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How?
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We're already below sea level. And most dykes are at least 12 meters above sea level.
So +1 will do nothing.
through jihad
How'd they build so many damns with pre-modern technology?
Some dykes are even 15 meters above sea level.
God I wish that were me
why do you think all those windwills are used for?
what happens when one fails catastrophically, your entire country just accepts they will be drowned?
The netherland or the sea?
I've unironically always wondered this too
fuck off aussie cunt our country has less floods than england, germany, usa, all those other countries dont worry about us nigga keep our name outta yo mouf
focus on the great barrier reef you bitch ass
We have a government instutition that is independent from our government, with their own elections and taxes. And they have been around for longer than our country exists. So they have had plenty of time to build a network of locks, lifts, dykes, canals, places to redirect the water to in case of a flooding, windmills as pumps and so on.
then we start all over again
they will flee here...oh God no what a nightmare
if I have to choose between drowing at sea or belgium..
for sure catch me swimming right into the waves
THIS. My waterschap Rijnland founded in 1255
no piece of infrastructure is infallible, eventually one will fail
make sure your dead body doesnt end up on our beaches please
You don't have beaches, only ""boulevards""
>implying
uhm sweaty
>not a shitty boulevard
stay mad, kusjes Dirk
We have flood sirens that are tested each month. However, I have no clue what to do in case of an actual flood. I guess, find the highest building to take shelter in. Cause there are no hills and such.
i thought you were using lesbians as a metaphor but ive come to realise this is probably not the case
what is a dyke?
I don't understand how Belgium's allowed to exist as a nation either. Baffles me, it does.
>what is a dyke?
>highest building to take shelter in
fortunately I live in Rotterdam
They’re fucking pumps? I thought they were normal mills.
>How?
When?
Unfortunately, you live in Rotterdam.
ok yeah i know its a lesbian but i assume you dont just get really tall lesbians to stop water do you?
i mean it is holland you guys must have really tall lesbians
>They’re fucking pumps?
KEK. What are we going to do with all those flour mills right next to each other?
First there was no such thing as the Netherlands or Belgium, but we were part of the Austrian/Spanish empire of the habsburgs.
We got tired of their shit, so we declared independence.
Then they managed to conquer Belgium back, while we became a nation.
And we remained seperate nations ever since.
Only Napoleon tried to unite us once. But once the French were gone they split up with us again after 15 years.
>tsunami evacuation towers
built whatever cheap towers
you literally created that monstrosity to serve as a buffer state
>said binlan
Pekka, my son...
No, you misunderstood. The wind mills are powered by electricity and the wind generated from the blades spinning pushes water away.
Leefbaar Rotterdam has achieved something in 4 years what PvdA couldn't do in 70 years. It's unironically the best local party
This. They also create a cool breeze in the summer.
seems legit
>tfw no army of sexy lesbians waterpunching the shit out of water
Thats even more surprising
Mill flour?
We could learn from the dutch and start reclaiming land to fit more pigs.
Mills are used to make flour originally. What did you think they were used for
here, a windmill qt who explains everything
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What program?
Why? How many flour do you need? They are used for pumping.
>his country doesn't have steampump castles
I thought this too.
I have a rotten mind.
Why are you even getting surprised by other countries inquiries into your weird battle with the ocean?
All this is really baffling and confusing for everybody as nobody else faced such problems.
Holland has the weirdest things.
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How do we stop them?
To think I thought they were just normal mills.
A country filled with flour mills makes no sense.
Fun fact: all windmills in the Netherlands where disguised and tested by the renowned Finnish sientist Leevi Virtanen
in 100 years the Netherlands will make it to England and get revenge on the eternal Anglo
I'm not sure if you really want more Muslim immigration.
the dutch are freaks
>lets dyke some water ground and pump the water away and use the land
smart and megalomaniac at the same time
>steampump castles
>lots of windmills
>despite being a tiny ass country, still has beautiful landscapes
>great architecture
>high population density
>great art history
>interesting weird star shaped moats
>dykes
>tall girl fetish
I'm unironically a nederboo
a shame that there's only like 10 million of you and your country is smaller than south Korea
17 million. We're the largest non-country in Europe.
