/desi/

Get in here you bhangis.

Invited: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka

Not Invited: hardcore katuas, right wing hindutva cucks, unironic khalistanis

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Do you love Pakistan?

I love Pakistan! :3

>Not Invited: right wing hindutva cucks
kys

also, include that incel chutiya in not invited list.

Who are these braapkumaris?
Yes, I love it when India nukes them :3

Not invited: diaspora cucks and their garbage posts.

Go to your countries general and don't shit one up.

DINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA
DINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA

SHE THINK SHE SLICK BUT SHE DABBIN!!!! :JOY: :CWL:

How's Kandy now, Kumaraselva?

me on the left

some singers, apparently they are only half pakistani, quarter german, quarter lithuanian

You realize I invented /desi/ right

Favorite film, desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=c769V25pX08

>average paki man

The general is called desi

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5462937/Passenger-stripped-naked-watched-PORN-flight.html

Bangladeshis pls behave

>Bangladeshi, 20, took clothes off and started to watch porn shortly after take-off
OH NO NO NO NO

air hostesses rekt

>20 years old
>Already balding
JUST

are we sure he's 20 or "20"

What's best Bangladesh city to live in? Do they make movies and songs? How do you never see any movie/music from Bangladesh ?

Last Bangla song I listened to was Korbo lorbo jitbo re.

Probably 20 in mudslime years, which equates to 40 in regular human years. He was most certainly masturbating to 20 year old (mudslime year) girls.

Mudslime countries nuked when, bhai log?

Why do you diaspora can't live without making shit tier posts?

t. triggered baiyya

Abe itni jalti hai to apna board banake us pe post kar. Ladkiyon ki tarah complain kya kar raha hai?
Bhaangi suwar ki aulad

Do other indians in Canada actually know indian languages?

most do, I've never met a punjabi that can't speak punjabi here desu

the only indians that cant speak their language are christcucks

>the only indians that cant speak their language are christcucks
This. That's only because they were scummy d*lits who were cucked into converting. Should have been killed.

Stop making these shit threads. They're always full of nothing but diaspora cucks. As an NRI, I actually want to hear the views of people LIVING in Ind/Pak/Bang, not some faggot, Khalistani, raghead taxi drivers from Browntown, Ontario.

I get understanding the language if your parents speak it but learning to write seems like a waste of time.

Yeah, I can understand and somewhat read it but can't write it.
Shut the fuck up manlet. Just hide them if you don't like them. Imagine being this OBSESSED.

no one really learns to write it unless they're autists, we can all speak it though

t, 5'1 "male"

>the number of canacuck, Brit and merrican posters astound me.

SAID NO DESI EVER.

Are Sikhs bro tier?

The devout ones, yes. Sikhs who shave are often ghetto trash in every single way.

So how does the process of meeting a girl and her parents for a semi arranged marriage go

A date is arranged
If you like each other you go out again
If you want to keep dating you date for a little while before getting married

Are you joking? Actually being a religious sikh is hell and makes you stand out.

What is involved in day to day Sikhism
Do you pray during the day like Muslims?

it's glorified dating, your parents fix you up with essentially a blind date

newfags /out/

INDEED


>newfags
bacche. I am as old as the original /desi/

>tfw your parents will never fix you up on a blind date with a Punjabi kudi
not fucking fair :_:

>essentially a blind date
it's not a blind date. A biodata with photo is already with either of you.

Many ways.

First (austists case):
Your extended family suggest people they know who have children about same age. Your parents contact them and casually mention they have a son 26 yo doing blah blah and they are looking for a girl. Other family say we got daughter who blah blah and then you ask more details like their patrika and bio. If everything goes well you go to their home as guests with your son. Next day or couple of days, they tell you how is it looking. If everything looks good, girl and the boy talk. If they say "yes", then there is Sagai which can lasts from a month to couple of years, then its marriage.

Second case:
You know the girl, mother ask you causally if you have someone, you give them details and it goes like caste 1.

>bacche. I am as old as the original /desi/
So you're what, 4? 5 year old at most? Reported.

Im not sikh. Im just saying it only makes sense if someone wants to shave and not wear a turban rather than making them ghetto trash.

That's only in India. Here, its just a blind date, you go out for about a year and get to know each other, then marry.

religious sikhs are good people
sikhs who shave and act gangster/black are subhumans

>blind date
a blind date by definition is when you go on a date before knowing about or seeing even a photo of the other person.

youtube.com/watch?v=J-gYJBsln-w
Sure, but I would consider the first time your family's meet to be a date.

