Snoke

Holy shit this is so freaking BADASSS!!!!!!

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You could kill those guys with a blaster

is this bad?

their armor is going to be immune to blasts or lightsabers because reasons. screencap this

is this the work of The Wizard?

lol what are you 12?

Lame, absurd, undisciplined

The original imperial royal guards were intimidating as fuck despite being normal soldiers

yes, that is pretty bad, ass.

>red riot police with one guy looking like a Edo policeman
nah. sheev is untopped

>the spoilers were true

holy SHIT I want to buy the ACTION FIGURES from my LOCAL RETAILER

>normal soldiers
?

SNOKE JUST WOKE UP AND HE'S STILL WEARING BATHROBE HHAHAHAHAHAH

kys EUfag

I really don't like these new movies

> black sun is the bad guys logo
hmmm

so are they the knights of ren

>Force trees

Star Wars is FINISHED.

I like that they're not using energy weapons, but I don't get why their armor has to look plastic. Why couldn't look like red Damascus steel? The old movies used cheap plastic because they had to use cheap plastic. Or George was a hack. The new movies are using cheap plastic just because they're cynical "remember those reallly ooooldd movies XD" jackasses.

they're knights of red

lol

I think it's more likely that they're trained with the force and can dodge
It's also more fitting the style of Star Wars

Looks like stuff they had laying around leftover from Tron.

>remember those cool red guards that didn't do anything at all
yeah
>well we are going to show you a bastardized version of them and make them as lame as possible

THANKS DISNEY

>plaguies
I refuse to believe people are this retarded

>people actually believe its plagueis

Snoke's First Order
Formerly Sheev's

children will love this

>they all have slightly different helmets and weapons but the body armor is all the same so they can make cheaper, single color action figures using the same body mold

absolutely shit

Exactly what I thought of

Their tears shall flow in December.

Sheev's Suck & Fuck

>disfigured wizard ruler
>red guards
are they physically incapable of doing anything original

People still think Rey is Luke's daughter.

turtle power!

Didn't they talk up how Snoke wears a gold robe, jewelry, and in general loves opulence? Why would he make his guards look like toys? Isn't that a massive contradiction?

>speaks broken future japanese

You can't have your employees looking better than you.

>complains that things look the same
>complains that things look different
Never change Sup Forums

This isn't a wacky office sitcom. They're his royal guards. They should look like an extension of his affluence.

complaining that things look different is okay if the different things also look like shit

as a kid i assumed they were at least more well trained than your average stormtrooper. like they were well-versed in hand to hand combat or something y'know, they had those spears for a reason

>mace windu
>implying a black man would be the villain in neo-star wars

the diverse, pan-sexual gender-fluid imperial guards

Where is knights of ren at?

could this possibly be worse than rouge one? cant wait to find out

the red guards are the knights of ren

apologize

This.

because that's always been the aesthetic in star wars you fucking goof

What the fuck?

You don't excuse poor service because the new guy is worse.

I am so sorry.

No for real explain

jesus fucking christ. let's all forget the unintimidating thing about them

they are fucking GUARDS so WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL LOOKING DIFFERENT?!?!?!

>different headpieces
>different weapons

this is honestly the most ridiculous power ranger bullshit ever. I know I'm nitpicking here but actual guards are in a uniform with same suits, headpieces and weapons. did lucas do this with the old guards? I genuinely don't remember

I don't think you know how this meme works.

youtube.com/watch?v=ykWPyaqbebo

Sounds like you have autism. Nowhere does it state that guards have to look the same. Medieval knights had many variations of armor. There are many historical examples that prove you wrong.

>getting pissy about plaugies
>not mace windu

retard

Why does Snoke need guards if he's so powerful?

Remember that leak script about how Luke was actually the "bad guy"? How did we all laugh at that but now it's better than what we're actually getting. Even this whole "Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin" bullshit sounds better than whatever this shit is supposed to be.

The main issue I have is that these outfits look more like the old republic then post galactic civil war.

Because this movie is going to have several connections to the old republic autismo. Snoke and his order are probably that old. Luke studies ancient Jedi texts from that era.

Honestly why even bother guys. We all know it's going to make a billion dollars and normies and sjw's will be schlicking to it for weeks no matter how awful the storytelling (or lack thereof) is. We'll never win this war.

Good. GTFO of my star wars, you stupid hip faggot.

lalala lala lala lalala I jus can't git you out of ma head

Heh.

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>can i paint his yoohoo gold?

>people still falling for the Plagueis meme

I hope this shit flops fuck nuwars