/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Pete goes fishing Edition

Russian tv-site >leaked the descriptions of the rest of the episodes, but keep in mind we're not sure they are 100% true. The same site was right for episode 12, so let's see when episode 15 airs if we can trust the rest.

pastebin.com/apitEJvG

Meanwhile:

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First for Fine Art Lynch

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give me the spoilers I missed them in the last thread

They are fake.

Reminder that Eddie Vedder cowrote a song with David Lynch for the finale of twin peaks, it confirms that god is not dead but dreaming and Dagoth Ur never gets his mind back.

Dogue is Janey-E's wife
Dogue drinks coffee and says hellooooooooooooOooooO
Gordon eats a donut

who /unspoiled/ here?

most kino aged actor imho

why did the mods delete the spoilers?

Sleep tight Sheryl

Read the rules, kid.

So when Bobby/Hawk/Sheriff/Andy were looking at the portal, was I the only one who expected Major Briggs' head to come flying out?

Test

david lunch lol

Everyone. One episode gets leaked and suddenly people start believing anyone who puts a little effort into faking a leak.

Russian broadcaster Amedia spilled the beans for the remaining parts. Again. Warning spoilers: imgur.com/a/gTIz3

lol

Leaks:

E15
Nadine breaks with Ed. Cooper's double meets Philip Jeffries. The FBI is looking for Douglas Jones. The lady with a log call the hawk for the last time. Audrey Horne worries about the missing lover.

E16
Jerry becomes the witness of a meeting between Richard and Cooper's double. Hutch and Chantal Dougie watch Jones. Cooper comes out of a coma. Diane tells Cole everything.

E17
Cole makes a confession. Cooper's double arrives at Twin Peaks. Sheriff Truman receives an unexpected call. Freddie fulfills his destiny. In the past, Laura runs away from James, and Pete goes fishing.

E18
To Janey E and Dougie comes back. Cooper and Diane go to the motel, but the next morning it disappears. In the city of Odessa, Cooper finds Carrie Page and carries her to Twin Peaks.

HУ EБAHЫЙ B POT

what rules, retard? you do realize /got/ has literally spoilers for the whole season all the time, right?

What is this from?

I mean, that's where naido came out from.
Logically major briggs' giant head should also come out there.

Here's the original photo I translated from

Please use spoiler tags when discussing Russia leaks, please.

Watching unspoiled twin peaks one episode a week has been an amazing experience.

I won't believe a screenshot that could easily be faked.

t. vedderposter

NEXT EPISODE: Nadine breaks up with Big Ed? Evil Cooper meets Phillip Jeffries. FBI look for Douglas Jones. Log Lady calls Hawk one last time. Audrey Horne worries about her missing lover.

ANOTHER FILLER SHIT WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS

Nobody cares what you believe in fucknob.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
PUT SPOILERS UNDER A [SPOILER]
PLEASE

My mom does.

I'VE GOT IDEA, MANG

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get the fuck out

>Pete goes fishing
GET HYPE

NO

EAT SHIT

also for people wondering, this was what was spoiled when the description for episode 12 leaked from the same website.

Where can I see them?

>muh spoilers

Seems legit. This barely even spoils anything significant.

Always makes me chuckle

here:

Please use spoiler tags and keep the mystery alive.

>Dougie wakes up
>Not significant

clearly "pete goes fishing" is the first scene of the pilot, right?

welp
shit gonna miss you guys but I'll see you guys at 9 pm in three weeks

>go fishing
>see this
what do?

are you from reddit? Jesus christ. SPoiler tags? Fuck off

We already knew that would happen though :)

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I mean, we all knew he was gonna wake up eventually, only Vedderfags thought otherwise. the only thing the leak does is say when, but not how and what Coop will be like afterwards.

she will not be there this time

>President Trump comes home
>Opens Sup Forums to discuss his favorite show - Twin Peaks
>See leaks, read them out of curiosity
>"Mr.Forns, bring up the case with bomb's button, we gotta nuke down fucking Russia.

I remember that

But that is why Putin invaded Odessa to save Carrie Page

Those are not spoilers tho, they spoil nothing.

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"twin peaks: the return"
4 episodes left
the main character actually returns in one of them
main character shown normal in the trailer

MY GOD WHAT A BIG SPOILER

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In the episode 18 description it's Diane who disappears, not the fucking motel.

so lt's discuss important matters
who the fuck is Carrie Page?

>I got enough fishing in me for the both of us
PETE POSESSES JOSIE PACKARD THROUGH BLACK LODGE MAGIC CONFIRMED
PETE IS THE DREAMER

One of the Cossacks in Russia

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I really love the idea that Coop's first words upon awakening will be "Are you Laura Palmer?"

Laura doppelganger

>Cossacks in Russia
foreshadow

Why did Chad got arrested? sorry, i dont remember

Well fuck it probably is real. Damn you /tpg/ why do you do this?

remember that third character sheryll was supposed to play?

this is her

Eating in the conference room

Twin Peaks is my city

being dirty

is there any point to the concerts in the roadhouse?

is Naido, Brigg's head
like the arm turned into midget-tree

Murdering Lucy

>Pete goes fishing
>doesn't find Laura's body
>sits there fishing for the entire episode

REMINDER THAT COOPER NEVER GETS HIS MIND BACK

SPOILERS
Chad bashes Lucy's head in with a shovel in episode 16
Laura comes back some point in the finale and has a face off with Sarah Palmer
Harry Truman is in the last episode
David Bowie is in the last episode
Glove man punches Bad Cooper to death
Gotta Light tries to eat Dougie but fireman uses glitchy editing to save Dougie
Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder wrote and performs a song in the finale that confirms cooper never gets his mind back

while vedder plays

Did the stride too hard

>I'm like the blue rose.

it would be creepier if the motel disappeared.

why in the spoilers there is nothing about one punch lad? Maybe he plays the same role as wonder woman in bvs, just to set up the twin peaks expanded universe?

After editing Lynch saw that he was 90 minutes short of 18 hours of good footage.

why Odessa tho then? what's the connection?

It says he fulfills his destiny

Freddie is one punch man right? It says he fulfills his destiny. Fuck this though I'm leaving /tpg/ if there are going to be all these spoilers.

One punch lad is Freddie

>spoilers there is nothing about one punch lad?
there is
Freddie fullfills his mission

COSSACKS ARE IN RUSSIA

Oh shit, Dopple-Diane confirmed.

Odessa is in Crimea
that was Ukraine, but Putin took it
Cossaks lived there

got warned for not using spoiler tags.

What is this, kindergarten? Nursery school?

I challenge the janitorial team to a wrestling match for top moderator spot

REEEEEE
KOZAKS ARE UKRAINIAN RUSSIA FUCK OFF DON KAZAK IS NOT REAL KOZAK

probably shit translation

this are cossacks
IN KIEV

>Pete goes fishing
:(

nah, it clearly says Odessa in russian.

Are you disagreeing with Gordon Cole?

Wasn't it obvious from the beginning?