the absolute STATE of these United Kingdoms edition
/brit/
Daniel Brown
Mason Price
fuck anime
John Hall
*votes Democrat every election*
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Ian Long
need the wales pepe memes only with wojak
Brayden Torres
josie
Wyatt Cooper
>110
How did you reach that number
Jace Reyes
what’s your diet like boyo?
Blake Anderson
>there is a faustian spirit that motivates the white man
>to be white is to be a striver, a conqueror, an explorer
Austin Rogers
pakis need to fuck off
Liam Richardson
porridge and chicken
and those trio cake bars, they're alright
Xavier Garcia
alright lads
Ian Johnson
*fucks off*
Parker Hall
unironically me
Kevin Myers
Just organised all my sandpaper sheets into ascending grit numbers 60 - 2500, lads.
Alexander Bell
Do yanks actually own anything or is it all on credit?
Cameron Rivera
A rough estimate based on the largest current state in the Union california, which has 55 electoral college votes and 35 million people.
Britain has 70 million people, so about 110 votes.
Parker Edwards
come back :(
Jaxon Rogers
>United Kingdom
It's singular
Ethan Jackson
Christopher Garcia
you have to go back
Thomas Edwards
>The United Kingdom would be one of the poorer states
Absolute STATE of this country
Hudson Nguyen
*cums on your back*
Mason Garcia
did a poo that was black last night
Aaron Myers
Just polishing off a 20 piece chicken mcnugget box
Easton Rodriguez
Watch your language, mate. There's women and runts tied up in the back room, they may overhear your crass epithet
Gabriel Brooks
so, could we get the Queen voted in as President? just for a giggle.
Kevin Wilson
what dip(s)?
Levi Russell
no it wouldn't
we have a higher gdp than california we'd literally be the richest state
Angel Hill
superman dat hoe haha
Jackson Jackson
...
Henry Nelson
Started crying on the bus ride home
Haha
Kevin Martinez
5'7 140kg, not too short and not too fat, quite comfy tbqh
Jace Gonzalez
I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUCE
Grayson Jones
What's up? Wait I don't care
Dominic Miller
poofter
Thomas Hughes
Sweet and sour only
Lucas Ortiz
only becuase americas massivly over valued currency
Hudson Flores
didnt ask, oh...
Brody Brooks
at the medical was told i was 5'10" not 5'9" and my arm was too big too muscly for the normal strap when testing blood pressure she had to get out the XL strap
Aiden Long
choking up and not even British
Dylan Nguyen
SCREAMING at this delusion
Jason Rogers
...
Blake Foster
feeling sad might delete
Juan Jackson
of all the possibilities in the infinite universes I can say with certainly that this did not happen
Henry Martin
see
Wyatt Smith
t-t-t-t-t-t-touch me
Henry Gray
delete your account
Evan Thomas
l saw it
wasn't happy
Liam Foster
yanks and jfs voted in this
not an argument
Adrian Price
...in the morning, and last thing at night.
Jaxon Adams
it did as it tightened the normal strap burst off because my arms are so big and so much stronger than you
Jeremiah King
...
Grayson Brown
The only thing you've conquered is autism
Josiah Hernandez
prob did, nurses and doctors are trained to make young males feel at ease by commenting on their physique (up to a point) positively.
Tyler Nguyen
technically could be possible. Before the election during the nominatio process for both parties, we'd get an influx of campaigns from all candidates trying to win us as a state. The Queen (Senator for Great Britain) could run as a Democrat, win maybe one state in somewhere weird like Vermont or New Hampshire, then fall back on the UK for support.
During the election, Trump Vs Queen Elizabeth, even California would vote the Queen over blondald bumpf, so that's at least 165 college votes in the bag. It would be a close run thing, but Trump could just edge out
Levi Hill
never happened to me lmao
Austin Bell
Tell me about her, /brit/
Sebastian Russell
UK GDP: $2.565 trillion
California GDP: $2.514 trillion
Christian Ortiz
want to try the grand mac today but travelling to maccies could be an issue
Ethan Rogers
>as it tightened the normal strap burst off
Tyler Peterson
...
David Richardson
...
Nathan Carter
sometimes go on twitter and look at the poor excuse for "men" advocating for us to stay in the EU
you can always tell they are low test soyboys because they have puffy faces and poor attempts at facial hair and most of them do that open mouth smile
absolute horrible breed of cretins
Michael Hill
what even is a grand mac? isnt it an extra burger put on?
Landon Nguyen
haven't gotten over her in 6 years
had 2 gfs since her
Ryan Martin
got absolutely horrendous DOMS in my lower back / spinae erector region from shoveling snow off the driveway yesterday
just enough to feel nice though without obviously having done no actual damage, love DOMS really
Carson Perez
>per capita
Easton Wilson
you're a little queer aren't you
Logan Green
piss off you cringe factory joke shop
Jacob Hughes
don't yanks have a law that says everyone must renounce all their nobility titles to become a citizen?
Christopher Long
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Jacob Young
>california population: 40 million
>britain population: 66 million
you are per capita poorer than a state that is overwhelmingly mexican
congratulations
you are poorer than beto
Christian Murphy
Christopher Young
Who here used to msn cam chat with sluts back in the day?
Used to have a few on the go at any one time, girls were so much more open with it then. Some of those girls were like 15 (I was too) and they'd be spreading their pussy out for you shoving shit inside, other guys messaging trying to get a turn. Then they monetized it......
Dedicated A LOT of time to it desu
Anthony Moore
FAGGUT
Landon Martinez
only because of the north/scotland
Grayson Ward
Ian Davis
nah it's just a lot wider
Colton Rivera
my coffee costs more than your lean
Hudson Torres
Christian Harris
...
John Clark
hell naw pardner
the good ol’ you ess of ayy has some of the laxest citizenship requirements of any nation on this good planet
Chase Bailey
well if we are a US state that has already happened or its caveated. Gte the Queen in the boss job, change the laws so its all a monarchy again, jobs a good un.
Charles Russell
context?
Jayden Reyes
good times good times
Camden Williams
might wank to someone ive never wanked to before. suggestions?
Nathaniel Richardson
licking a fanny
Hudson Barnes
bit too thin for my taste
Jonathan Taylor
this is the stuff I drink with my aeropress
£2.29 a bag currently
Caleb Lopez
David Miller
Christen Harper
Brayden Harris
hat
Landon Jones
Girl on girl watersports
Nicholas White
Here's my prediction for an election if Britain was to be the 51st state. Most states would go red, to be sure, but some states will never turn red like California and Oregon. Add this to the 110 electoral college votes of Britain the 51st state (tm) and it would STILL BE A CONTEST
Nicholas Reed
Was she your first love?
Jace Wood
hate when girls do this to me haha
Hudson Peterson
>DOMS
fuckkkk i miss them so much. thanks for reminding me to get off my lazyarse
David Perez
freeze dried coffee granules taste like shit mate
Aaron Adams
just finnessed the plg
William Phillips
She is a qt
After liberation women that slept with Nazis got their heads shaved as a form a humiliation and to mark them. Honestly there is something about this kind of public humiliation that really disturbs me. Poor galdems ;_;