You wake up in an Alternate Timeline where the Soviet Union never collapsed

You wake up in an Alternate Timeline where the Soviet Union never collapsed

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Everything is covered in a thin sheet of irradiated dust

Collapse it

FREEDOM TO NOVOGOROD FREEDOM TO CAUCAS FREEDOM TO UKRAINE

NOVGOROD IS NOT RUSSIA OR SOVIET

Is it the Blade Runner timeline ?

The world would be so much better

>mfw there is no timeline where communism works

>YOU WAKE UP
>IN A GULAG

>Wake Up
>Australia is a whore to communist china

Oh wait

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>Timeline where Soviet Union exists
>but USA doesn't, states are now separate nations
>Real life is a fusion of Metro and STALKER, everything has been nuked and survival is hard

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Might have unironically be better for both of us
The russians dont collapse and lose out on 10-15 years of growth
America still has a rival to go against

This of course, would require the USSR to have gone the china route

>No oligarchy, good walfare, good education and (!!!) more freedom
>No 90s banditry or much less
>Baltics will exit anyway
>Civil wars in central Asia republics
>Ahmad Shah Maksud will turn into an ally of Soviets after Talibs invade Afghan
>Probably, no middle east terrorism spreading
>Less drugs/HIV
>More rock music instead of pop in 90s
>Chechnya wasn't able to separate and install Sharia due to KGB counter actions
>Internet is still full of Soviet (Russian) whining about how shithole is USSR
>USSR make variety of products, not just oil/gas
>USA bully agaisnt pro-Soviet cunts instead of "fighting" terrorism
>Population is growing
>Soviet Media shows how "bad" is everything in USSR

WHY THE FUCK YELTSYN&CO DISSOLVED IT

ffffuuuu? I mean a lot of drunktards and criminals not appears from nothing.

>>No oligarchy, good walfare, good education and (!!!) more freedom
Dude empty magazines and less food. Also totalitarian regime. Praise Lenin and Stalin.
Free house and dacha, but minuses are more.

To "legally" rob people's property and own cunt's resources. Greed and egoism, Western liberal values.

>Dude empty magazines and less food.
Food and goods were massively hoarded, destroyed and rendered useless, while stores were empty. It was sabotage.
>totalitarian regime
You were not born at that time, right? Otherwise, I would not write such nonsense. This is now a totalitarian regime. And in the late 80's there was total liberalism.

If only you stayed together but embraced controlled capitalism like the Chinese.

Rejoice

Was it because Gorbachov successfully reformed it or what? That's really important to know when your alternative timeline starts.

World revolution succeeded in 1918 and now the International Soviet Republic has liberated all mankind.

Dissolved*

>You were not born at that time, right?
Huh!? What did you just say? From place where I born it was crapiest place filled with total drunktardts degenarates and criminals. Worst place and time to be born on Earth.

>Soviet Union
It was jewish crap builded on purpose to kill all russians and enslaved them.

If world revolution succeeded then the Soviet Union wouldn't exist. So it's not what OP meant.

Start to sing.
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>It was jewish crap builded on purpose to kill all russians and enslaved them.

Yeah remember that time the USSR tried to genocide half of its population

>builded on purpose to kill all russians and enslaved them
That's just Russia through all history.

GTFO, you never even deeply learned about USSR except of emotional propaganda, are you?

Yeah jews tried really hard. Communists jews killed all cossacks so we are don't have a cool dudes anymore.

Fuck you cunt. Look how it was ended, And don't say that shit anymore. 90's are not happening from nowhere.

>cossacks
>cool dudes
Wew

They are was the coolest dudes in country what we have. And they are decided to do a suicide to fight with each others what dumbshits holy shit.

You need to stop thinking in memes.

Always look at big picture before to get into history/politics. Russia has always been shit, people have always been shit, corruption and scum in power have always been. Always all around were enemies. Russia was backward and traded raw resources. The USSR is the only period when Russia has developed and gone away from all this. This is a fact that morons do not want to understand, because they are obsessed with petty details. Morons never see a big picture.

Dumb cunt...

Yes you are.

Imagine if they just did what China did and kept the Communist aesthetics but went capitalist. Breddy interests :DDD

The Cossacks were savage bandits, loyal to the tsar and nothing more. The image of the hero is just an image.

>The USSR is the only period when Russia has developed and gone away from all this.

USSR was poor boogieman, thast tried to play a big guy on a world scene. And died horrably.

The Russian empire was a not that cool, but we was czars and shit. And now we are somewhat nothing.

>the Moon and Mars are inhabited now

We are motherfucker.

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*The next morning Soviet Union collapses*

Story of my life.

FUCK

>USSR was poor boogieman
said more poor boogieman

Gorbachev was assassinated is the only true answer.

>my childhood story.

i go back to sleep

Oh c'mon we are just tried to live like normal people without totalitarian crap shit.

Go make breakfast and read the news. See caricature of the US president hanging against a giant hammer and sickle with accusations of him being a Russian plant. Wonder if politics would be this complicated in an alternate universe where the Soviet Union collapsed.

