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This is Rick and Morty's core demographic

Sad!

>implying theres anything wrong with that

what's your point?

I notice that he's white.

>he didn't eat the crust

Literally my only problem with this picture

>Leaves box open letting all of the hot air to escape resulting in cold slices

And apparently \tv\s core demographic
Fuck off.

>completely staging a photo for magic points

what a winner. i wish i had a pizza here right now.

The mans enjoying his birthday and wanted to let his internet friends know he's having a good time. Don't see anything wrong here.

I do that, but I'm also a friendless virgin loser.

Severely underrated post

The sad thing is, he's probably well into his 30s.

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It's illegal

He's not seriously going to eat a whole fuckin pizza is he?

>real life birthday
As opposed to a non-real life birthday?

Yeah we're a lot better, a buncha NEETs watching anime and capeshit all day. At least this guy has to interact with his dealer

do you not realize where you are? This whole website is infested with insecure anxiety/depression ridden sad sacks of shit. Hes probably doing better then 75% of the faggots here

>YOU CAN'T HAVING FUN YOU JUST CAN'T
>STOP HAVING FUN STOP ENJOYING THINGS
>IS THAT A PIZZA AND A BEER WHAT A LOSER

>being a wagecuck
Tip Top Fucking Kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

he's clearly in the middle of that slice

>eating less than the entire pizza
you need to get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

so sad

This, how is this different from 'FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS' threads?

My fun lies in making fun of people like in OP

Is this better Sup Forums?

Isn't alcohol and weed dangerous to have together since theyre both depressants?

That looks comfy as fuck tbqh

Not really

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This is your core demographic

>he stopped mid slice for upvotes

Even worse

no, my nigga... come on man....

Are you admitting you're not a local here?

>taking bong rips in between bites of pizza
So pleb.

True patricians starve themselves and take hits to create a maximum high effect, only eating 2 hours later when you are coming down. Followed by a nice nap in TMNT pajamas.

I might have some 'za myself now.

This man knows

speak for yourself

t. never lived a single day in his life.

pizza isn't illegal in the US my friend

not in a good portion of the US now

Not yet

The only thing wrong with this is that he didn't get the combo.

the fourloko and chinese are too much sugar together for me. I'd crash in 30 minutes. chinese and beer, or fourloko and pizza would be a better combo.

>reddit
>weed
>Rick and Morty
how do these betas function

>starve yourself
>take hueg bong rip
>pass out

>take hueg bong rip while eating and drinking
>puke your guts out

I have never had the opportunity to smoke weed before and I'm out of university already.

Not where I live. Pot heads are disgusting.

Why does the average shmuck broadcasting his mediocre life get 7,800 upboats?

The average person does not smoke weed. Stop trying to normalize it.

Because "me too" is most people's go to phrase

>reddit smokes the herbal jew

Not surprised.

it's relatable to people who aren't posting on a reptilian slave market forum and that's good enough for most redditors

Guess this retards favourite film.

Pulp Fiction

We've gone too far down the rabbit hole.

BvS

Fight Club or There Will Be Blood.

t. 15 year old

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Empire Strikes Back

>white
>in his thirties
>uses reddit
>browses r/trees
>skips work on his birthday so he can sit alone and watch a cartoon show tailor made for people like him
>weed
>somehow proud enough to whore it out to reddit for upvotes, probably so he can feel good about his sad miserable life.

whats to reckon he supported bernie? He probably shares shitty deadpool memes on facebook

>disgusting looking chain pizza (not a legit pizza parlor)

>disgusting craft brew beer (not a simple domestic beer)

>a dirty bong with a bowl full of ashes (not a juicy blunt)

white. trash.

this meme has already been roasted, soaked in vinegar and nebulized 2 three or even 4 times and lost all it's potency in the blink of an eye

soon

DUDE *hits bong* IM SO HIGH MAN *BURRRPPP* I'M ALSO DRUNK TOO!

Pulp Fiction is a good movie ruined by it's fanbase.
For reddIt I'd say The Boondocks Saints.

t. weed scientist.

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>blunt
Its all about them RAW papers my dude

Where I grew up, the average person did smoke weed. It was more weird if you didn't, to be honest.

>lifewontwait86
>spending his birthday alone browsing reddit
Oh the ironing

is your life boring?

>real life birthday
What do they mean by that?
Not even memeing. What they talking about?

>No pineapple topping
Why do Americans have such awful taste in pizza?

>>disgusting craft brew beer (not a simple domestic beer)
they're actually made by Heineken, still pretty good tho.

have you just not been here all week? xavier is reddit now

no. blunts are the most luxurious way to smoke. raw papers go out every 2 minutes. whenever people say there are no black inventors, you can always point to drugs.

maybe theres another BD thats set by the date you registered on reddit?

>internet friends

Cake day on Reddit.

>lifewontwait86
>sitting at home stuffing his fat face and getting high on a workday

>beer with pizza
Barf. Pic related is the only acceptable thing to drink with pizza.

Found the redditor

Interstellar

beer is a lame hobby. drink a fucking miller or a bud like an american.

That looks fucking awesome. The fuck is your problem you aspie?

>takes ONE (1) day off work on his goddamn birthday to treat himself
>must be a loser

>I'm 12 :D

This is literally just a lie. Weed is probably the only constant from all walks of life besides basic shit.

I do it and end up incredibly happy. It's probably just my weird body chemistry at work there though.

whats to reckon you're just a high school freshman social reject who hangs out on Sup Forums and has to shitpost with race-bait on other boards just to get back at 'normies' for treating you so shittily in school

Why dontchu nerds have a girlfriend

I go on small niche subreddits to discuss film theory and music

coke is 100% acceptable with pizza or chinese food.

>white guy partaking in illegal drugs

Typical

People like him are the reason this country is going down the shitter

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