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>Reckon the steamroller scene in the first Austin Powers movie is the funniest scene ever in cinema history.

sung tongs is a highly underrated anco album

who is this ded bender?

christ check out the 12head

need a romantic partner for my own health

ur dad

we'll be singing

TWENTY-TWO HOES ON ME, AYY
TWENTY-TWO CLOTHES ON ME, OH
TWENTY-TWO GOLDS ON ME, AYY
TWENTY-TWO BROADS ON ME, KEEP BROADS ON ME

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COME WITH ME
MY LOVE
TO THE SEA
THE SEA OF LOVE

The only person to help me when my car was stuck in the snow was a half black kid. Unironically really made me think.

I guess I shouldn't be racist, lads. Civic nationalism can work.

*listens to entroducing*
hol-hol-up guess whos coming guess whos coming

got no ability to pair bond

all australians should be killed

dont care, never will, send the bill

delet this

why do you feel the need to make sure everyone knows who you are? being an egotistical twat is part of your problem. get some insight, idiot.

mad how estonia is a real country where people live

wish more politicians were like andrew hastie desu

>Hastie enlisted in the Australian Army following the September 11 attacks. He cites anti-American sentiment in a university tutorial the day after the attacks as providing the moment he decided to join the military.[9]

I liked Tony Abbott tbf.

not sure why I do it tbqh

have a strong distaste for people who have a genuine hate for America beyond just taking the piss

good lad

folks is folks at the end of the day

lads what would you honestly do to stop this weapon if he came into your electorate and won the by-election? try and stop him? *chortles* he would oblit. you

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corrrrr look at that belly

faggot

statists up stairs dont like me smoking in my own fucking flat because apparently it 'updrafts' to them

how about i 'updraft' a molotov cocktail you insectoid

OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

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ANNNDAAAAY

why are bong females such slags?

cute!

>muh LGBT disney land

eventually the flames would consume the entire top floor. sure i'd easily have more than enough time to just walk out the front and escape but i wouldn't do that -- no. staying in my room i'd shut the door and let those fiery licks engulf me whilst i spend the last few moments of my life schizoposting on /brit/

thought ox was playing for da 'pool fc?

Who cares about faggots in Aussie politics?

the state of tinder

Oi mates! What's the good word?

nice, if I develop schizo, too, I'm gonna continue your legacy

at the end of the day, niggers is still niggers
disproportionate amount of crime, ungratefulness, disrespect, shit culture, etc
It's the half white part that helped

*woof woof!*

applying zovirax to my affected areas

oestrogen is giving me 8008153 lads

would highly recommened

OwO

i imagine white people drove past and didn't help him

post pics!

Dunno but I’d fancy a shag.

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doesnt detract from his post though

>n****r

it detracts from the part of his post which was directly addressing the other user's post (the last line)

Drumpf wishes he was Berlusconi

got accused of having an indigo aura at greggs again

anglos aren't white
I help my fellow white man whenever I can
last time I saw an old lady do hitch hiking, I drove her past way on my lunchbreak
so I saw a lad stuck on the side of the road, I'd glady give him a push, good opportunity to show off some strength too

I'm got a regular willy

wearing a pony tshirt
hope people know it's ironic

my willy is rubbish

just went ultra instinct in poundworld

>I'm got

browns and blacks are more trouble than their worth, that's a fact

>me: got no ladies to talk to atm
>friend: take a break from them
>me: what no why would i do that
>friend: jsut listen to me

what the fuck

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I assume any poster with a british or french flag is black or brown lads

they're*
I should show better mastery of this offshoot of my own language

no it isn't
be quiet

He wakes up in the middle of the night
I run in and turn on the light
Run my hands through his short black hair
I say, "I love you Harvey I don't care"

you're an offshoot of my spunk mate

why didn't they just fuck the computer girl they made in Weird Science?
they could have just spent their time spitroasting her instead of trying to impress some slags

hello you cunt

I love you Harvey I don't care never will send the bill

sexist

I'm here for the job interview

reckon dwight spends much time with him?

no, you are, you're welcome btw
diev et mon droit, ta mère et mon dû

it was for one applicant only
NEXT

i wonder when we'll see conjoined twins in porn

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Need a cig but the 'rents are in

Render unto Janny the things that are Janny's

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2020

OwO

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cannot fathom the level of autism necessary to make that image

did it get deleted?

been on a Cure binge

I made it as an actress dad!

I wonder which Air Force flies this plane........

will never get to experience a woman this attractive

stop fucking posting planes you autists

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maybe he just deserves to get killed

maybe

sony, more like soyny

phwoar

no one would care if he was

at least he's taller than me

no

fuck off with that shit terrorist

Nothing in my profile says I’m not normal and now I’m just questioning everything I thought I knew

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