Please be good

Please be good

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I don't think there's been a modern sequel that HASN'T been a masterpiece.

Giantess JOI porn?

They say you brade runnah

>one replicant girl is confirmed named Joi
>other girl is confirmed named Luv
The porn parody practically writes itself

My expectations are way too high for this movie.

it will be Alien: Covenant good

so not?

It's Villeneuve, of course it will be.

spoiler: it's going to fucking suck.

t. reddit

Mine are way too low.

>Ridley Scott came up with the story

user i've got some bad news

Yes goy, surely THIS reboot won't be like the others. See you in the cinema!

>even more slow-paced and pretentious than the original

Sup Forums will be singing its praises for years, screencap this.

>ASMR JOI roleplay
cant wait

Why would you expect this to be good? Reboots suck and the first Blade Runner was terrible.

I'm so starved for good sci-fi

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You have to go back.

Going to see it in IMAX for the visuals. I couldn't give less of a shit about the story, if it isn't terrible it is just a plus at this point. Ridley making something that isn't garbage from a story and pacing aspect is probably not going to happen though.

this movie is going to be trash. they'll glorify dehumanizing people who are in the lower classes of society for the benefit of a small elite bunch of assholes with zero redeeming qualities.
the stupid masses will eat that shit up like the kids in Salo, not realizing the replicants are stand ins for their own kind. they'll nod their heads approvingly at the murder of beings who can feel fear, and pain, and suffering just because some asshole bred them in a lab.
also, ryan gosling has the evocative range of a tree stump.
i just wish people would wake up and realize what's happening.

>stand ins for their own kind

Slaves with four year lifespans?

This. At best Prometheus """good""".

delet this

>Based Denis
>Roger Deakens
>Same writers as before
>Harrison and Gosling
>Johann johannson, hanz zimmer and benjamin wallfisch are composing

It be pretty depressing if this movie is bad cause we'd never have this great of a group behind one film for awhile

>Blade Runner porn parody
Cyperpunk and A E S T H E T I C porn is my fetish

>reboot