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soydog edition

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I wish I was Scottish

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I wish I was dead

Get that dog a Nintendo Switch!

I wish I was Californian

>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
>ME LIEK WILDFIRES
>ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
>ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA
>ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED
>ME LIEK 36% WHITE
>ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD
>ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA
>ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC
>ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT
>ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE
>ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD
>ME LIEK HOMOSEXUALITY
>ME LIEK TACOS
>ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS
>ME LIEK SWEATING ALL THE TIME
>ME LIEK DROUGHTS
>ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES
>ME LIEK MUDSLIDES
>ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS
>ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY
>ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS
>ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION
>ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY
>ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY
>ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DEMVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS
>ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE
>ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY
>ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS
>ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO
>ME LIEK HIV/AIDS
>ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL
>ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY
>ME LIEK TRANSGENDERS
>ME LIEK PEDOPHILES
>ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT
>ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE
>ME LIEK WHITES ARE MINORITY
>ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE
>ME LIEK DRACONIAN SMOG LAWS
>ME LIEK CULTURAL MARXISM
>ME LIEK FORCED VACCINATIONS FOR KIDS
>ME LIEK GMO'S
>ME LIEK CHEMTRAILS
>ME LIEK FUMIGATION, PESTICIDES, HERBACIDES, FUNGICIDES AND TOXIC WATER
>ME LIEK PAYING ALMOST 40% INCOME TAX
>ME LIEK CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE
>ME LIEK INCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNIA

una vela...

CALI MENTIONED

I wish I was a cop at a riot

got called a SoundCloud rapper in Macy's

autism

why do you have this copypasta ready to post within 50 seconds of seeing a post?

adore this pasta and everyone who posts it

assuming i was rich enough to live in the san francisco bay area with like 5 fursuits then yeah i like all of those things

40% tax rate ain't shit, bring back 70% i don't give a fuck lmao

runty WASTE of a good breed

need an australian shepherd companion

fun fact: San Mateo county (I think it's them anyway) have some really Jewish regulation where it's like if you want to say "San Mateo" on television you've gotta cut them a cheque, which is why nobody refers to it on television despite a reasonable amount of filming taking place in san francisco because it's aesthetic as fuck

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Bio-hacker Lepht Anonym has nine implants and strongly believes what she does will benefit humankind as well as her own curiosity.

But she admits it can be painful.

"The magnets in my fingers really, really hurt. They hurt so much that your vision goes white for a bit. Really, really painful."

The magnets allow her to sense electromagnetic radiation so she can tell if a device is on or off, whether a microwave is running and identify where power lines are. All of which, she admits, is "not hugely useful".

love are Mosley

something got you down?

I can't talk to a girl knowing that her mouth has been filled with semen. Do normies seriously expect me to respect such creatures? Femoids are shameless degenerate cunts.

Riley

ok beto

BEADY

not even your mother?

biohacking is very reddit

am a fan of yank baseball

>I can't talk to a girl knowing that her mouth has been filled with semen. Do normies seriously expect me to respect such creatures? Femoids are shameless degenerate cunts.

Not Chad

they eat man asshole now

the magnets in fingers has been done for years, i can remember it being a thing maybe 15 years ago. iirc if it hurts you have done it wrong. its nothing on the guy who inserted leds into his penis and a sound chip that reacted to light, german i think he was.

me second from the right

r8 oc

CUTE :3

hot

HOPPED

Well I don't know why the sky is blue
And why the gums on a nigger well they're blue too
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know niggers suck

And I don't know why the world ain't flat
And why the nose on a nigger is flat like that
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know niggers suck

I don't know, I don't wanna know
Why a jigaboo's lips are thick
But I sure know that
A nigger ain't worth a lick
And I don't know, I don't wanna know
Why a nigger ain't got no pride
But I know them coons are never
No, they're never satisfied

Well I don't know why the rain comes down
I don't know why a nigger is black or brown
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
I do know niggers suck

Well I don't know why nigger stinks
I don't know why jigaboo's hair has kinks
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
I do know niggers suck

I don't know why night turns to day
And why a nigger won't work to earn his way
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know niggers suck

I don't know, I don't wanna know
Why a jigaboo's lips are thick
But I sure know that
A nigger ain't worth a lick
And I don't know, I don't wanna know
Why a nigger ain't got no pride
But I know them coons are never
No, they're never satisfied

I don't know why a nigger is kin to an ape
I don't know why spooks wanna integrate
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know niggers suck
I do know niggers suck
Hey, I do know niggers suck

>he can't talk to his mother
>can't talk to dad either because he clearly abandoned his family
such is life of mutt

the bottles are all empty
the potion's gone

*rubs my tail on ur belly* :3

picked this up the other day for a steal lads

cant believe normies would go to the graduating ceremony when they're literally giving them out at the student centre

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rate the insta

bit racist

it's an absolute chyoon
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Racist

toil soon

>cunt that used to be in One Direction attacks the police in an interview because they used Twitter to "gloat" about busting a weed grower

What a cunt

Might do this myself in a few months

No user you're mistaken, it's Saturday. Toil is far and distant

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roadmen looted a lidl

got weekend toil

>men lined up for blowjobs from a little girl
>man is pissing himself

why user?

reminder that noncery has led to more works of arts than non-noncery

fucking dubs

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you should be stoic.
They pulled down a statue of Jonny Reb
they're doing a great job of destroying their rep without shitty songs fueling them

Absolute state of Yanks

i am glad based black people were tearing down confdederate monuments,
America is the only country who honors traitors

They give warrant officers mahoosive swords like that?

His mustache looks painted on

>America is the only country who honors traitors

Penny Lane (of Beatles song fame) is named after a wealthy British slaver. We low-key love our colonial past.

>America is the only country who honors traitors
they celebrate Guy Fawkes Night in the UK

choon

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havin a lipslap

>tfw we could be living in the confederate states right now

>you should be stoic.

DO NOT BLAZE IT

No, only the mightest of warriors can wield these swords

setting him on fire lad, celebrating his execution not his person.

we celebrate his execution
we burn a guy on a bonfire

edvard munch encapsulates the anxiety of modern man

ok didn't actually know that

It's even more funny when you realize they only signed up because they wanted welfare and to sit in a comfy chair all day

nigger u GAY ROFL

>joining the military in anno domini 2018

trrrruuuuuuuu XD

Is it specific to the air force, or do all your military forces have weird shit like this?

You can become a drone pilot and get medals despite never leaving the states. Seems like a good career for a generation of vidya fags

why is the south american phenotype so off-putting

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haha well memed good sir

netto crossaints aren't very good

outfit makes him look a bit fat

you do

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>squatters door has a 'vote green party' on it

of course why wouldn't it

>tfw ill never have a son

if you squat property owned by foreigners who don't live there you should be allowed to take legal ownership of it.

if you squat property owned by british people you should be deported

the muhreens I know have some sword autism going on but I don't know enough of the military specifically to give you an answer

wish i was from australalia

sheed

wtf
just got a 24hour (You)

wish i was from austria

you could have been in the Scandi union if you had left Britainnia

wish i was from austriala

saudi rasheeds would be the greatest losers from such a law

kek

wish I was

places i wish i was from:
america (rich)
australia (upper middle class)
new zealand (middle-upper middle class.)

places i am from:
britain (lower middle class)
hell (8th circle)

Wish I wasn't

not bein funny but

how come so many continents and countries begin and end with "a?"

america
asia
africa
australasia
antarctica

and

argentina
austria
albania
armenia
andorra
angola
algeria
antigua
aruba

mad innit