Ornella Fleury (French weathergirl)

Ornella Fleury (French weathergirl)
>“My sexual fantasy would be that we’d meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you’d make me laugh; you’d make me laugh a lot! And then all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt … And then you’d go away!”

Jonah Hill (Oscar-nominated actor)
>"............"
>*cancels all media appearances in France*

For the unaware, back in 2016 Jonah Hill was conducting an interview on a French TV program that has a weathergirl who is renowned for throwing good-natured barbs at their guests. When she threw one such barb at dear Jonah, he couldn't handle the European bants due to his tragic American nature, got upset, and cancelled his media tour of France promoting War Dogs.

Sup Forums have been struggling for literally YEARS to think of an appropriate comeback that Hill could have deployed. But, like Hill, they're all spazzy autistic Americans with delusions of grandeur and all of their retorts centre around "I'm rich and you're a nobody, wah wah wah".

Surely Sup Forums can come up with something?

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>coming up with something

Jonah was just being a thin skinned little bitch.

>Go away before or after paying you to entertain my friends?

>*plays le fat happy merchant*
God I HATE that man.

Reminder women are garbage and rape is justified.

My own personal preference is something to the effect off
>"Well while you can only fantasize, I've already had sex with both of them"

Gotta self-deprecate, cos that bitch landed a solid slam and any attempt to reply with "NO U" just makes your feelings look even more hurt

>ur feelins cant be hurt cuz ur a MAN
its too late, the roasties have got to you

Are you retarded? Of course your feelings can be hurt. But you're not supposed to let them know!

Banter 101: Never let your opponent know they've gotten under your skin.

>"What a coincidence, we both have the same sexual fantasy, but with you being the one going away."

Nah, Jonah did good. The roastie should fuck off

That was a pretty brutal roast.

it'd take two men to fill out that clunge pet

>your mom

I don't know the context of the program, or its style.
But this would normally qualify as simply: rude.
It is not banter.

The hilarious part is that Sup Forums is still trying to come up with an answer where he wouldn't sound buttblasted

That isn't banter, that is just being mean. The proper way to banter, is to throw something the other person doesnt' really care about and that he has a somewhat decent answer.

>While you dream about me, I have no idea who you are

This. If you walk up to a handicapped kid in a wheelchair and scream at him "HAHAHA YOU FUCKING RETARD PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK" it's just being a dick. Most people don't seem to realize the difference between banter and being a cunt

I hear that this is how the French joke with people. Not so much of a "hahaha" jabs but more of a bullying/humiliation type of posturing.

OH NO NO NO

you're right they call it ''humour noir'' which translates to black humour, its not even funny desu

The epitome of female "humor"

Too scared to tackle offensive subjects )which is where true humor is found) so they resort to ad hominems against men they don't want to fuck for no risk whatsoever.

the virgin posts

She looks like the kind of woman who'd need an entire ensemble cast to plow through her.

I usually consider Frenchies to simply be humourless.
Humour in Spain can be quite dark, but that does not mean you can make personal attacks. It is a different thing.

While I have seen quite funny French comedies for example (Tais-toi!..), I can't recall ever hearing a French person cracking a joke. And I have met a few.

The difference becomes quite noticeable when comparing them to, let's say, Brits. Having a dinner with Spaniards and Brits can be quite fucking entertaining. It's all banter and insanity.

>Caring about coalburning French whores

Thing is that Jonah is a Beta. Women don't bant Alphas simply because they're out of their league and aren't shaken by such a poor bant. By not responding without sounding butthurt, he'd make her feel like the piece of shit she was at that moment

>"If the fantasy involved meeting you at hotel room, I'd have left myself"

frogs have a really dark humour which in this case you'll need a very thick skin or its just vulgar shit which is called ''humour grivois'' and isn't really funny either

Right? I'd no idea so many Sup Forumsposters were such sensitive little souls.

