Absurd movies

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40 whole fucking days and nights??? jesus

about 4 years since last time i had sex with a woman, that's 1424 days

monk mode for life.

Imagine. A whole 40 days and nights without baneposting!

how did he even handle not having sex for that long?

>watch this movie at 13
>excited for adulthood, where you get to have sex multiple times a week
>26 now
>mfw

Do you have any idea how hard life is for chads?

You cant even go in a restaurant without some roastie squeezing your biceps and trying to blow you

Reminder that this movie was written, greenlit, performed and released without any issues because the vast majority of people have sex regularly

Its actually a pretty decent to good flick

He also doesn't jerk off for that amount of time, which is why he starts having crazy ass sex dreams and seeing tits everywhere by the end.

It was also made before dating sites and tinder exploded so it wasnt a case of women being able to choose the top 3% of guys any time they please while the other 97% got jack shit

>you will never not have sex with Shannyn Sossamon

top
kek

sex is overhyped. if you don't care about the girl, it's not even worth the effort.

Wasn't this the movie where at the end everyone treats him like shit because he gets raped?

>it's an /r9k/ posters that haven't seen the movie thread

this movie is as absurd as star wars or a video-game, being a virgin at 18+ is like rejecting every female in the world

i'm sure thats the case but when you know someone got laid, their confidence and general swagger goes through the roof

from holding a convo to looking people in the eye

>inb4 some autist points out he can't fap either

>used to think this movie was a comedy
>now I am living it

me on the left

>do coke with some work buddies one night
>decide to call some escorts
>figure we'll just get blowies because we wanted money for more coke after
>girls come over
>go to different rooms
>girl has great tits, she starts blowing me
>can't even cum because I'm flying and I don't feel any kind of connection to this girl
>she's a sweetheart about it, just laughs and says it happens all the time with guys on coke
>know she's bullshitting, but appreciate the effort
>girls leave
>lie and tell buddies I nutted hard
That was like three years ago, haven't done coke since.

True but only if you don't pay for it, she wants it just as bad, and you didn't embarrass yourself in the process

is this any funny? havent seen it yet

that's what the whole struggle is though, anyone can last 40 days without having sex. not being able to blow a load is what makes the whole premise interesting. him hallucinating, getting turned on by mild flirting, boners all the time etc.

to be fair they even threw that explanation into the TV ads eventually for that reason when this originally came out.

If I wanted to really make a guy miserable for life, I would probably have him watch a bunch of movies like this.

This will make him think that "you find happiness by having sex", that "you should be having sex with as many hot women as possible", etc. That way, if he doesn't have success on that, he will feel like a failure. And if he does have success on that, he will still be empty, since casual sex is not what leads to a happy and fulfilling life.

f-five more years haha

Having lots of casual sex is not that difficult to attain. It's just the vast majority of people either consciously or subconsciously don't want it, even by those who put pussy on a pedal stool.

it's worse if you do care about the girl

It's amazing how many people missed the point of this movie.

nah. stop pretenting.

yeah if you go out to clubs and seek them out, drunk girls who are ready to hook up are a diamond dozen

Fucking a drunk girl while you're sober is rape, for all intensive purposes.

>Having lots of casual sex is not that difficult to attain. It's just the vast majority of people either consciously or subconsciously don't want it, even by those who put pussy on a pedal stool.

That actually makes sense. Either way, this kind of film leads to people being miserable.

fuck off sweden

I just like to cover my own ass, it's a doggy dog world out there.

>intensive purposes
are you retarded? learn proper english you retarded cunt

>it's a doggy dog world out there.
are you acting like a retard on purpose? if so, for what purpose?

it's actually a really well made film and nice little time capsule of the early 00's

Pretty comfy movie to be honest.

haha I could care less what you think

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

mfw I'm the only one who got the joke.

They're from a pasta that's old as fuck at this point, you summerfags.

>I could care less
your bait is too obvious. not very effective, unless you're on Reddit

Wow. The ironing in this post. Don't be such a pre-Madonna.

what are you, a bad fishermen or sumthin?

This, the sex scene near the end is actually kino and tasteful as fuck.

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2 years for me, if you exclude prostitutes

fuck off, newfag. You clearly don't know what the fuck he's talking about. It's an old as fuck pasta.

look who fell for the counter-bait lol

We all know you came here from Reddit, why don't you go back?
But the virgin in the movie is painted as the good moral guy, while the rest of them are dumb degenerates.