>Nigger teeny bop music
DROPPED
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Nobody goes on a blind date. Girl and boy talk for hours, before they say yes. They also meet, exchange numbers etc. Take there time, then say yes. My parents knew each other for 3.5 years before getting marriage, it was an arraigned marriage.

Do they fuck when they're alone in the room? To see if they're physically compatible, you know?

>Do they fuck when they're alone in the room?
silly leaf.

Depends if they want to. Mostly no, leaf-tier hookup culture is not prevalent here,

>hookup culture is not prevalent here,
That's not what I've heard. Aren't big cities very forward thinking nowdays? With daarubaji, DUDE WEED LMAO and tinder hookups etc?

>one million tinder users are like 0.07%.

it's common amongst indian chads (rahuls), the indians living in india itt are probably oblivious/unaware that chads get sex in india since its more discrete

Post pictures of Indian Rahuls and Anjlis.

What's up with all the diaspora hate lately, lads? Every India flag seems to be SEETHING about us. Are we not allowed to be proud of our heritage? Is it jealousy? I don't get it.

Somebody made a general for you half leafs

pic related is a rahul

You don't belong here.

I don't meant TV or Film stars. Post some regual Rahuls and Anjlis.

>Post some regual Rahuls and Anjlis
don't use tinder. I would ahve posted some anjalis otherwise.

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>Potato roundface
>Reddit tier hair
>Manlet
>Arab style facial hair
Damn...so this is the power....of Indian Chads......damn

Fuck off, Manveer. This ain't your dad's house. I'll post where I want, when I want.

Post face leaf "Chad"

>>Arab style facial hair
what does this mean?

Lmao, Rajpal Yadav looks better than him

I never claimed to be a Chad. Stop being insecure and projecting.
Exactly what it says, sandniggers also style their facial hair this way in a chinstrap.

>Stop being insecure and projecting.
prolly, that's his picture?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Is it jealousy?
This ttytt. The pajeets cribbing about diasporafags are seething cause you have the best of both worlds whereas they are stuck in their designated streets.
>inb4 seething pajeets attack me for this post

BASED Poo. You're one of the good ones...and that's a good thing.....here's why.

recommend entertaining Bollywood movies

Regards,
Wh*toid

based

WHY THE FUCK HE HAD TO DO THAT ON OUR PLANE? HE COULD HAVE DONE IT BEFORE ON THE TRAIN, BUS OR TAXI BUT NOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE ON OUR PLANE, NOT EVEN BANGLADESHI PLANE. FUCK OFF BANGLA FUCK OFF WORLD STOP FUCK OFF ILLUMINATI STOP FUCKING (IN THIS CASE LITERALLY) WITH OUR PLANE!!!!!!!!

Hera Pheri
Judwaa
Andaaz Apna Apna
Savita Bhabhi ki Jawani

fuck off merrican sex tourist.

just kys or go to thailand.

designated jerk plane?

>Savita Bhabhi ki Jawani
lol

What do you mean best of both worlds? Being in Canada over India is good but what else is there that they have too?

>sex tourist.
>India
I pity the poor guy.
Not being a wh*Toid subhuman

All this time it was Bangladeshi thunder cock that was bringing Malaysian planes down huh.

I've always suspected that this was the case, but it's good to hear it straight from the horse's mouth. Appreciate the honesty.

>Having to resort to using a proxy just to samefag
JUST

>his grandparents didnt leave the DSS
>he has been subjected to a life of disease, poverty, poor education and backwardness as a result

Desi diaspora charity fund to help out desi's slumchildren posters when?

>pajeets itt will never taste wh*toid pussy
feels bad man, I'll do my part for you bhratas

>taste wh*toid pussy
why would anyone like to taste an unwashed vegene?

slamming them is another thing, though.

wh*Toid pussy honestly smells like Cod fish. I prefer the paneer smell of Punjabi pusi.

Very musky
Slight hint of jeera

H-hey can an Afghan hang out here?
Asking for a friend of course.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm actually lmaoing at your life, m8. Imagine being this much of a conspiracy theory faggot. You should consider leaving your house once in a while. Too much Sup Forums is clearly melting your brain.

>What do you mean best of both worlds?
I mean you get to live in a first world country and still get to pick and choose the aspects of your desi heritage you want in your life.

Not a proxy bhai.

No, go back to /mena/

>afghan wanting to post in desi
How times have changed.

don't you goat fucker swear by your central asian genetics?

just GTFO!

xD

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south indian masterrace

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