Brazil became cucks

now americans, japanese, canadians and australians can enter here with a simple online visa

RIP reciprocity policy

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You are free to visit entire Europe. What are you complaining?

It's time we accept we're not going to be a superpower and just spread our asscheeks to Western men.

Are you joking? Also why would you have visa free for tourism only but not business which is much more important?

I can go to brazil anytime without paper work?

because we're letting people enter without going to a fucking embassy whilst we still need to go to their embassies
yeah and vice-versa

good move not letting m*Ldovans in there

well they don't let us

ew you should ban all anglos

This

feels good m8

>RIP reciprocity policy
This happens all around the world, Brazil is no special

We use this visa free policy just to fuck foreign girls anyway, so only Americans and Canadians are barring us from fucking their women.

>We use this visa free policy just to fuck foreign girls anyway
Wut?

>Visa free for tourism only
But why

Sex tourism bro. As soon we got visa free agreement with Europe Brazilian men started going on sex tourism trips to fuck as many white women as possible around Europe.

This didn't happen at all and guys don't go there thinking about sex tourism as most don't get anything there other than trashy girls.

Wasn't this only during the WC and olympics though? Remember they made a special law for these events only
You already could. I entered england without a visa

No one wants to come anyways.

Seriously 80% of tourists are poor ass argies and chileans

it was a visa waiver for the games, you didn't even need to apply for an online visa
yeah lmao

>now americans, japanese, canadians and australians can enter here with a simple online visa
>RIP reciprocity policy
Yeah because we all want to stay in your country illegally and to steal all of your jobs.

I know, it's still cucky

That was not the point at all. Just because your parents did it doesn`t mean we all want to immigrate illegally

Oh nice. I was gunna go to brazil later this year while traveling south america, but apparently it's quite expensive so I was thinking of giving it a miss, now that this cost is taken out maybe I'll go.

Where should I go/what should I do in Brazil? I like hiking, camping, nature, music, food, drinking, history and handsome men(not those huge gym rat guys)

This is wrong
We don't let Moldovans in without a visa

>As soon we got visa free agreement with Europe Brazilian men started going on sex tourism trips to fuck as many white women as possible around Europe.
I've got bad news, our women on average are actually more sexually conservative than yours and a lot of Europe's. Unless you want a hood rat.

Never mind lads
This is about which countries can come to Moldova visa free

I was gunna say, you're retarded.

>That was not the point at all. Just because your parents did it doesn`t mean we all want to immigrate illegally
I'm descended from the colonists and people who legally immigrated before the first world war.

dios mio...

Someone answer me you damn dirty apes!

>hiking camping
nowhere
>nature
only in the amazon, but you shouldn't go there
>music
Sao Paulo
>food
anywhere
>drinking
anywhere
>history
nowhere
>handsome men
rio and curitiba

the safest bet for doing anything in brazil nowadays is Curitiba

but in the end it's a pretty boring country with 0 historical/culinary value

There's gotta be some good history around somewhere, museums and such? And what about bolivar and the spanish conquest etc?

>only in the amazon, but you shouldn't go there
Why?

But why would sane people from those place do that?

>Implying someone would want come here

Not sopa but I was there on last December, only Rio though. It’s cool, I stayed in Copacabana, which is a pretty safe zone, and there’s lots of things to do. If you’re into nature there are a lot of natural parks around and inside the city, but most of them are hills. It was pretty cheap for me so for you it’ll be really cheap. Memes aside men are really hot and there are lots of bars and clubs for that. Food was too different for me but that’s a culture thing. Drinks are good, but on the beach only buy caipirinhas and beer on established stores, and finally you can scratch under the usual tourism surface and actually find some pretty good historic places
(Brazilians feel free to correct me at anything)

>history
>nowhere
Nigga what the fuck? Get out of your basement before spouting crap
There is plenty of historical cities to go and several museums in São Paulo. Personally suggest Ouro Preto in Minas Gerais. It was considered world`s patrimony by unesco. Salvador and Recife are also quite pretty

A church in Salvador

it's too irrelevant to care about, just old colonial cities that don't even have a decent medieval architecture, you should just go to europe if you like history

going to the amazon is too dangerous, too many diseases like malaria, dangerous and ugly people

Nobody wants to see colonial buildings from close ago that look like favelas.

