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BREAKING: Tom Cruise injured while filming Mission: Impossible 6 stunt jump
Lincoln Hill
Jason Morgan
Good night, sweet prince.
Blake Allen
F he'll literally never recover
Isaac Nelson
Nothing a fresh placenta cannot fix.
Jose Reed
THERE GOES MY HERO
Dominic Hill
>BREAKING news
Insensitive!
Ethan Long
SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY
Colton Morales
>CAN'T BRUISE THE CRU—
Grayson Walker
poor Tom Cruise
Bentley Sullivan
He must not have been Clear
Mason Fisher
This is why you shoot a man before throwing him off a building
Blake Smith
Kek
Daniel Kelly
Get on damage control, cultist shills. We're mocking your UFO prophet.
William Carter
Xenu finally got to him.
Jace Smith
>a little short
when will they learn?
Jayden Flores
...
Chase Reyes
>A little short
What did they mean by that?
John Price
Hope this doesnt damage his beautiful running stride
Justin Jackson
JUST
Easton Jackson
Kek
Nolan Adams
Or his shrieking like a little girl voice.
Caleb Fisher
It seems like he was hurt pretty bad.
Oliver Roberts
>A little short
Joshua Bell
Knowing Cruise when he's better he'll do the jump first take
Jaxson Cooper
Xenu why have you forsaken him
Jeremiah Long
at 55 still jumps farther than any of you neckbeards ever will in your life while still fucking any scientology bitch he wants and makes millions doing what he loves and is still one of the most internationally loved movie stars and the last of his kind.
Christian Ward
Is this that shit he was training a year for?
Cameron Green
Where was Tom jumping to, bros?
Jack Myers
this was kinda inevitable.
But at least he's only been injured and not out right killed. We all appreciate Tom being the last A lister to give a fuck about stunts but he's getting too old for this shit and needs to dial it back.
Kevin Butler
God
Mason Nguyen
Calm down, David
William Mitchell
>not posting an archive link
Angel Price
YOU CAN'T PUT THE ERASER TO THE FRASER
Carter Ward
I'm so mad right now.
Oliver Moore
>stunt jump
>doesn't have a stuntman
?
Zachary Mitchell
Holy shit it's like that Karl Pilkington scenario
"Brian's brain" or some shit.
Where's Ted Danson when you need him?
Joseph Cook
I guess he was, *chuckle* cruising for a bruising haha
Jacob Gutierrez
...
Joseph Howard
Cruise doesn't use a stuntman, he always does it all by himself.
Jayden Torres
WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
Adam Johnson
You need your rest, Tom
Jeremiah Wood
OW MAH LAYG
Christian Collins
You realise we're talking about Tom Cruise right?
Dylan Bell
Doing your own stunts is risky business, and there's bound to be collateral damage eventually.
Nathaniel Cooper
he'll be fine, bruised hip
got up like a champ and finished the scene
badass
Grayson Hughes
I fell down some stairs the other day, had a limp for a week, he'll be fine.
Connor Brooks
The curse of Brendan continues...
Blake Ross
I hope they use that take in the movie, well the first half of it anyway
Kayden Jackson
If he didn't swing his legs like a typical movie character retard and jumped like people actually jump, he would've been fine.
Ayden Campbell
Aim for the bushes?
Camden Sanders
>he still finished the scene
BASED thats some Jackie Chan level shit
Connor Rogers
THERE GOES MY HEROOOOO
Joseph Evans
>still got up and finished it
BASED
A
S
E
D
Joshua Russell
i fell off 2 flights of escalators and ended up in the icu for 3 days lol
Alexander Torres
>the floor is thetans
Justin Gray
>tfw the galactic lord xeno tries to stop the filming of the new mission impossible 6 in imax 3d but based tom cruise resists his thetan attacks
Christopher James
once they do the hip, it's over
Isaac Reed
...
Oliver Walker
>Become so convinced your thetans will protect you from certain death that you do all your own stunts with zero fear
>Find out you were wrong
Isaac Long
>Find out you were wrong
he is alive
Jeremiah Brooks
...
Connor James
Pretty sure there's something to this
How else do you have the balls to jump out a Helicoptor into this tiny ledge, no wires, no nuffin
He did this for fun while filming MI4, wasn't part of the movie or anything
Ryder Williams
We need more MAH LAYG posting.
Nathaniel Smith
He was able to climb up and continue moving. Mustn't be that serious.
Alexander Gonzalez
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Bentley Taylor
Tom Cruise or secret asian stunt man?
Sebastian Cooper
This is his final test to ascend from level 8. I expect him to fully recover within 3 days.
Ethan Moore
F
Josiah Harris
That's a fucking crazy long jump unless the angle is making the place he jumps from look lower down than it really is
Jonathan Ross
secret asian man?
Brayden Lee
hi mr prime minister
Xavier Roberts
He is the Last Samurai
Julian Torres
...
Nicholas Martinez
...
Luke Gray
I THINK THAT IM TOM CRUISE
Dylan Richardson
>A little short
When will they learn?
Christian King
He's supposed to climp the pulpit rock in Norway in September. Will he manage?
John Price
He's a level 8 OT. I don't know how you can even question it.
Levi Anderson
Cruise is so based
Anthony Perry
>55 years old and still doing his own stunts at extreme risk to his own wellbeing
based
Easton Jackson
>he still finished the scene
B A S E D
Zachary Price
CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE
Isaiah Wood
THEY THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE BUT BITCH I'M BOBBY WITH THAT TOO-
Christian Jones
wtf scientology is real
Jeremiah Reyes
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
Matthew Carter
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Connor Collins
DON'T TASER THE FRASER