This can be done if we develop industry, work, trade, move science and education. And do not expect that the West will do all this for us. And they did not do it in the 90's. Do you know why? Simply - they do not need. And what do we have now? No one needs to develop cunt. Our government own resources. They don't needs anything else. There is no future. and the past was also destroyed. There is no past, no future, no present. Well done, libertoids.

You fucking pessimistic slave shit. Latest Imperial Russia and USSR was under jews and everything that are coming with them. Now we live from on yourself. Don't be a degenerate an educate yourself on mistakes.

Fuck jews fuck degenerates. All degenerates must be educated and became a smart people, then we will live.

Satan would didn't say shit. Educate yourself even living in hell.

Hahahaha half the oligarchs and your PM are all Jews

Well fuck

Nobody consider them a serious to be honest no one trust them.

Who will trust a jew?

>You wake up in an Alternate Timeline where the Soviet Union never collapsed

Everything The benevolent neighbor of us does is righteous and and i even bet they have never done any human rights violations! Ok? Praise USSR (and free market)

You wake up in an alternative history were British people have mutated into cat girls meow

>hell
Dude this country is far not the worst place to live. If your life is hell here that means you do something completely wrong. Just stop being a miserable loser and get a life. Leave boards and stop crying around for a beginning.

>All degenerates must be educated and became a smart people, then we will live.
Soon, the school program will introduce lessons on how to properly kick your head on the floor, praying to God. This is the revival of spirituality. These people will save us, because they are spiritual. Not not Soviet atheists with washed brains, betrayed the tzar, the protege of God. Instead of space rockets, churches will be built. Revival of Russia! uyuh kill cosmonauts!

>Dude this country is far not the worst place to live.
You fucking really see things like that?

They better explain religion from science view. And show proofs of after life, or show archangels and angels. More importantly show God.

What do you mean?

We can live better you know, maybe someday.

How would you rule the waves if you are affraid of water?

You can live better even now if you want. You are not a serf slave who is forbidden to take any education (schools here are free and even universities if you are not biotrash) or do a career. If you don't like your city you can move to an another one (it's not SU with restraining propiska). There are tons of ways to get money anyway but it's not any helpful if you are human garbage. Human garbage is human garbage in any country.

>You can live better even now if you can't.
Stop thinking about yourself. Everyone can live better, but not everyone can live without help.

>Human garbage is human garbage in any country.
You are fucking garbage, if you can only think about selfishness.

>As a result, mainly of differential birthrates, with most of the European nationalities moving toward sub-replacement fertility and the Central Asian and other nationalities of southern republics having well-above replacement-level fertility, the percentage who were Russians was gradually being reduced. According to some Western scenarios of the 1990s, if the Soviet Union had stayed together it is likely that Russians would have lost their majority status in the 2000s (decade).

Grand somewhat well develoing turkestan or a racewar in the making.

That's why USSR was building up the "soviet race" as a substitute.

What do you mean? Are you disabled or what?

This
USSR had problems for sure but is it worth the current state of Russia as a shadow of at former self? Only through sacrificing freedom again have you climbed back up some ways
At least with the USSR there might have been other alternatives

Jews started the ball rolling but were purged out of power by the 40s, which is why they crowded into the black market and illegal business, and eventually took over after the collapse

Would people have bought it though?
In siberia the slavic russians start to look a bit slanty by now so the integration into asia seems to be slower process that happens voluntarily and organic.
But up to the 2000s people mostly bred in their own circles and you would have a richer central asia that is young and rising tied together with an aging but better developed slavic mainland left of the ural.
If migration happens youd need germany tier multicultural messaging to the population, if its restricted one half of the soviet union might think it could be better off without the other.
Maybe it had worked out well and islamism wouldnt have become an issue too tho, who knows.

Rome had free bread, housing and entertainment.

What is purpose of soviet other than murder and oppression?

Pic is roman housing, I simply dispise Communists because they get you fuckers to support their aristocracy, no Communist can be obe of my own, they are irrevocably traitors and enemies of my own.

>In siberia the slavic russians start to look a bit slanty by now
What?

Wow Roman housing sure looks ugly

>It was jewish crap builded on purpose to kill all russians and enslaved them.
shut up bourgeois !

Roman housing of workers.

>Muh 1918-1937 year baby.
Now I think about that tsar was not that bad.

Are you on drugs?

he was terrible and make stupid decision but his portrait are cool

I looked on google pics of siberian towns and some people there looked like blonde chinese. The last time I met a russian it was a student from siberia, she looked very asian but was blonde and blue (slant)eyed.
I dont mean this as mocking cuckposting or something like that, but the demography there looks as if it favours crossbreeding/homogenisation by now.

From which part of Siberia she was? I live in the West Siberia and that's defenetly not the case. It's not like we racist or something. there is just not that many natives to affect our genepool.

>Pic is roman housing

How am i supposed to live in that

I can't buy hormones without a prescription now *crying* And I probably wake up in GULAG because of my orientation...

Give me your adress and I will send you my hormones.

the fuck does that mean