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The 'quins edition

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Please don’t post any slags. I really can’t wank anymore

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME

lads

Gonna take this Irish rorkes fucking jaw off

Sad little spiteful cunt, I’ll give him the whack his mammy didn’t

i've no idea why i was born in england

good post

fired from my job

getting unemployment but former boss is fighting me

having to go to unemployment court and plead my case

Superlative post

Where do you want to live user?

looks like it wasnt the last thread after all
looks like i'll be here another 5 years

ah well

toil beckons

*enters the thread*

don't care, never will, send the bill

do they realise they have the BUF symbol in their logo?

the quintessential australian m*n

don't work at all, stuck being NEET filth

/brit/ needs this

Ethiopia

nigger lover who had to hang around with the blacks because nobody liked him LMAO

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What happens if a woman takes that?

studied abroad there for 6 months two years ago

Wish I was born in France

Frogs have no idea how fucking lucky they are to be born in literal paradise, cultural and philosophical enlightenment and celestial cuisine. Bet they take it for granted.

Such a pretty language too, FUCK!

can hear the bells of toil ringing

what's it do

Stop

this but unironically

>getting married this month
>love the girl at toil

hmmm...

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paris dicksucking is like london dicksucking

>tfw not french

i am the good yank
you might be wondering how i became the good yank? it's simple: i never post

more like liverpoo

Don't appreciate negative comments about big Australian cities.

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funny how poor rorke has to rail against all the cities he will never be able to enjoy

beautiful Melbourne

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You're a muslim... can't you have multiple wives?

Looks good with facial hair ngl

Likely story

I’m from Cavan and have had little or no interaction with black people you fucking ape, it’s glaringly obvious you’re a seething little spite filled boy, probably a big failure too

bruh just wife her as well, have 2 wives

turns you from a cuck soyboy in to a redpilled chad

It's not me it's some lad here. Im merely pondering his situation

>tfw you will never fuck Brendaline

polygamy IT'S WHAT SANDNIGGERS DO

I agree

vsauce michael here

peekaboo

emma realized she can't act so she resorted to being a feminist to remain in the spotlight. pathetic

this except italy becaude the french are snobs while italians are effortlessly cool

>i live in an area with no foreigners and think only meanies hate them!
nice reddit logic you faggot

polygamy doesn't sound like a bad idea

Scotland's produced so many innovators because everyone's desperate to leave this rainy shithole

Had my morning fag in the kitchen today with the door open instead of outside 'cause I couldn't face standing in the torrential rain again

a bugman from my class started taking testosterone from his doctor and he looks like a normal guy now. kind of bitter desu

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BY BALLOT OR BY GUN

OUR DAY WILL COME

I.R.A

not sure
just never felt like i belong

Have no skin in this game, but she's been in some of the bigger movies of the last few years haven't she?

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rorke is so much of a fairy boy he'd say no to this.

yank girls always have the worst faces

how do you even get diagnosed with needing that

good post

Update on my bizarre and ever-developing sexlife:

>2 weeks i hooked up with this ultrahot 17-year old who gave me the best sex of my life
>he proceeded to ghost me after
>during those 2 weeks i accidentally had sex with a girl via a case of mistaken identity
>me and this girl text constantly, and might be in some sort of relationship (?)

>today
>the 17 year old messages me out of the blue saying "im down to fuck tomorrow but i want you to tease me first"
>so i tease him with some nudes n stuff
>getting hot n heavy in the DMs
>he says he has a flight to Paris tomorrow at 8pm but he wants to fuck me at 5
>im so up for this, but then i remember the girl and wonder if that counts as cheating
>ask my friends for advice
>they say to ask her
>ask her, she says an (implied) no
>tell the 17 year old who fires off one last VERY impressive dickpic and says "dw, maybe we can sort something out when i get back ;)"
>feel both cockblocked and guilty
>sit back and make this post

gah
i wanted to have sex with him so bad
but at least i passed the first ethical trial of this relationship i guess

Good morning!

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Mental how testosterone is so tightly regulated.

>wanting AIDS

So you live in Dublin? Oh my days! Fucking jackeen gombeen come down to my bog til I crack you a thump

PS that comment about Italy could only have been formulated by a drug addled brain dead uninformed spastic, do one

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

stop eating these foods

he got a hernia doing situps and says he told his doctor he felt like he had low testosterone from running too much. he's still really weird, though. he's on a bunch of meds

she can't act

racism is turning you into a gay lad, good job.

Here's Ireland, a temperate island with fertile land.
Here's Britain, a temperate island with fertile land.

How come one has 60 million people and the other has the few dipshits that couldn't get a ticket to Australia after the GFC?

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>stop eating eggs, butter, and milk

good luck

oxford bender is not normal

Bloody hell that leap from eggs to peanuts
How do other nuts stack up?

>7 vsersus 755 million
genuinely don't care

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodny

Stop this shit ffs

BADOING!!!

>and the other has a few dipshits

howling. aussies have such a way with words

*grows a beard*
*opens my mouth widely*

What was so glorious about the Glorious Revolution?

How many women can?

because idiots would fuck up their own hypothalmic-pituitary-gonadal axis taking tonnes of unnecessary testosterone if it weren't

I'm in the closet, in love with a lad who doesn't know how I feel and cheating on my gf with a woman from work. The so-called 'life'.

shall I do nofap again? yay or nay?

business idea: let children take hormone blockers and chop their gentiles into a mess for progressivism.

Because the Irish are truly a pathetic people.

nah its a placebo

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yeah geeze you've really passed an ethical trial by simply postponing when you'll have sex with a guy while you continue to string along a girl who you met up with because you thought they were a guy

that's like being drenched in water but feeling relieved you didn't step in a puddle.

just overshot the ol' cumrag by a fair bit

Nah if i was gay I would want AIDS like you

I'm done wanking

Yeah but that's man's lot in life to take risks and reap rewards or death.
Women can go and fuck up their hormone systems and nobody bats an eye about that

literally the famine and mass emigration

In 1800 England and Ireland had the same population. Ireland's still not recovered to its pre-famine population