

Australia?

For /lit/, it's this guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=a_7GagjPSWA&feature=youtu.be&t=54m52s

>proof that europe should be purged