>mfw the newfags in this thread
>mfw I realize I've been here for over a decade now
>mfw I realize I'm proud of that fact

>falling for stale counterbait
will Reddit leave now?

sure, go right ahead.

the perfect girl, not a stacy nor does she try to be. someone you actually want to be friends with and have sex with because you like her. I hope I find someone like that.

His friends aren't really painted in a bad light at all. They don't even really tease him about being a virgin and go out of their way to help him get laid. Their humor might be a bit childish with the homo jokes, but that's not anything out of the ordinary normie banter.

I like this movie because it acts as a perfect time capsule for the dot-com bubble. I think her character was a net nanny.

This, he's nervous as fuck about them making fun of him the next day. Seth Rogen goes "hey Andy" and walks away, then the black dude goes "WE GOAN GET YOU LAID, SON" and is excited for him.

Is it just me or is there something seriously wrong with this poster. The head of the woman looks badly photoshoped.

19 years here, feels good man

in an depressing sort if way, yes, but mostly it's just sad.
he isn't really a neckbeard or anything, he's just sort of weak.
he ends up giving up all his hobbies and things to he enjoys at the whims of a single GRANDMOTHER.

They're both airbrushed to hell to the point of looking like manikins.

>movies women will never understand

People like you are a diamond dozen

Literally ends with a dude being chained up and raped. Somehow the girls end up being in the right at the end.

Oh, I guess it is kino.

Dunno what you're talking about bro. Virginity rates are at an all-time low. Just because you can't get any doesn't mean nobody else can.

t. virgin

/9k/ is too shy/insecure to use tinder. It really is easy as fuck to get casual sex but they want true love like in their animus.

Holy shit hahaha what even is this like are you kidding me? Not possible. I mean shit dude you could like just stumble upon pussy on accident before it got that far.

>those copypasted body parts
Why would they do this? Why not simply shoot legit photographs of the poses you want?

True love doesnt exist, that's bluepill garbage. Woman are only for pump and dumps.

I had sex last week and doing this shit would still be a breeze

it's so overrated it hurts, or maybe I'm just dead inside

Hence why /r9k/ survives on their escapism.

sex is so*

I tend to jack off almost once a day which I consider too much, I'm in my mid twenties and a virgin, and I'm almost getting more unstimulated boners than ever.
What do you think that means?

>Virginity rates are at an all-time low.
I don't believe any polls on this given modern day attitude towards being a virgin.

>not jerking off multiple times a day
it ain't even bad for you beyond the time sink
if your dick wants attention, give it some

Fucking leave you embarrassments.

>he fell for the counter-bait

Well when I was younger like in my early teens I jacked off like 15 times in one day once. I easily used to masturbate multiple times daily.

Fuck.

>realizing that other people go outside, have fun, live life and hookup
>I haven't left the house in over a week because I have no car and it's hot and all my friends are busy
It's like an entirely different world. One thing I always hear about is people travelling, how can they afford to do that, even if they have jobs? I haven't left my state in years

When this movie came out, nobody contemplated/cared whether the guy got raped or not. It was a better time.

Plus the girl who did it was hot, so...

They can afford to travel because they have actual careers not just jobs.

Bullshit, I see every 20-something Stacy who still works retail going all sorts of places

What was the point?

Last time I checked the point of a comedy is to provoke laughter unless you're some pretentious fop that thinks they have some other purpose.

.....I don't like her

Hot girls are exempt. They can get guys to pay for them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_orientation
They aren't saving for retirement. My wife always nags me about why we have to put "so much money" away now instead of spending it on "fun" things. If it weren't for her dad before we got married and me now, she'd probably be homeless. The vast majority of people are children who will take a cheap reward today rather than gratification tomorrow.

Holy shit just looking at the color grade in this reminded me of a time when I was close to being happy. I mean I definitely wasn't, but still.

Funny how both of the jobs they had are now basically obsolete. Maybe they'd be one of those retards at google playing quidditch or whatever.

The world is fucking bullshit.

QUESTION: If this girl tied you up and raped you, is that considered a crime? Even morally wrong?

Why did you marry such a bimbo then? Although I feel like this is why.

>2 years and 8 months ago

She's fertile and her parents are both doctors. My long term goal is to have multiple successful children and so far it's going well.

>this is now a late 90s/early 2000s thread

I don't know if this movie is that "great" or anything but it definitely sticks with me to see Jim Carrey act like a normal person. Also the depictions of the neighborhoods, cars, clothing gets me and reminds me of the period

Not too bad then. Does she work at all?