"You'd love it, they're pretty good in bed"

There you go.

jewboy btfo

Not terrible, you deflect it without unnecessary butthurt, but it's still just a deflection and not a counter banter

Cringe. The audience would've thought he is bent. He isn't Alpha nor ocnfident enough to make it sound like a real bant

That's even worse in a woman's mind though, especially cause she's a comedian. You put an end to her joke.

This is a good one and you should feel good about posting it.

Lads, the shite I'm seeing here about what she said being humiliating, cruel, demeaning, dark-humored, etc etc...are yous serious? It was a basic bait-and-switch with a mild jab about how she'd rather bang two well-established sex symbols rather than him.

This is entry-level panel show banter. And this is the first taste this particular Hollywood celeb had of an interviewer not being a sycophantic arse-kisser.

"Can't wait to watch the video while I fuck your sister and mom at the same time"

clearly the board is filled with bitter virgins who hate attractive and confident women

I guess is similar in america but banter here is usually made only between friends. When a stranger does it comes off as an free insult.

Literally everyone is aware of that. Jonah just has emotional problems.

>clearly this board is filled with bitter virgins who hate attractive and confident women
Feminists in Spain are preparing a strike for this Thursday.
You might want to join them.

Who cares?

Le Grand Journal (that's the show on your pic) is a trashcan show.

Once they made fun of video games, since then, they lost almost all their audience.

Really? How? Usually it'S boomers watching that shit

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Why is the French accent so insuferable on TV when it's not nearly as bad in person?

t. Quebecois with tons of French friends

this is not at all what humour noir is

What was that popular french videogame forum that spams the El Risitas meme?

Why not just respond professionally?
>I'm sorry but I'm here to promote a movie not discuss your fantasies. If you're willing to properly do your job as am I then please continue

"You're not my type"

>Only two men? Come one, you have a bigger appetite than that.

>the virgin response
meh
this one is pretty good

>fat guy mentioning appetite
her next line would be a roast

My sexual fantasy would be that we'd meet up in a TV show at France. We would chat, you'd tell me the weather, you'd tell me the weather a lot! And then all of a sudden, I'd pay three hookers who are also able to make it rain on my bed.

>three hookers who are also able to read to make it rain on my bed.
Fix'd.

its not funny and sometimes borders the insult and offend many people

i don't think you grasp the point

Noice :^)

nope

>all the people defending that ugly jewlett

>sometimes borders the insult and offend many people
that's the fun part

Yea, our humor is so dark it has AIDS

There isn't a comeback. He's fat and ugly. His only value is that he's funny (and that's questionable without someone writing his lines) she takes away his funny factor immediately. She basically tells him you're funny but you're gross bring me someone else. It was true and concise. No way to recover from those bantz. His only option was to accept fate but put on his poker face, maintain his pride and act like it didn't bother him. Apparently it did bother him a lot

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her reply to this

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

He didn't need to reply to it because she isn't funny.

I'd probably ask her how many rich fat fucks like me/Jonah she had to fuck to be able to get a seat at the table with the grown ups.

The guy next to her seems so embarassed "She knows she sucked my dick for this job"

And I cringed the whole time.

doesn't sound honest, her boss probably made her do it, or people told her through social media and she was afraid of losing followers

"Too bad I could've gotten you a better job"

wew lad, getting Eminem "Kim" vibes here

>In this age of rape accusations I wouldn’t corner them like that if I was you

>yeah? well still whiter than you, muhammad

>Ornella Fleury (French weathergirl)
>>“My sexual fantasy would be that we’d meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you’d make me laugh; you’d make me laugh a lot! And then all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt … And then you’d go away!”
>Jonah Hill (Oscar-nominated actor)
>>"............"
>>*cancels all media appearances in France*

How about,
>"My fantasy is similar but instead of bringing Leonardo and Brad I bring Harvey Weinstein and then ignore the crying as I walk away"
Then just give a cold emotionless stare.

>you sure 56%?

>over the top edgy
>imagine Jonah actually saying it
>becomes hilarious

>but instead of bringing Leonardo and Brad I bring Harvey Weinstein and then ignore the crying as I walk away
My sides.