And ugly pirates

Don't listen to that basement dweller. Amazon is good for tourism too, but don't think you can simply enter the forest alone that would be stupid and dangerous our wildlife shouldn't be taken lightly.
Tbf plenty of americans come to fish for sport
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>music
>Sao Paulo

Correction, You don't want to.
Like I said abstain from posting you have already proven to only know the 4 corners of your room

Shut up, mate.

This. Argies and Chileans only come here because its to expensive to go to Florida.

You can stop defending your shitty colonial city now

Not even the same person you were talking to.

>There's gotta be some good history around somewhere, museums and such?
Rio

Hmmm interesting thanks, I do prefer nature outside cities but maybe I'll have no choice. I don't like gay bars/clubs but maybe I won't have a choice...

Salvador seems cool, might keep that in mind. Ouro Petro seems cool but a bit irrelevant and out of the way. Like us, all your biggest/best cities seem coastal. Many inland places worth visiting?

>it's too irrelevant to care about, just old colonial cities that don't even have a decent medieval architecture, you should just go to europe if you like history
I think you've just got too much of a euro-centric view. I like history no matter where it is, everywhere on earth has interesting history, some of the most interesting history I've seen irl was in Asia.

I wouldn't go into the amazon alone of course, I like fishing but not enough to go to the amazon just to fish. I'd want to see some hiking tracks etc if that'd be possible.

There are lots of places for natural sightseeing but the Amazon is dangerous because of river pirates who steal all your shit.
t. from southeast/south city without a single historical building

Jajajaja deve ser nordestino

t. Outro user que percebeu q tu da ré no kibe

No, I don't have an eurocentric view, I just forgot to say that if you want history you should go to Peru which has got a legit interesting history instead of farming and slavery

New world just sucks in that point
What? Majority of colonial cities are in fucking southeast

Yeah, but the majority of user posters are from urban cities, probably metropolitan regions without a single unique building in sight, like our sensitive fellow simian here.

You are mostly right about Rio. Downtown is the place to go for historic places, plenty of nature, everywhere....a lot of nice beaches too. Many of them almost desert.

Yeah our most relevant cities are coastal. Hiking I know that Rio has good routes specially its countryside can talk much because I've never done it there.
What I can talk is about ""pico da neblina" and "Monte Roraima" in Roraima (pic related). The thing is is in the northernmost part of the country, therefore hard to reach, and a lil too close to venezuela for my likings. However it's a top tier destination for mountain climbing. hiking.

Majority of the posters live in marvelous architectural cities like this

for nature try Matto Grosso do Sur, the Pantanal region

it's like a more civilized Amazonas.
For handsome men all the atlantic coast from the south to pernambuco works, but if you are interested in big black dicks (not my thing) you should go to Bahia and Pernambuco, although you could also find in Rio.

It is true that the safest part is Curitiba, but I can't think of anything you could do there that you cant do in Australia, with regards to beach stuff.
Even the north of Australia close to New Guinea shouldnt be that different from the Amazonas.

>Matto Grosso do Sur,

Não fica bravo nordestino

Sem choro, meu cabra. Tenho certeza que São Bernardo do Campo tem seu charme.

Nordeste é mil vezes mais interessante que itaquaquecetuba ou qualquer que seja o teu buraco

Hmmm that place does look interesting, I'll look it up thanks.

Not particularly interested in BBC, seems like rio might be the place to go. But tbph I have had a bit of luck finding handsome men just in hostels, maybe that'll happen again. And yeah, beautiful beaches aren't high on my list and we have them here. Although I do like snorkeling.

>from southeast/south city
Claro que sim, Severino.

Se mata, macaco da cabeça chata. Nordeste é um poço de merda.
>muh muh praias
Até o Haiti tem praia legal, a diferença é que lá deve ser mais seguro.

*Blocks your path*

but they will get shot in Rio, why envy them

Cada vez que vejo um prédio histórico ou um novo, mas com arquitetura clássica, pichado, sinto uma facada no coração. Pichadores tinham que ser enforcados em praça pública.

