Tfw live in landlocked cunt but you long for life near sea

>tfw live in landlocked cunt but you long for life near sea
name ONE worse location for a country

>name ONE worse location for a country
Bordering Belgium.

Palestine

Jewish Autonomous Oblast

I don't know how you can deal with not being able to go down by the beach late in the afternoon during summer and having fresh fish and chips with a cold drink.

Also beach towns during school holidays with teen slags walking around in bikinis at the local mall. Best place to grow up.

It's not even a country, although it was the location of the Kingdom of Solomon first.

>Italy has mountains, hills, lake, rivers, big islands, little islands and a huge coastline
feels comfy lad. LMAOing @ ur life and cunt

STOP STOP STOOOOP IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>name ONE worse location for a country
Landlocked in south america.

>not having half of a continent for yourself, bordering two oceans
Fucking countrylets.

>half a continent
LOL maybe if you annexed Canada

There is no country that is geographically as cucked as Russia, at least relative to size

Monglia.

>Landlocked country
>Standard greeting is "Ahoy!"
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This
> biggest country in the world
> not a single outstanding place

Lake Baikal is nice

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AT LEAST YOU HAVE ALPS

Amerigo Vespucci pls leave

I went to the beach last summer with my doggo-pupper and learned him to swim for the first time while it was a comfy 23ish degrees, also saw some qts on the way and some airforce jets that were flying near the beach, also cycled a few times to the beach to relax

ur missing out dude

>Next to China, Japan, and NK
>Worst climate, atmosphere, and environment

Cuckorea is politically, and geographically the worst nation on earth.

is this why czechposters are always so rude to grease
is it just envy

>> not a single outstanding place
you take that back
far east national parks, baikal, oymyakon and even norilsk are more outstanding than anything yor land of Allah has

>name ONE worse location for a country
How about being double-landlocked like Uzbekistan?

>tfw live in landlocked cunt but you long for life near sea

You guys still have prime real estate leased under the Versaille Treaty at the Hamburg port that is not being used

>not living on the island of Hawaii
>not being able to surf when you feel like it
>not having polynesian and blonde qt's in bikinis in your backyard
>not being in danger of getting sharked instead of shot unlike other Americans
>not having storms that could send the whole mountain down on you
>not being able to swim with cool fish all day long
>not eventually dying from a volcano
LMAOing@ur life

We're landlocked too.
>muh baltic
glorified lake

no you didn't

Too white. Make this at least 56% or delete this

You're one of the few places we can go to enjoy sea and last time I went it was full of ruskies and serbs!

> ruskies and serbs
can you really tell them apart, not to mention tell them apart from greeks?

I could tell them apart by their registration plates, and serbs give you longer hateful gazes.

but you forgot the Russian Ocean to the North

dude if you go swimming near Australian waters, there is million critters there which will try to kill you

not true

True. How can one country be so fucking big yet so fucking landlocked at the same time?

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hows about North Sea

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lmao Russia looks like straight out of Minecraft where two biomes meet

It's great having every single natural feature and climate in my country including murder and bundas

whereas our water is frozen for half of the year
>plot twist: we still swim there

Except culture, hmm?

That doesn't count as open ocean access, because they have to pass through other countries' zones of influence and through narrow straights, and could easily be blockaded in wartime
Same thing with their access to the Mediterranean

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At least you don't live in a fucking wheat field for 1000km in every direction

that's the fucking dream leaf

based

Go on

Look like Ukraine

There's a shitload of Ukrainian immigrants on the prairies too