Have you noticed that Snow said this "magic" sentence?
These were the last words of Mance and Dayne.
Also Stannis and Ned didn't have much a good fortune.
Jon and Kaloreesi are lucky they have plot armor.
Have you noticed that Snow said this "magic" sentence?
These were the last words of Mance and Dayne.
Also Stannis and Ned didn't have much a good fortune.
Jon and Kaloreesi are lucky they have plot armor.
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1st for Darkstar
Thats the other side of the mountain I guess
what kind of gayass name is Darkstar?
DAYNE?
One of the night
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>talk to my sister
>she thinks dany is fucking nuts
Feels good to not have retarded family members
What did the mods mean by this?
>everyone thinks sam has gone off to jon
>he's actually going to dany as the head of his house to pledge allegiance like a loyal bannerman
Why did she do it, bros?
whos /ourguy/ at this point?
This is what a real two handed war hammer looks like. Gendry's war hammer looks like a sledgehammer which would be impractical to use in a fight. But I guess a more realistic war hammer wouldn't excite American audiences
YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE
How did Bronn pull Jaime out of the river with that massive armor on?
Only 8 more episodes. I cannot fucking wait for this shit to be over.
Queen Dany, first of her name and /ourgirl/ of /got/
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Brandon dicked her too good and she knew nothing else would ever compare.
I looked for you on the trident
It this place with monoliths in front of or behind the mountin?
jaime forevermore
Azor Jaime
LEFT
sansa 100% maise needs 10 filters and a good angle to look less like shrek
Your sister is the retarded.
>talk to sister
>she thinks dany is shit
>she loves cercei and jaime
hmmmm
PRESTON
How am I supposed to support /our queen/ if I don't know her tax policy?
>Ser Gerold allied himself with Arianne Martell when she attempted to crown Myrcella Baratheon as a new Queen of Westeros. She admits to her other companions that she only included him for his fighting prowess and his keep. During their travels, they were surprised by Areo Hotah, who ordered them to surrender. While Ser Arys Oakheart rode to his death, Ser Gerold attempted to kill Princess Myrcella but failed, succeeding only in slicing off her ear and scarring her face.[5] He escaped capture
HE HURT MUH MYRCELLA
BURN THE CUNT
Shut the fuck up Preston
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i'd choose dany burning me alive
So Jorah is free of greyscale. What was the point of that?
Can I choose neither?
/ourboy/ Gendry is gonna make it back right lads?
You're in my man. Take her to Bone City
PRESTON WHEN
wahh waah waah
Hammers were always like that in Westeros
Pay the tax or die.
>implying plot armor weighs a lot
nice chebs for a gremlin
What was the point of all the politicking throughout the show when it all amounts to nothing, when nothing has any consequence anymore?
Westeros doesn't deserve to be saved
lel you gimp
I have concluded after two grueling minutes of deep analysis that Khaleesi had one too many horse burgers by season 5 episode 2.
Make a thread m8
it really annoys me when a show/movie about knights and castles and princesses has people with modern haircuts, at least they don't have fucking undercuts
is it so hard to slap a wig on them like on danny?
He betrayed us.
which character will be the most stupid during the real fight against the night king? i can just imagine arya "water dancing" trough hordes of wights like that wonder woman webm.
What happened to the rest of the Brotherhood? Why not take a few along as cannon fodder?
>whitewalkers are Mexicans
>the wall is the wall
>the nightswatch is border security
>jon is trump
How do people not realize GRRM has been pro trump for like 30 years?
>can't even kill a little girl
>acts like he's the second coming of Arthur (except dark and edgy)
lmao
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Not this turbo Autist again, let it go pinhead
>can't say i support the lannisters openly because my sjw friends will ostracize me and banish me from public life
season 7 was a mistake
>took the Black
>head of his house
That's not how it works
But what resulted in the meeting between Jorah and Sam? If he stayed with Dany the whole time nothing would be different,
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>GoT is supposed to be a deconstruction of pseudo medieval fantasy settings
>uses WoW type warhammers
BRAVO MARTIN
Reminder that Sam is the biggest loser in Westeros.
>Fat
>Can't fight
>Kicked out of his house
>Dropped out of the night's watch
>Dropped out of the citadel
>Literal cuck
>being friends with SJWs
>These fucking thighs
>In a miniskirt, nonetheless
>Seemingly a leather one.
Oh crap.
>the establishment claims the whitewalker(immigrant) invasion is fake news
ASOIAF is a redpill book
Fuck off, e-celeb shills.
AYE
Guys I'm trying so hard to trick myself into enjoying this season but I can't
What do you do when real life sucks and the escapism also sucks?
He didn't even get a volcano hand.
There was none. Except keep Dany's entourage from getting too crowded.
>sis hates dany
>she probably loves jaime
I think she's trying to tell you something, user.
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You say it like that means anything. Jon took the black, now he's King in the North.
shes ready to breed
>complains about teleportation
>doesn't get bothered about unrealistic weapons
End yourself already
It's means you're cancer
drink
This season is fun
Stop being so moody
fuck the nights watch nigga
If your name isn't Dany, Jon, Sansa, Arya, Bran, or Cersei you literally have no character arc or any motive. You are unimportant and could be killed offscreen with no consequences.
>my sjw friends
fucking gilly mistakenly reads the most important plot point in the shows history
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BERIC DON FUCKING DARRION
Then you realise that everything is shit and you are alone in this world. You carry that in you and you get a job and live your own life
kek post more
Indulge in better escapism
fuck you faggot it looks like an inflated hammer
Where do you think they migrated from? This place is fucked
>the amount of teleporting in this episode
Are they not aware of how retarded this is?
This guy walks up to you and slaps your GFs ass
What do?
please have autism somewhere else
>But I guess a more realistic war hammer wouldn't excite American audiences.
Bingo, it's fantasy you fucks.
>The warning literally said-
>"being obsessed with reddit"
seconds earlier
> worse than the shit writing on this reddit fanfic.
>reddit
looks like they hit the nail on the head you obsessed fagit
how much uglier can this creature get?
Single best character in the series.
I dont get why some edgelord find his name/catchphrase cringy, its perfectly explained with Myrcella asking him if he is the new Sword of the Morning, and he replies that no, he is of the night, not the morning. One of the best replies in all the books
Ned cucked Brandon
kek
He's literally our guy. He was born to the /got/, you've merely adopted it.
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