Sweden for example is 10 million. Austria 8 million. And Denmark, Norway and Finland something like 5 million.
also no terrorist attacks from isis, belgium, the uk and germany are our bufferstates
bigger is not always better I guess
14+ million Dutch.
>small
>literally spans two continents
We're huge.
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Okay, I need to remind you of Theo van Gogh. That was very bad terrorism.
>getting rid of fat smokers
>A Crime
JK rust zacht theo.
>from isis
The will never expect this.
>Middelstede
Bol het af.
>There are more people living in my city than in the Netherlands
You are rare
> literally span two continents
> were huge
You what now?
It is a real project or only a wet dream?
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Its fucking paint dude
The ocean floor is ours vlad! Once we figure out how to grow cannabis underwater we will return from which we came.
A while ago there was an idea to create some tulip shaped Island next to our country, so we could place Amsterdam airport there. But it was deemed unprofitable.
But there are projects going on to create small Islands in the sea and surround them with windmills. It's a combined project with the UK and Germany.
Your country is pretty much an engineering marvel
would be interesting what the dutch could do with as much land as france or the ukraine, my state is almost 6 times larger than your country and barely has 2 million people
would also be nice if you guys retained your art culture and had some sort of art/animation and movie industry as big as the french
>would also be nice if you guys retained your art culture and had some sort of art/animation and movie industry as big as the french
Be careful what you wish for.
We make amazing movies. Like ehh.. about a teacher who turns into a frog. 10/10
>Dutch movie industry
Never fucking mention this again!
Okay, niet specifiek Isis. Maar we hebben nog wel te maken met D66 he
Do not forget their FUCKING agriculture.
The creators of the Greenhouse, and if you want to research more.
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Their country is something that shouldn't exist, but it does and it exists better than a lot of developed countries with much less ressources and space
> would be interesting what the dutch could do with as much land as france or the ukraine
Same as France and Ukraine - fucking nothing.
The reason they did this is exactly because they don't have space.
Also wtf, is that a bridge, or a tunnel?
A bridge for boats technically.
>movie industry
NEW KIDS NITRO KUT JONGE AHAHAH
Our movie industry is shit because people here only like to watch movies about women going on a vacation together, moroccans doing stupid things, white trash hooligans dancing and screaming around or a woman that has to go to the doctor.
Yeah, were the second agricultural exporters in the world. Around Rotterdam we have the most green houses in the world. Which use the exchaust fumes of the rotterdam harbor to heat them.
They say the Rotterdam area alone feeds 40 million people.
*exhaust
TURRRRRRBO
If France had the same population density as the netherlands, it would have around 225 million people
Alri, didn't realize you guys had it that bad when it comes to movies
How about an animation/art industry? France has that.
NIEMANDT KOMT AAN MAASKANTJE
they're not terraforming/engineering for fun you know, they do because they have to
There are sporadic actual good painter here, mimicking our (g)olden styles sometimes with a twist.
99% of our 'artist' need to be tortured and executed for their crimes against humanity though.
t. not hitler
Schijndel kut homo.
I think the only relevant Dutch director is Paul Verhoeven, who made Totall Recall, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers and Robocop. But those were mostly American movies. All local directors just make horrible comedies and WW2 movies.
Belgium has lots of cartoons. We not really.
We do have a huge music industry. Our DJ's are well known. But the rest are more Dutch language marching bands / rap music, which does not appeal to foreigners.
Forgot to quote because uncontrollable rage.
And some random guy called Andre Rieu who gives classical music performances and makes as much as Lady Gaga.
With a shovel and slaves or what were effectively slaves
And yet you went to war with us over non countries like Belgium. TWICE.
We could hve ruled Europe. You could still have your colonies.
....oh wait we DO rule Europe so you fucked yourself over for nothing. :^)