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Bunny edition

first for welly

nth for hoping no one I know irl tracks me down to this place

third for dunners

you guys play xrd

Fair enough
I reccomend not staying here thou, as much as I love (most) of the people here we are a bit of a cesspit

i come from much worse boards, don't worry buddy

Idk I'm getting a solid chuckle out of it desu, mostly harmless fun. It isn't Dunners who did it so I'm safe.
Only once before, gonna go play it tomorrow ad get bodied af though.

spill the beans goddamn it

If ya mean /cgl/ thats bad in a different way lul

>posting the dumbest bitch in the cast
GG.

naw lol i abandoned cgl when i stopped wearing lolita. more of a red board gal now.
she's cute. i knew she had 2 wines not 6. yw bye.

I kinda wanna get drunk now
If I'm this sexually aggressive whilst sober it might be a laugh

Just finished my shower, thanks for the support guys
I couldn't have done with you.

*without

FRICKING GOSH DARN IT

Although I couldn't have done with you all too, my shower is too small.

For a little bit it seemed real creepy, like you had a stalker but it all worked out
Just don't get rapey

>my shower is too small
Can I shower with you at least?
please?
pretty please?

>Just don't get rapey
You know I can't promise that.
I'm pretty rapey by default

how's the connection? are there a lot of 4 bars? PC or PS4? Rev2?

Fair enough ae
Wait does your name start with A? I think I've worked out who ya are
Pls No
Np

I'm hoping the booze will mellow you out

Rude

Is that a thing that happens?

Maybe one day, it's a bit late to do it now.
Although your shower chair might take up most of the room.

For my sake I hope so

>Although your shower chair might take up most of the room
STOP GOING ON ABOUT THAT
I HAVEN'T USED A SHOWER CHAIR IN YEARS!

Hmmm
There is only one way to find out, lets just hope I don't pinpoint your address.

Rly want to do a shitpost about yandere stalkers desu

PC local matey, can't really give ya deets because the last one i actullt played ws accent core plus

Now that I think about it, last time I drank I got really emotional and stuff.
hmm
that could be fun

ya it does

Could be fun or scary, dont wanna talk you down from a cliff

hehehe

You really like your yandere husbandos don't you?
Oh no, that might be worse than rapey

Ye i know who ya are then
Neato
Your wig wasn't ratty thou and you looked cute

>dont wanna talk you down from a cliff
More likely you'll have to talk me out of raping Chalmers.

...
you are going to hold this over me forever, how do still even remember that

What is worse than rape?

>What is worse than rape
Over emotional you

Can you blame me? they are a great archetype

>how do still even remember that
I don't know..
I envisioned you in the shower, remembered you were tall
thought you might have to hunch over to get under the shower head then remembered the chair.

It's not bad in all honesty, if I had an excuse to have a chair in my shower I would
sounds relaxing.

>Over emotional you
that's really rude
though you did feel the full brunt of me getting emotional at new years last year

They are rather nice
You weren't that bad tb.h
I've dealt with worse

Poll:
What should I drink tomorrow?

God I wish Ayase would torture me

>You weren't that bad tb.h
I've dealt with worse
Hmm, seems I need to step up my game

>the full brunt of me getting emotional
I really can't imagine you getting emotional t b h
Methylated spirits.

Or cider, your choice.

>What should I drink tomorrow?
Pee
>God I wish Ayase would torture me
Me too

>lanklet getting his drink

>I really can't imagine you getting emotional t b h
Oh boy do I have a surprise for you!

>Methylated spirits
I'd prefer not to die
But I could do cider, the questions is Scrumpy or nah?

>Pee
Are you offering?

I really wouldn't encourage him tbqh

>me with the glasses

Soz I never re-renamed the file

Haven't you got your own supply of pee you could have?
eh, if it's gonna happen it'll happen

>Haven't you got your own supply of pee you could have?
Do I look like Bear Grylls?

>if it's gonna happen it'll happen
is this you admitting you won't resist to rape?

I'll support you in your police statements afterwards chalmers

>Do I look like Bear Grylls?
You could have some fresh
>is this you admitting you won't resist to rape?
I was talking about you becoming emotional, rape is illegal
Thanks

>Oh boy do I have a surprise for you!
I don't really enjoy surprises much...
>Scrumpy or nah?
Yeah get the ol' scrumpy.

>rape is illegal
drunk me has callous disregard for the law of the land

You're under arrest

Actually, I might buy a crate of beer.
I need some booze for some meetup on the 9th so a Scrumpy won't cut it.
What's the cheapest but still drinkable crate I can buy at New World?
I know some alcoholic here must know.

>crate of beer
Wow alcoholic
>meetup
Who you meeting up with?

Probably his anime club friends the nerd

That sounds about right, what a nerd

>Wow alcoholic
SHUT UP

>Who you meeting up with?
It's a BBQ for the spearfishing/shooting club, I went to it in my first year and it was the best damn night I had all year.
We played smash the goon with these random german backpackers and froze to death outside.

I'll try to go to sleep now m80s, also will try not to get myself reverse doxxed tomorrow thou

Might get to sleep, goodnight everyone

Well I'm sure you'll enjoy that

>What's the cheapest but still drinkable crate
Does the supermarket sell crates?

nini

nini

>Does the supermarket sell crates?
Surely, they definitely sell 24 packs of speights or whatever
Only thing they don't sell is premades and spirits

Good night you two.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Huh, they don't sell them at the supermarkets here.

Where do you do your shopping then?

They have them at the bottle shop.
I do my normal shopping at the supermarket.

What do you buy at the bottle shop then?

Cheap beer thats easy to drink?
I get a load of Export Gold then.

>Export Gold
hmm
I'll have a little looksie
I usually drink VB for some godforsaken reason because of the cheap 6 packs.
thenks

have to leave the house to vote in an election in a couple weeks

Whose election?

>I usually drink VB
God sake, I haven't had a VB in yonks.
Don't have much to say about because I haven't had much of a session on it.
Whats the election?
Who do you think you'll be giving your vote to?

batman by-election

don't care about politics, I'll just write my name and maybe draw something bizarre on the paper to give a ballot counter a laugh
don't want to get fined after all

>batman
Hmm, I'm pretty sure Ben Affleck has that role right now.
But in all seriousness could you be a good lad and vote Green?

Gonna head to sleep..
Don't stay up too late.

Goodnight.

Hello.

Reply to this post with three numbers please friends

One: The amount of times you believe masturbating per week becomes unhealthy
Two: The amount of times you believe masturbating per week is healthy
Three: The average amount of times you masturbate per week

>11
>3 or 4
>6

14+
5 or 6
10

woke up
how is everyone?

A bit tired desu

This thread at the top
Me at the bottom

that is a big thing deus