@86522975
Imagina viver tão puto assim kek. Eu não disse nada do que você ensinuou. Deve estar até espumando hahaha. Tá precisando sair do buraco que é o seu quarto

What would a BR Sup Forums meetup be like? You should totally schedule one in for late this year so I can go too.

Realmente é uma desgraça, mas fazer o que, brasileiro não liga muito pra história.

As you can see from the lack of knowledge of their own country, most br anons don't leave their rooms and think everything here is utter shite.
Shouldn't bother meeting any of them. Brazil is top tier normie so you probably find funny and interesting people literally elsewhere but here. Good luck and nice trip mate

>What would a BR Sup Forums meetup be like?

Disastrous.
We hate each other.

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Exactly, I can meet friendly people anywhere but I love meeting sperglord autismos, especially foreign ones, they're always so interesting, especially trying to figure out their special kind of autism. I'd love to buy you all some drinks.

Apparently, Australia allows Brazilians to apply for visas online, so you may take them out from the list.

It would be awful, we should definitely do it.

>NZ is visa free
>Aus needs visa

There are a lot of brazilians here in SLC. Many of them claim they love and hate BR, because of the violence.
All say that it's a great time for bros to go down and fuck some 10/10's.
Is this true?

But your posters really remind me of my fellow burgers. Have you ever seen any of them ever say anything nice about ANY US city? You can try and post "city X is nice" and a few of them will immediately reply to you why it is total shit. Not even memeing. That's how I know Brazil is great because every monkey says it is shit.

>glass
>clearly holding a bottle
wtf is this shit

I wonder why...

I thought that for the lusophone african countries the relations would be better and therefore with easier requirements for us to go there and for them to come here in comparison with the rest of africa

>mfw only Chile and South Korea have visa-free access to all G8 countries.

...

>Have you ever seen any of them ever say anything nice about ANY US city?

Not the guy you were talking to but yes I have, I've heard good things about San Diego.

You are a weird fella, I like you already
Maybe but I feel like you guys are 50/50, specially because it's perceived that americans are really proud of their country. Here you have to have luck to find a brazilian willing to expose our good points, most are simple 100% self-haters. Brazil is not a good country but that doesn't mean it's entirely made of shit.

wanna stay at my home?
I'm in Curitiba, I'm cute, built good, won't kill you.

>won't kill you.
hmmmmmmmmmm. Well maybe, idk when I'll be in your country though.

>look at this shitty city in the middle of nowhere with a little historical center and shitty wannabe medieval buildings!!!
>lol it's shit dude
>buuuuhh anons live in basements they don't like my cityyy!!!

kill yourself dude

Of course most of us love our country but Sup Forums is all about shitty, politically motivated banter. Southerners shit on Northerners and vice versa and everyone hates California. I don't live in California but I visited there and I loved it. Amazing nature, decent beaches in SoCal etc etc But if I mention it on Sup Forums, there will be a huge line of burgers convincing me that it is shit, full of spics and liberals and covered with human feces. Likewise, Rio is probably not as shitty as most Brazilians here want us to believe. Why do you hate it so much?

The thing with Rio is that it had been elected long ago as the "face of Brazil" it how we were presented to the world back then (Carnival, samba, bohemian etc). That was alright in the 50s but the country is huge and although several aspects are the same in a lot of cities all across the country much of its peculiarities aren't.
In most recent years Rio has been exposed as nothing more than a pool of crimes and favelas monkeys (It may be bad but it's not only that) and because of its status the rest of the brazil "goes" on the same boat. Then you have to account this site negativity and capacity to inflate a bad situation to stupid levels and add that people from other regions always believe they are special snowflakes.

What does it mean if I have visa free business travel to Brazil?

What kind of business can I do?

I'm sick of being stuck in -40 weather.

rip

Shady business

there's finnish colonies here, contact them

Make nokia great again here

>G8
G7
Russia's been out for years

Brazil should replace Russia in the G8, we're the new economic superpower of this world.

Invitation letter IS THE MOST RETARDED THING EVER INVENTED