>Rape you next week

What is so dark about basically saying she doesn't want to fuck him?

Do you have the 'tism?

it is a tough one to come back to.

if it weren't on tv he'd be best placed to just ignore her and get on with life.

since its on tv he has more of a need to at least have something of a witty comeback, because even if he acts non-chalantly it still seems pretty fox-and-grapey.

i'm tending to go after her career: 'then you won't be just that no-name french weather girl, you'll be that no-name french girl leonardo and brad fucked', but even that seems a bit too defensive and bitter (though it would work if it was a male making a likewise joke)

i think subtle slut-shaming is a better tact, but even then its not foolproof.
she has got him snookered really, and the fact that he's a fat beta doesn't help. i'm just thinking leo or brad could be faced with the same quip and insult her back and get away with it whilst mantaining some dignity, but he will always just be seen as a bitter loser regardless of what he does.

I would fucking brutally rape her and then bash her fr*nch skull to pieces.

>but he will always just be seen as a bitter loser regardless of what he does.
How hard is it to ask her if she takes pride in being a whore?

>"Y-yeah? well, Imma, Imma, *swallows* I would, I don't even, you're not attractive anyway *quick glance at the table* and and and and like I don't even want to make love to you or anything, sooooo..." *try to fix tour tshirt, move on the chair and accidentally pull out your microphone jack* *lips keep moving but there's no sound*

Fucking alright, ease up there Indonesia. No need to go all two guys, one chopstick.

Okay.

>How hard is it to ask her if she takes pride in being a whore?

>you're a whore because you won't sleep with me

attacking her sexuality too head on, will lose him sympathy because its the whole fox and grapes thing.

he has to be incredibly witty to deal with something as scathing as this.

>Get on your knees! On your knees! I'm gonna take care of you. On your knees! Lay down! Lay down! Shut your mouth! Damn! You must have one tight ass! I'll take care of you, slut! Who buys your classy dresses? Your man dress you like that? Only a fag would let you go out like that! Little whore! Shut your trap or I'll strangle you! Got it? Shut up or I'll strangle you!Spread your legs! Spread your legs, bitch! Shut up! Don't move. Don't move! I'm gonna fuck your ass. I'm gonna blast your shit hole! I'm gonna fuck your ass like never before! Fucking little whore! Don't move. Don't move. You like being fucked in the ass? Your old man fuck your ass? You like that? Don't move, cunt! Don't move, don't move. Don't move, don't move, don't move. Don't move, shit! Don't move, don't move, don't move, I said. Fucking shit! What a fucking tight ass you got! I'm gonna blast your fucking ass! You shit on me and you're dead, got it? Fucking high-class swine! Shit, you got a tight ass! A real little faggot's ass! I don't normally like this. Fucking rich bitch! But this ain't bad! Huh? You gonna shut up, little whore? Take this in your ass, cunt! You never been reamed like this before, huh? You bleeding or you wet? Opens up real good, your ass! You bleeding? Fucking shit! That's so good! So fucking good! Tell daddy it's good! Say, Daddy it's good! Call me daddy! Call me daddy! Call me daddy, fucking cunt! Shut your trap! Shit! Holy shit! Jesus Christ! Shit! Awesome!

>see miss Fleury, sometimes to get what she wants in life a pretty young woman has to sleep with people she might not want to, but I'm guessing you know that don't you Ornella?

Too pretentious

"I came here to talk about War Dogs, not Whore Frogs."

Why was the topic about sexual fantasies anyway?

>"I came here to talk about War Dogs, not Whore Frogs."
wahey
this could do it.

>I would fucking brutally rape her and then bash her fr*nch skull to pieces.
I imagine seeing the rapey Poland ball for this post.

It's a French show, it's surprising she didn't have a tit out

yeah you're right

genius, you couldn't say it IRL though

>could only come up with shitty 4/10 banter 2 years after it happened
man """""""""wittiness""

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