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I STUBBED MY TOE INTO THE WALL BY ACCIDENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DESU DESU HELP!

It's everyday for you....
Everyday, I'm amazed you're still alive t b h.

REALLY need some rape rn

how? you're obviously in your room, do you just walk into walls for a laugh?

I'd be down for this but I can't get into town

Really?
I can walk up if you want.

I just eat chocolate to ease the pain desu.
I left to get some water and caught it on the door.

Feels bad desu.

I just found some bubble mix and a bubble wand, I'm so happy

nah, It's a hell of a walk (I know this firsthand)
Just wait till I'm in my flat
>I left to get some water and caught it on the door.
don't do that

>Just wait till I'm in my flat
ok ok
I'll rape you then

*delivers*

It's fucking 28°C at 8 pm. SEND HELP.

I-I'll try.
GO INSIDE AND PUT THE FAN ON!

The AC has been on for the last 4 hours.

karenposter is a cute

Lads, I caught a bubble!

K

I'll make your asshole blow bubbles

um, that's kinda gross

>Read post
>Get flustered by the compliment and blush
>Roommate walks in asking for his drink
>Asks why I'm red

Aaaaah
Damn wtf.

hmmm
it sounded better in my head

this
t. bubble butt haver

>t. bubble butt haver
shant be posting it rn
might get banned

i think he means where his bum is winking becausse a thicc penis

>might get banned
Weak excuse, amerislut posted his butt numerous times without getting banned, since you can just delete the pic afterwards

Go on.
You can do it.

wew.

but it's not shaved...

nasty

Lmaoing@your gorilla life

fuck off you dirty immigrants

Oh.
What about in your undies then, doesn't have to be bare.

at leat i dont have a hairy ass lol

just had a fap to some tentacle porn.

fuck porn and fuck jews. but mainly jews.

hmm
ok
I'll have a try

t. soyboy

Ok, bearman

>Russoid calls me "bearman"

no u

>me
>russoid
URGH DONT CALL ME THAT YOU DANG SCHOOLSHOOTER

t. Russoid

Shan't be replying to hairy buns

Guess I won't take a picture then you faggots

What the frick?!

well the Russoid was being mean to me!

>g-guess you won't get to see my asshole you h-homos

>dunnoid getting hecked on

Stop calling me r*ss**d

Awwww....
Bloody foreigners ruining me getting bum pics.

>R*ssoid replies to me AGAIN

S T O P

aaaaaaAAAAAAAA

M E
E

no

want to be tied up with the gf umi sonoda, and raped

yes
stop being a ass

im nor

gay chat here

What about your bf in the other thread who keeps attentionwhoring about his extremely hard 8 hour clerk job?

>bf
Stop projecting that faggot has mental issues for real

why are italians so rude

russians are also rude but that's a given

Why X are X?
Maybe because we are people too?

and i haven't gotten posted yet!! there is still one week of basic training left!!!!

>still in basic training
>will just sit on his ass all day
>already complaining
For what purpose? That's a mild thing to do, you won't perform any military stuff, so it's like not even an army for you.

Yes hello. I have arrived.

s-shut up!!

how do people live through normal basic training?? beats me

i'm already exempted from all exercise + marching, and get to go home every day, and i'm tired enough!!

Normies go to a completely different camp on some offshore island, and spend all day training topless, and only go home every weekend! and their training is two to five times as long as mine!!

You wouldn't be there if you could follow the normal path, don't you?

PES A/B1 BMT
This 9-week programme trains combat-fit recruits in the basic military skills to prepare them for advanced vocational training. The programme includes weapon training with the SAR 21 rifle which will teach recruits technical handling and marksmanship skills; a Battle Inoculation Course that simulates a real battlefield; a Field Camp which develops basic survival skills; progressive training to complete a 24-km route march which builds combat fitness and endurance; and hand grenade training.
For those who fail to achieve the NAPFA test silver award, they are required to undergo an 8-week Physical Training Phase (PTP) prior to the PES A/B1 BMT.

PES BP BMT
As evidence has shown that obese recruits are able to achieve optimum fitness levels and weight loss in about 19 weeks, the new BMT programme for recruits with Body Mass Index (BMI) scores exceeding 27.0 will be 19 weeks. This BMT programme is designed to help obese recruits improve their physical fitness progressively while equipping them with basic soldiering skills and knowledge.

PES C BMT
The 9-week BMT programme will be conducted for PES C recruits. This programme will include light physical training and vocational training to prepare them for combat service support vocations, such as service medic, and those related to logistics and administration.

PES E BMT
The 4-week BMT programme will be conducted for PES E recruits. This programme will focus on, vocational training as well as National Education, SAF core values, regimentation and discipline to prepare recruits for combat service support vocations.

how do normies survive anything above E!!!

I'm in E because I have a lot of mental and physical issues!

but most normies are in A and B1!!

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Got tired eyes lads.

same, despite only having been awake for eight hours

I think the sun at the beach made me tired.

normie

Current temp: 25°C at 12:15 am.
Humidity: 94%

FUCK.

Time for sleep. Night lads.

Current temp: -5°C at 14:49 pm.
Humidity: 20%

FUCK

nini

Current temp: -16°C at 17:23pm.
Humidity: 60%

HECK